Cradle to Grave
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88, ears
"The Geonosians were very fond of this tool. Something to do with their extremely sensitive auditory nerves."
Asajj waves her new toy at me, her rapt audience. I have little choice in my viewing pleasure as I happen to be suspended in a Force-bind, half-weak from regular torture.
But the show must go on.
I honestly cannot fathom why I scream. A sonic explosion cannot penetrate the sound of tiny muscles exploding in my ears.
Finally, she smiles and it ends.
As always, I am honor-bound to give my critical opinion.
"It is a vast improvement over your incessant monologue."
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