December 29
Dear Diary,
Whoa! Oliver's mad at me! We had a pretty bad conversation at school today.
Me: Hey Oliver, once again I'm sorry I dumped you, but there's good news!
Oliver: What?
Me: Jake and I have a great idea!
Oliver: Oh, don't care.
Me: Why not?
Oliver: Because Miley, how could you already be with Jake?
Me: Because I like him!
Oliver: Yeah, I get that, but…whatever, what's the idea?
Me: Well, you watch Zombie High, right?
Oliver: Right…
Me: Well you know the girl who plays Cara? Megan Archer?
Oliver: Yeah?
Me: Well, do you like her?
Oliver: Yeah, she's gorgeous and I hear she's single!
Me: She is! Jake thinks she might want to date you!
Oliver: Why?
Me: Well, we'll give you a makeover and we'll pretend you're some huge actor, named Zach Melon, and you'll guest star on Zombie High, so-"
Oliver: Just stop Miley! Why are you doing this?
Me: I'm trying to be nice!
Oliver: Well stop butting into my business! I don't need you to run my life for me! Jeez!
Me: I know Oliver, but I'm just trying to help!
Oliver: Well I don't need any help! I'm not some lost dog!
Me: I'm sorry Oliver!
Oliver: I don't want to hear it!
See! He's mad at me for no reason! Man! And I still have to tell Lilly about how she should date Luke, not Jackson!