December 28
Dear Diary,
Jake called! Wow, oh wow! Here's how it went:
Jake: Miley…I do like you, okay?
Me: Then why did you lie?
Jake: I didn't really, I wasn't sure if I liked you. But you see, Luke really loves Hannah Montana, and so I thought maybe he would like you, so…
Me: You didn't tell him I was Hannah, did you?
Jake: No, of course not Miley, I would never tell anyone.
Me: Okay, so why weren't you sure you liked me?
Jake: Well, because I think that Oliver still really likes you Miley! I don't want him to be mad at me.
Me: No way, you're just chicken. But I have no idea why, because you know I like you!
Jake: Sometimes I really can't tell with you, Miley.
Me: Well I think we should give us another chance, don't you?
Jake: Maybe…but what about Oliver?
Me: Don't worry; I'm sure he's fine!
Jake: I don't know…what about Luke?
Me: I think Lilly likes him, and she's totally getting over Jackson.
Jake: Well…wait! I have a great idea! Like you said, Lilly likes Luke, so we'll go on a double date with them!
Me: Great idea! But I think you are right about Oliver…
Jake: We could set him up with my Zombie High costar, Megan Archer.
Me: She won't want to date a nerdy, not-a-movie-star guy like Oliver!
Jake: So we'll get him a new look and put him in some episodes of Zombie High. We'll call him Zach Melon.
Me: Okay, so it's an alias, like Hannah Montana is to me. Oliver will be Zach Melon and he'll be on Zombie High and he'll start dating Megan and Lilly will start dating Luke and I'll start dating you! It's perfect Jake! Thanks!
Jake: Sure thing. I like helping people.
Me: Aw, me too! That's so nice!
Jake: Gotta go, see you in school!
Me: I'm looking forward to it!
See, so we're all good again! This rocks!