(A/N): Chapter 5! Wow, this has been a really late update! I am sooooooooo sorry guys! I will try and do better! Well, here they are going to prank poor, ole, paranoid, nerve frayed Sakano. Enjoy!

Sakano, I Knew Thee Well

Knock Knock Knock

"C-c-coming!"

Sakano opened his door cautiously. He stuck his head out the door and saw that no one was there. He gulped and stuck his head back in quickly, closing the door behind him. He turned to walk away.

Knock Knock Knock

He stopped in his tracks, sweat pouring down his face and neck. He gulped again and turned back to the door, this time not opening it.

"W-who's there? Name yourself."

Silence.

"I-I said, who's there..."

"La Li Ho! It's me, Sakano-san!"

"S-Shuichi..."

"Lemme in, Sakano! I brought the doctor!"

"D-doctor?"

"Yeah! I have been so worried about your health lately, so I brought a doctor to examine you."

"But, I didn't know I was sick..."

BAM!!!

Shuichi busted the door down, it landing right on Sakano.

"Don't be like that! Can't a vocalist worry about his producer?"

Sakano felt feet walk on him, well, technically the door. When he saw the feet in front of him he stood, putting the door back in place.

"Howdy, Sakano-san! Time for your check-up!"

Sakano looked up at Shuichi and an oddly familiar stranger. He supposed it was the doctor Shuichi was talking about. He looked strangely familiar, but yet unfamiliar. This doctor had a long white beard and equally white mustache. He was wearing wizard's robes, as well. He resembled Dumbledore from Harry Potter.

"How do you do, Mr. Sakano. My name is Hiroshima. Dr. Hiroshima. M.D." the Dumbledore look-alike said with a bow.

Sakano bowed back nervously.

"Now, why don't we get right now the to nitty gritty."

'Hiroshima' took out a bunch of random objects out of nowhere and started 'examining' Sakano. He was tsking during each thing he did. He began to look at Sakano's palms and trace the creases within them.

"Oh, this does not look good..."

"W-what?!"

"What doesn't look good doctor?" Shuichi said loudly.

"He seems to have Overly Paranoid Person Disorder."

"W-what?" Sakano asked nervously, his face pallid. "I-is it fatal?"

'Hiroshima' tsked and nodded his head.

"You have three more minutes to live."

"Oh, Sakano, I KNEW THEE WELL!" Shuichi cried, bringing his arms around his producer.

Sakano fell to the floor with Shuichi still clinging to him. He couldn't believe what he had just heard. He was going to die in...two minutes thirty four seconds.

'Hiroshima' knelt down and looked into Sakano's fear striken eyes.

"Am I really going to die?" he asked quietly, his voice constricted with grief and fear.

'Hiroshima' was silent for a moment before giggling. Sakano saw a white beard and robes falling to the floor, exposing a Ryuichi in nothing but his underwear with Kumagoro tied to his stomach.

"APRIL FOOLS!"

Shuichi and Ryuichi ran out of the door laughing like maniacs. Sakano layed on the floor in shock and embarrassment.

"B-but, it's July..."

(A/N): Sorry that this chapter is so short! I was hurried with this one as well. Well, I hope that you like it! Please review!