(A/N): Uh-oh, time for Ryuichi and Shuichi to prank Tatsuha!!!! Uh-oh!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!
Warnings: Um, I don't know if there are any. lol. Maybe excessive amounts of laughter, but that's about it.
The Joke's on Tatsuha
"Okay, here's what we're going to do..."
Shuichi listened intently as Ryuichi went over the plan with him.
"Oooh, Ryuichi, that's just plain dirty...I like it."
Ryuichi giggled and grinned. "I know, na no da!"
"Why did you all of a sudden pop up and want to play pranks on people?"
"Because, I get bored. And, this seemed like a good boredom breaker, no da."
Shuichi rolled his eyes and smiled at his companion.
"Okay," Ryuichi said taking Shuichi's hand, "let's go before my inspiration leaves me, na no."
The two ran down the street to the bus stop.
"To Kyoto or bust!!" the two yelled stepping onto the bus.
"But we would rather not bust!" Shuichi said.
"Yeah, that would hurt!" Ryuichi said.
The passengers on the bus looked at the two like they had six heads. It was times like these that the two were glad that no one could recognize them in their sunglasses and ball caps. Poor disguises, but people were dense, sometimes. Snickering, the two vocalists took a seat and went over the plan once again.
The bus stopped in Kyoto, suprisingly close to Tatsuha's house. As they got closer the more their nerves racked with excitement.
"Ooooh, he's gonna get it!" Shuichi said aloud to himself.
Ryuichi snickered. He took Kumagoro out of the safety of his jacket.
"You ready 'ole buddy? Time to work your magic." he said to the bunny.
Shuichi could have sworn he saw the bunny wink... He shook his head and figured it was just a part of his imagination.
The two approached the door. Shuichi was about to knock when Ryuichi pushed his hand away.
"No, no knocking! What if Tats-kun opens the door?! Our plan would be ruined!" Ryuichi whispered, his eyes wide again.
"Sorry." Shuichi whispered back, putting his hand at his side.
Ryuichi grinned and pulled a key out of his pocket.
"You seem to forget, Shu-chan, that I am dating Tats-kun. He gave me a key."
Shuichi breathed a sigh of relief. Yes, he had forgotten, and he was also relieved that Ryuichi was being smarter than he was. Shuichi just wasn't a good prankster. Ryuichi pushed the key into the lock and stepped in cautiously.
"Is it okay for you to just waltz right in?" Shuichi whispered, scared to just walk in like Ryuichi was.
"Of course. I come a lot. His dad has even gotten used to me." Ryuichi said, the grin spread on his face.
Shuichi, only have been at this house once to stop the marriage between Yuki and Ayaka, was scared. He saw how Yuki's father flipped when he found out Yuki was with him. And, unfortunatly for Shuichi, the old geezer was in the kitchen and saw them coming in.
"Oi, Ryuichi! I see you have come for a visit!"
"Shhh!" Ryuichi said putting his index finger to his lips. "We are playing a prank on Tats-kun. He doesn't need to know we're here."
The old man looked over Ryuichi's shoulder and saw Shuichi poking his head in the door nervously.
"Oh, you and Eiri's squeeze toy going to have a little fun with Tatsuha? Go ahead. He needs a good prank put on him. He's in his room."
"Kay! But, shhh! He doesn't need to know we are here."
"Sure thing."
Ryuichi bowed to the old man and went to Shuichi and pulled him inside and upstairs. They could hear Nittle Grasper music coming from Tatsuha's room. Ryuichi giggled as they approached. They stopped at Tatsuha's door. Ryuichi winked at Shuichi and then slipped Kumagoro through the door.
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Tatsuha saw his door open a crack, and he thought it was his dad trying to peep in on him. Frustrated, he stood and walked to the door, opened it and peered out. No one was there(Ryuichi and Shuichi were hiding behind the door of the bathroom across from his room, but he doesn't know that). He shrugged and closed the door. It was then he noticed Kumagoro sitting beside his foot. He bent down and picked it up.
"Hm, what are you doing here? You are never out of Ryu-chan's sight?"
"I'm here to see you, Tats-kun!!!!!!!!!"
Tatsuha, clearly thinking he was dillusional, stared hard at the bunny, like he was trying to burn a hole through him.
"Did you just talk? Stuffed animals don't talk."
"Of course I just talked, silly!"
Tatsuha let out a small scream and dropped the bunny, only to have it sit up, get to it's feet and walk towards him.
"Now, Tats-kun, is that any way to treat Ryu-chan's best friend? He would be sad if he knew you dropped me on the floor, and on purpose for that matter."
"You stay away from me you demon rabbitt!" Tatsuha yelled, eyes wide with fear.
Kumagoro started walking towards him. He searched frantically for something that he could beat the bunny up with but found nothing. He grabbed his pillow and tried throwing it at the poor rabbitt, but failed because his muscles were locked with fear.
"Tats-kun, quit being mean and give me a hug! I just want love from you!"
"Quit coming towards me you DEMON!"
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It was a struggle for Ryuichi and Shuichi to not burst out laughing. They thought Tatsuha looked so ridiculous, cowaring on his bed because of a stuffed rabbitt. Ryuichi, taking a deep breath to compose himself, put the speaker to his mouth.
"Tats-kun, it's okay! Just relax! I won't hurt you...much."
"STAY AWAY!"
Shuichi choked as he peeked through the door. Tatsuha pulled out a crucifix (he's Buddah, too, lol).
"I read in one of those American stories that this is supposed to kill you THINGS! BE GONE, DEMON, BE GONE!!!!!!"
The bunny just kept coming.
"Those are used for vampires, dope." Kumagoro said, holding his arms out to Ryuichi.
Shuichi chuckled as he worked the controls to make Kumagoro's arms move up and down.
"AH, DADDY, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A DEMON BUNNY TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Downstairs, Tatsuha's father was rolling on the floor with laughter.
"I'm not trying to eat you, Tats-kun. I want to give you a warning...and a hug, you seem a bit moody."
"A warning? What are you talking about?! DON'T EAT ME!"
"You are going to get a phone call. You have a choice..don't answer it and die a cruel and painful death, or answer it and die painlessly. Make your choice. As for now, I must bid you goodbye!"
Tatsuha watched in utter confusion and fear as the bunny turned around and walked zombie like out of the room. Shuichi grabbed him and the controllers, Ryuichi got the speakers, and they hid back in the bathroom. Tatsuha walked slowly to the door and peered outside to see that the bunny was gone. He sighed deeply.
"I have to be dreaming..." he said, putting his hand on his behind and giving it a good pinch. "OW! Nope, not dreaming. That was real."
He turned back to his room, double checking to make sure it was safe, and closed the door. Shuichi and Ryuichi in the shelter of the bathroom, giggled hysterically.
"That was sooo brilliant, Ryu-chan! Making Kumagoro into a cyborb and scaring the pee out of Tatsuha..that was soooooo worth it."
"We still have to make the phone call, too. This time you have to talk. He'll recognize my voice. You have to threaten him with something. Okay?"
Shuichi, eyes wide, gulped. He wasn't a good prankster. He didn't know what to say.
"Um..okay." he said nervously, trying to rake up some courage as Ryuichi pulled out his phone, star sixty-nined it so it would hide his numer, and dialed Tatsuha.
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Tatsuha looked fearfully at his phone.
"Ah, the bunny was right! NOW I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Choosing he would rather die painlessly he picked up his phone.
"Before I go..I just want to let Ryuichi know that I love him, and when I reincarnate I hope I will turn into his underwear.."
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Ryuichi, upon hearing this almost screamed 'I LOVE YOU, TOO, TATS-KUN!!', but Shuichi put his hand over his mouth. He opened his eyes wide to Ryuichi, as if telling him that if he said a word he would castrate him...oww. Ryuichi pouted and shut up.
Shuichi braced himself.
"Also, before I go, I want to let my brother Eiri know that I stole all of his beer, his lucky boxers..the ones that he always scores in, and trashed his house that day he was out on business all night with his editor when I threw that party..."
"THAT WAS YOU!?! YOU JERK, I GOT KICKED OUT FOR A WEEK BECAUSE OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shuichi immediatly covered his mouth. Ryuichi's mouth flew open.
"Shuichi? Shuichi, is that you?! You little brat, you just wait until I find you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"RUN!!!!!" Ryuichi yelled, grabbing his phone from Shuichi, hanging up, grabbed Kumagoro and the controls, and bolted out of the bathroom. Tatsuha was already out of his room and saw the two running away.
"Ryuichi?! You, too?! That's just wrong! Oh, I am going to slaughter you both!"
He took after the two.
"Ryuichi, he's coming!" Shuicih yelled, looking behind him.
"Haha, I know!" Ryuichi said laughing.
Tatsuha, being much taller and having longer legs, caught up to the two quickly. He tackled the laughing Ryuichi to the ground and grabbed Shuichi's ankle sending him to the ground as well.
"What was that all about?!" Tatsuha yelled, sitting up so he was sitting on Ryuichi's behind, and pointed up to his room.
Ryuichi giggled and rolled over underneat Tatsuha so he could face him. He reached up and poked him on the nose.
"We pranked you, Tats-kun, na no da."
Tatsuha felt his anger melt away. There was no way he could stay mad at Ryuichi. Who could? He was too adorable.
"You two are evil."
"You should have seen your face, Tatsuha." Shuichi said, a small smile on his face. "It was priceless. You were scared to death!"
"I was not! I was just...suprised."
"Don't deny it, Tats-kun!" Ryuichi said giggling, sitting up so Tatsuha was in his lap.
"I-I'm not..."
Shuichi rolled his eyes.
"Yep, you and Yuki are certainly related."
"Shut it, brat! You'll be lucky if I don't tell Eiri that you were spying on me while I was in the shower..."
"You wouldn't!" Shuichi said, taken-a-back.
"Wanna bet?"
"Please don't Tatsuha! PLEASE!!!"
"Don't tell Eiri-san that, Tats-kun, because then Shuichi will be kicked out again and he will have to come spend the night with me...again." Ryuichi said laughing at the numerous times Shuichi showed up at his doorstep because Yuki kicked him out and Hiro was too busy with Ayaka.
Tatsuha thought about it for a minute. Hmm...Ryuichi and Shuichi both in the same house together...alone...not Eiri to protect Shuichi...hmm..that might work to his advantage...
"Please don't tell, Tatsuha!"
Ryuichi pouted and gave him the puppy eyes. Tatsuha gave in.
"Fine, I won't."
"YAY, you're the best, Tats-kun!"
Ryuichi kissed him on the nose and then pushed Tatsuha up so he could stand.
"Well, Shu-chan and I better be going. So many to people to prank, so little time."
"Who are we going after this time, Ryu?"
Ryuichi looked over at Shuichi and grinned that mischevious grin again.
"K-san."