Me: o/ I've been dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood, with your eyes gauged out, by the work of my thumbs, the scent of your insides, from under the floor boards, the perfect perfume, for settling a score! o/

Raito and L: o.o;;; ...

L: Keep her away from the death note.

Raito: Roger that.

Woohoo!!! Chapter 4, after a whole day of me doing fuck all! I could have typed…But…You know…Searching around for reviews is much more fun, especially when decides to make me wait 3 damn days before letting me post anything up! How cruel is that!?

L: She said it…

Raito: Yep…She did…

L: She said fuck…

Raito: Your poor virgin ears.

L: My ears were de-virginized by you a long time ago.

Me: Anyways, some dear…erm… 'my fanfic' hater decided to oh so 'kindly' inform me that what I'm writing isn't a yaoi fanfic but a Slash! Ooooooooo….Either way there's yaoi content in it T.T;;; What the hell is the difference!? Some people!...I mean, why must there be so many rules to writing a fanfic!? It's a story! It has Yaoi! Therefore I name it YAOI FANFIC!!! Not slash! What in the world does slash stand for anyways?

My in mind theater:

L dressed up in a princess costume: Raito! Oh Raito! The bandits have me captured! Save me!

Raito dressed up in a Zorro costume: Don't worry my fair lady! I will defeat the bandits and rescue you!

L: Hurry! It's so scary!

Raito skillfully defeats the bad guys, all marvel comic book style with 'slash' coming up as an action sound.

L: Oh Raito you're so brave!

Raito: It was merely to rescue you my darling, by the way fair maiden, what is your name?

L: My name is-----

Back to reality:

L : ENOUGH!!!!!! YAGAMI-KUN!!!!!!??? Yaga...mi…kun?

Raito, still watching my in mind theater.

L: …. T.T;;; Takes up the death note and writes my name in it.

Me: And all this to conclude, I despise hate mail, if it doesn't make my fic better -Dies-.

L: ……. I'm already bored.

Chapter 4: Dirty little Secret ((L: …That is so corny it's almost scary.))

Kira stood upon a tall tower with L crouched upon another across from the one Kira was standing upon, Raito watching the scenery from afar. All they were doing were staring at one another for the longest time, before he suddenly noticed a slight change, L slowly starting to fall forward off the tower; he felt his heart skip a beat in his chest:

"NO RYUZAKI!!!" He tried to go and catch him, tried to stop him from falling, but all he could do was watch, watch L fall forward to what would obviously lead him to his death. He growled and his eyes quickly shifted towards the red haired one standing on the tower top. The man slowly turned around, and this time, Raito could feel himself freeze into place as he stared at a red haired version of himself.

Raito sat up gasping, just a nightmare…a really bad nightmare…He was Kira? What kind of sick joke was his mind playing on him? Not only that, but… He glanced over to L who was still asleep curled up beside him. He didn't even want to picture L dying…By his own hand? He shook his head and gently shook L.

"We'll be late for the investigation…" L just turned his back to Raito and gave an asleep sigh, bringing his knees up to his stomach and keeping his thumb to his lips. Raito just rolled his eyes at this: "You of all people Ryuuzaki." L still didn't answer. Raito chuckled: "Very well then." He quite simply picked up L who only awoke with a: "huh?" He glanced up at Raito who cradled him: "Well good morning sleeping beauty." (A/N: I'm sorry, it was stronger then me) L glared up at Raito: "Call me that again and you'll be a very lonely man."

Entering the bathroom, Raito stepped into the shower and turned it on, letting L down yet keeping him close, seeing the other was about to go right back to sleep against him. He chuckled: "Why are you so tired? Aren't you supposed to be insomniac?"

L glared up to Raito then sighed: "I haven't eaten sweets since I got to the hotel yesterday, since someone decided it would be interesting to keep me busy all afternoon, ne? Yagami-kun." Raito smirked and pressed himself up against L: "Mmmm? And how does a busy morning sound?"

"Strawberry muffin…" Raito glared down at the very much asleep L against him, who was dreaming about…Strawberry muffins. Raito sighed, so much for a good morning. He washed himself and his counterpart, shoving all naughty thoughts into a box and locking it for now, seeing as having sex with L this morning would only result to disappointment…A.K.A have L fall asleep on you.

By the time they reached the station, L was fully awake and sucking on a lollypop... As well as getting eyed by a very horny Raito who obviously had his mind in the gutter. Soichiro was the first to greet them, mainly because his son was there, and of course to ask him how he was doing…Knowing it must be 'horrible' for Raito to be shackled to L for the rest of the investigation.

Of course the day was the same, (A/N: You must have read volume 1-7 to understand what's going on right now, I'm of course going to make the time they spent shackled together much longer then in the volumes, what happened in 3 volumes will basically happen in half a year to a year in this fanfic.) they researched on the Kira wannabe named Higuchi, Amane was questioned, and L ate a life times worth of cakes. Although neither L nor Raito seemed to even pick a fight over the day, which made everyone else in the investigation team question themselves.

Although by the end of the day, Misa just simply had to ruin the harmony. Both Raito and L were ready to head back to the hotel room, it was late and they had done enough work for a day, when Misa decided to strut over: "Raito! How about we go out on a date this afternoon, L said it was ok for me to go out." L only muttered: "Please call me Ryuuzaki." When really what he wanted to say was 'back off bitch he's mine.'

Raito gave a slight fake smile and stepped back a little: "I'm sorry Misa but tonight's not a good night, I'm really tired and I have paperwork to finish." L easily caught onto the lie and gave a slight smile at this, could it be that he really would eventually stop the whole make-pretend to be going out with Misa? It would be really nice…Was he jealous? There could be a slight possibility…30 percent maybe.

Misa whined: "But it won't be long! Just an hour! Maybe go see a movie? There's a really good movie out that we could go see." Raito gave a slight sigh: "I'm not really interested in movies right now, maybe some other time."

L just watched the whole situation…Why wasn't he simply saying he didn't love her? Jealousy was obviously rising, 45 percent now. Misa, catching onto the whole excuse thing, only shook her head: "fine then, we could go to the park and look at the stars, or maybe even go to the library, just a small date, not long at all, please?" Raito sighed: "Still not interested." L glared more…Say it! (65 percent)

Misa glanced over towards L who composed himself quickly before she caught onto any of the expressions. She eyed him a little: "Oh I see, it's because you don't want to bring L along right?" Oh it was on… (70 percent)

She turned and grasped onto Raito's arm and smiled sweetly towards L: "Please? Please L-san, let me and Raito go out for the night! We won't say anything of the investigation or about Kira, you could even have cameras set on us for the whole time we're out, and mic's to listen to our conversations, please!?" Raito stood back, waiting for L to protest in some way…While L was now purely blinded by jealousy as he watched as this woman hung herself all over HIS Raito and Raito didn't do as much as push her back as she rubbed herself all over him. (99.9 percent)

L just glared slightly and then narrowed his eyes away: "Very well, I hardly have anything to suspect either of you anyways; I hope you enjoy your time." He simply unlocked their shackles and turned around, trying his best not to stomp off or make a scene from the whole situation. Although both Misa and especially Raito caught on that this was far from being the usual L they knew and Raito loved.

Raito though was horribly pissed, why didn't he say anything!? Why did he force him to go out on a date with Misa? Obviously he wasn't interested! He hated Misa, he didn't even know why he had her around, she was so ditzy and just wouldn't let go of him! Give him his space! And not only that but he wanted L!

He found himself unable to turn back on this at all; he had to follow Misa around as she dragged him around in failed attempt to entertain him. The night was going horribly, Raito was bored and all he could think about was L…Wondering what he was doing, and trying to find an excuse to return to him in the hotel room. Although at each attempt at an excuse, he failed as Misa threw a: "Just a few more minutes."

When it was almost midnight though, Raito simply couldn't take it anymore: "I'm heading back to the hotel Misa." Misa peered up from her shake and raised an eyebrow: "But…we're having so much fun." Raito paused and thought…Wait…L's behavior earlier, could it be because of this, because he was still leading Misa on? He just now realized how tense L had went when he just kept on acting as if he was still in love with her but simply was leading her on. He shook his head and sighed at her: "Misa…No I'm not, I'm bored and tired out of my mind, I'm sorry, I'm heading back to the hotel."

With that he turned around and did just that; headed back to the hotel, leaving a rather confused Misa behind. Upon entering the hotel room though, he found it completely dark; he raised an eyebrow and sighed. Glancing around the room he muttered: "Ryuuzaki?" he headed to the living room where L was crouched down, ripping up MisaMisa's Magazine page by page, ripping each page apart before moving to the other. Raito only sighed and decided to break the awkward silence: "Ryuuzaki…Look, I'm sorry, I should have said something."

L muttered: "It's because she's a woman isn't it? And you're the one who said love had no boundaries last night." He went back to ripping the pages, only using three fingers to do so through the whole process: "I should have known, Yagami-kun, someone like me can't expect such beautiful things, love…What was I thinking?"

Raito sighed and shook his head: "So you're ok with that? Just letting me go like that? You're not even going to try and keep me?" L paused for a second, keeping his head down so his bangs were covering his face, he sighed and returned to ripping pages: "I have a choice? Keeping you caged would only result to you cheating on me, moving without me knowing, I can't control your feelings Yagami-kun…But…Those words…Why did you have to make me believe such fantasies?"

Raito knelt down behind L and gently wrapped his arms around him: "L, I didn't lie to you yesterday, you are the only one for me, but what kind of reaction would my father have if he found out? I'm sure he's not ready for me to break him such news. And if I even hinted it with Misa, of course she would come to the conclusion about us. And it wouldn't be long until the whole investigation team knew."

L sighed and leaned back into him, glancing up at Raito: "You're right…I'm sorry I got upset." Raito smiled: "It's ok, I'm sorry for not catching on sooner." Raito leaned in and pressed his lips to L's once more…Now he knew why L constantly had his finger to them, they were so soft, and his mouth was so sweet, probably from L never eating anything else but sweets.

It wasn't long before L and Raito were both naked once more, Raito over L, his eyes set into the detectives as he slowly rocked his hips so that his cock slides in and out of the other, he gently whispering to L while the other adjusted: "I assure you L, there's no one else in my life but you, no matter who they are…And even if it takes me the rest of my life, I will prove it to you." L opened his eyes and a smile crossed his ghostly flushed face, his arms gently moving around Raito's neck, he whispered: "Who said I won't get sick of you before then? Yagami-kun," Raito chuckled and gave the other a playful buck into him, making the other gasp and shudder, "We'll just have to wait and see."

L: ………

Raito: ………..

L: Oh fine I'll do it.

Raito: Huh?

L pulls out a Phoenix down and uses it on me.

Me: I live!!! I'm going to make it a rule to myself to never write past 12Am, because then I just write shit, I swear I jumped the shark in this one, but oh well, next chapter will be better I hope. But for now, sleep time for me, I'll work on Chapter 5 tomorrow. Thank god there's not school until Monday.

Night! All!