Hey there! Sorry for the month of not updating. I will make it up for you…. Hopefully…Ok well enjoy!
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Spread The Hinata Love
Chapter 6
Dinner partay'!
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Naruto, Lee, Sasuke, and Kiba were in Hinata and Temari's bedroom. They had to share rooms; the guys wouldn't share, because they have dreams. Let's leave it their. Well the reason their sharing a room together is that Tenten was too afraid to go near Temari at night. With her fan of doom I would to. She might get the weasel on me…damn weasel.
So Sakura, Ino, and Tenten share a room…it's too scary to even go in at times. Like last night…
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Last night in Sakura, Ino, and Tenten's room
"What the fucking hell is that!" Screamed a voice.
"I have no fucking clue!" Screamed another voice.
"IT'S A FUCKING BUG!" Screamed another as she threw weapons at the innocent bug.
Then the Kool-aid guy busted though the wall. "O YEAH!" he yelled.
"What the fuck is that 'O YEAH' when we have a bug in our room!" Yelled Ino.
"Shut up slut!" Yelled the Kool-aid.
"SLUT?" Yelled Ino.
"THAT'S RIGHT! WE KNOW DURING THE CHUNIN EXAMS WHEN YOU WERE HANGING ALL OVER SASUKE YOU TOUCHED HIS BUTT AND SLIPPED $50 IN HIS POCKET!" Yelled the Kool-aid man.
Ino remembered that day. It was a good day for her…. She remembered those $50 she spent on Sasuke. The best $50 she ever used. Sakura who was appalled by what her "friend" did to Sasuke. Her inner rage came out… which looked like Tsunade for some reason….and she went loose.
Punching out wall after wall trying to find where Ino was.
Oddly enough Sakura destroyed every thing around Ino and the Kool-aid guy.
Back to Tenten, she was just throwing random objects at the bug now. Like, a toaster, hamsters, and Lee. How she got Lee you say? Well she keeps him in her pocket as the "Green pocket spandex beast"… It's to protect her from the aliens. Everybody knows spandex kills aliens. She also has a CD of some random country singer in her pocket too. Every body knows country music kills aliens too. Then the bug turned into the bug from "Men In Black". Tenten screamed she did her dragon flip-ie thing, but the bug got a rolled up news paper and beat Tenten with it.
Ino and the Kool-aid man where still trying to cuss each other out, and Sakura was still destroying stuff. Then Tsunade came in and saw what was going on. Tenten first, Sakura second, Ino striping on a pole for some odd reason, then the Kool-aid man. She remembered the Kool-aid man. He was at a wet t-shirt contest, watching, Tsunade, the queen of the contest, was the judge along with Jiraiya.
Tsunade was walking towards her seat then she tripped! And she fell off the stage, and some random 400-pound thing of juice ran towards Tsunade and fell inside of it. Tsunade, now angry, and in a white shirt got out of the glass and onto land. The "thing" stared at Tsunade's chest for some time.
Tsunade ran towards the Kool-aid guy and began a deadly assault on him with the pole Ino was striping on, but she was still on it, and to make things worse she and Sakura got into a fight… and they both had their hair down big hoop ear rings and had their fake long nails on.
Temari walked into the room and saw the horror. Tsunade beating a glass of juice with a striping pole with Ino and Sakura fighting on it then Tenten playing country music and her head blew up along with the giant bug-thing. ' So she was an alien! I knew Lee was never a good alien hunter. With his gay-ass spandex on and his pink spandex gift to Hinata! MY GOD!' She slowly backed up then ran out of the room of horror.
End of the Night of horror
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Well, back to Naruto and the other 3 people with him. They found a diary and started reading it.
Great Gai up in the sky
Hello, up there Gai-sama! How's it been? Well I love System Of A Down! They rock! My fav song has to be Attack. I love the beginning of the song its so good! Almost as good as my Naruto! But he is MINE! MINE! I know that Lee is bi and with what happened to Tenten he will go after my blonde lump-of-love! I will kill him I swear! I swear! I will! But how? I have to think bout that…maybe I should steal his spandex! No that won't work. I wanna kill him so badly…most of my dreams are me killing him in the oddest ways. One was that I killed him by drowning him in chocolate. Odd huh? I wanna eat a giant hot fudge sundae with Naruto in it, but that's a fantasy for another day. Well good night Gai-sama.
CYA,
Hinata
Naruto was shocked. By many things in that little passage. The Lee thing, the sundae part too. Few other things too, but that wasn't important because Temari was right over their shoulders. They all stooped, turned, and stared at Temari like a deer caught in car lights. She broke Lee's neck and threw him out of the room and let Kiba cower at her legs like a scared puppy. Naruto and Sasuke stood there still.
"Leave." Was the only word that came out of her mouth. They ran away beyond the rainbow! "Good boy." She said, petting Kiba and giving him a dog treat.
"Naruto… Hinata has to be insane…" Sated Sasuke. Now walking down a hallway to their rooms.
"Shut up teme… we're all insane." Said Naruto. Sasuke took some time to think about this. He was insane… rejecting all the hot fangirls he had… 'Is that why people think I'm gay?' Tsunade was insane in her own way so was Jiraiya. Oroichmaru stole ninjas and tested on them. Naruto had a Ramen addiction and well…he…has an insane fox inside of him…so he's insane too! Sakura being a Sasuke fangirl. Ino denying she's a slut. Hinata thinking Gai is god. Lee wearing spandex and loving an alien when he's an alien hunter. Sasuke entering all that information into his brain, "Yeah your right." He agreed.
Hinata walked into her room, Temari stood there with Kiba sitting on the ground like a dog next to her.
"Why is Kiba sitting like a dog on the ground?" Asked Hinata.
"Well…I promised that I'd give him dog treats…" Temari said, as she sweatdroped.
Hinata stared blankly, "O…K…"
"Naruto, and Sasuke read your latest diary thing." Said Temari.
"WHAT!" Hinata snapped.
"Yeah…he seemed freaked out about the sundae part." She sated.
"Damn…that was gonna' be his birthday gift." Said Hinata sadly.
"…Ok…don't you think that would've freaked him out?"
"No…I was gonna' instead it with ramen."
"O…that's nice."
"Yeah it is. So you still gonna' dress like a ho?"
"Yeah…I think I will."
"Really? Like Ino? Or your own style?"
"I think my own style…you know Ino is pretty famous in clubs."
"Really? The slut."
"Yea. Well I'm gonna' get dressed."
So the two girls got dressed for the night. Hinata dressed nice with a dress, Temari nice...but like a ho. In the horror trio's(Sakura, Ino, Tentennow dead) room they were fighting about what dress to wear. Nothing important about the fight, it's about the same thing as the night before.
Lee who was thrown out of the room dead from Temari rose to his feet. His neck flopping in all directions, until he took a small pill. Instantly his neck turned back to normal. "They must never find out…" Said Lee softly. He walked down a dark hallway, fading away with the light…Lee was indeed the missing apple jelly of jelly past.
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(At the dinner)
They were all sitting at a big round table. Hinata and Naruto were right across from Neji and Ino. Next to Ino was Sakura and Sasuke, then Naruto and Hinata, then Temari and Shikamaru, then Lee, Akamaru(he go Tenten's spot) and Kiba next to Neji. Everybody was well caring conversations, except Neji, he was mostly sending death glares to Hinata and would momentarily talk to someone.
Hinata noticed Neji staring at her. 'Why Neji-nii-san? Why?'
There was a stage near their table, and someone got up on it. The man had a microphone in his hand and held it up to his mouth.
"Hello ladies and gentleman. We will be having karaoke so if u wanna' come and sing just come on up." He said, he left the stage.
Sasuke got up and walked to the stage and started singing "Inner Universe" by Origa. After the song every person had wide eyes, shocked. No one knew Sasuke's voice could go up that high.
"Wow….Sasuke-teme how can your voice go up that high…..its….scary…." Said Naruto, Sasuke just continued walking past him to his seat, paying no attention to the blonde.
Ino knew Neji was staring at Hinata, she knew something was wrong. Ino got up out of her chair and pulled on Neji's shirt.
"Neji will you come outside with me?" Said Ino. Neji didn't respond just got up and went outside with Ino. They went around to the side of the building.
"Neji…what's going on?" Said Ino.
Neji looked at her, "What do you mean?"
"I saw you staring at Hinata. What happened?" Said Ino.
"Nothing. Its just I don't think…Hinata should be with Naruto." Said Neji, sounding more…caring then usual.
"Really? Why?" Said Ino leaning closer to Neji.
"She wants…to fight Naruto…and if see fights him see will win and he won't love her anymore." He said softly.
Ino's eyes widened, "Wh-What! How could Naruto do that? I don't believe you. Something else is on your mind!"
Neji didn't answer. "Did the fight between you two do something to you two? Or the fact that she loves Naruto?"
Neji still didn't answer. Ino knew it as both, and she knew he wouldn't admit it. Ino just leaned towards Neji and kissed him (Neji was against the building). Neji's eyes widened as Ino kissed him, then turned soft with passion as the kiss deepened. Neji warped his arms tightly, bringing them closer together. Ino broke the kiss and smirked.
"Did that make you feel better?" Said Ino, she walked away back to the table.
Neji decided to stay to look at the sky, it made him feel clam at times. He looked in the way him and Ino came and saw Hinata there. Her dress a deep blue like her hair, her hair was down and more wavy then usual.
"Nii-san…w-we need to t-talk." Said Hinata, her voice turning back into the soft scared voice she once had.
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Well I'm going to end it there. Chapter 7 well be up in a few days. And Trenchcoatgirl-Kyo plz update "I don't think we're in konoha anymore, Akamaru." Chapter 7 is going to be a part-2 thing, ok?
