Tabidate! Rowdyruff Boys Z!

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It was a long and tiresome week, and Kaoru really just wanted to get some rest, three times had Mojo attacked in the last three days including this one, and he seemed to only get stronger, she was bushed.

Kaoru sank into bed after a hard day's work, "things couldn't possibly get any worse" she thought. Unfortunately, it could and did.

The three strangers that went to the Rowdyruff Boys Z infiltrated Kaoru's bedroom, and while she was still asleep, put a strange mask on her eyes.

"Are you sure this will be enough?" asked one of them.

"Positive, it will hit them good enough, and help us 'measure' their strength, it won't be long until we can use these pathetic girls to help us revive Daitanix" said another.

And they left Kaoru alone, but a glowing green light transformed the young girl into Buttercup…

Next Day…

(Saturday to be precise)

"Professor!" shouted Mayor over the monitor of the Professor's lab.

"Mayor! What is it?!"

"Oh it's terrible! Terrible!" cried the Mayor.

"Mayor, what happened!" asked the Professor.

"Well…"

The Mayor then turned the monitor to what was happening, and it showed… Buttercup? Destroying Tokyo! But there was something different about her, not only was she wearing a strange mask on her eyes, but she was slightly larger than normal, about 20 feet taller.

"What in the world…?!" exclaimed the Professor.

"Papa… I mean, Professor, we have to call the other girls!" exclaimed Ken.

"Right! Peach!" exclaimed the Professor.

"Powerpuff Girls Z da wan!" exclaimed Peach.

"Hyper Blossom!"

"Rolling Bubbles!"

The girls arrived at the scene to watch Buttercup smash everything in sight-buildings, trees, cars, everything!

"Buttercup, what do you think you're doing! We're supposed to be heroines protecting the city!" exclaimed Blossom.

When Buttercup turned and saw Blossom, she suddenly gave a war-cry and tried to smash Blossom with a Megaton Dunk.

"What the-! Buttercup, what's wrong with you, and what's up with that mask on your face?"

Elsewhere…

"Who wants to try my new curry?" said Sugishita cheerily.

"I will!" shouted Yousuke.

"OW! Man this stuff is hot, Sugishita-sama!" exclaimed Yousuke upon tasting.

"Well, this was how my friends made it back home you know" said Sugishita.

"Hah! I bet I could make a better curry than that!" exclaimed Hoji, and he picked up a pineapple from the nearby fruit baskets. "Just wait"

Later…

Hoji unveiled his greatest creation: "My sour curry fruit salad surprise! Dig in!" he said.

The expression on Sugishita's and Yousuke's face was unambiguous: utter disgust.

It looked the combination of different fruits mixed with stale meat sauce, some rice, and burned meat.

"Um… Hoji, could you excuse us for a minute?" said Yousuke.

"Sugishita-sama, there's no way I'm eating that thing!" whispered Yousuke.

"Me neither, I got acid reflex" replied Sugishita.

Suddenly, a customer stepped in, and everyone turned and looked at him.

"Oh, sorry if I'm interrupting anything, I just stopped for lunch" said the man.

"Why no! not at all Mr. Yokota! In fact, we got a very special treat for you" exclaimed Sugishita.

"That's right!" exclaimed Yousuke, and he grabbed Hoji's dish and presented it to Yokota.

"And it's free too!" Yousuke added.

"Really?!" Mr. Yokota exclaimed, then examined the meal, "Are you sure this is safe?" asked Yokota.

"Absolutely! 100 percent safe!" Sugishita exclaimed.

Just then, Sion entered the café.

"Hey guys" he said.

"Hey, Sion, what are you doing here?" asked Yousuke.

"Well, I was hungry, and decided to stop by, you got anything to eat?" asked Sion.

Then, Mr. Yokota gave him Hoji's meal, "Here young man, you'll love this, and it's free too!" he exclaimed.

"Really, alright!" said Sion.

Later…

Everyone (except Hoji) watched in pure horror and disgust, Sion actually looked like he was enjoying himself.

"Well… at least he likes it" said Hoji.

Suddenly, Sion stopped, and, dropping the piece he was eating, dashed for the bathroom as fast as he could.

"Oh my…" said Sugishita, but their awkward situation was cut short when Sugishita's monitor next to one of the tables near the wall was ringing emergency.

"What's that?" asked Mr. Yokota.

"Uh… nothing, just a little um, security device which we've been meaning to get fixed for months!" exclaimed Yousuke.

"Oh… okay" said Mr. Yokota.

"Oh… and while your at it, how about you take the meal with you?" asked Sugishita.

"Me? But…"

"I knew you'd understand, here, and unfortunately, we'll also be closing early for now, some business to attend to, y'know" and Sugishita shoved him out of the door.

Mr. Yokota was a bit confused, but decided "I think I'll give this meal to my brother-in-law" and left.

"Whoa! That is one big Powerpuff Girl!" exclaimed Yousuke, looking at the monitor of Sugishita's secret underground base disguised as the Dino House Café.

Buttercup was still fighting the girls, and by now, was 50 feet tall, and still wearing the mask.

"You go on ahead guys, I'll stay here and tend to Sion" said Sugishita.

Sion was still in the bathroom, letting loose the "acid contents" out of his mouth.

"Burning Brick!"

"Rapid Boomer!"

The Rowdyruff Boys Z arrived in time to see that the Powerpuff Girls Z transform back into their normal selves after another Megaton Dunk, but the boys garabbed them in the nick of time, in bridal position to be precise.

They were unconscious, fortunately, so there was no embarrassment there.

But the real problem was with Buttercup.

GENTLY, they placed the girls down near a safe place and went back to the Daikaijuu sized Buttercup.

(A/N: Daikaijuu- means "Giant Monster" or "Great Monster", Godzilla is an example of Daikaijuu)

Boomer shifted to "Gao Hustler Rod! Sniper Mode!" and fired some beams at Buttercup, but that made her only bigger!

"She's too HUGE!" exclaimed Brick.

Just then, Sion finally arrived, riding on a… Gingahorse?

"Whoa, Sion! Where'd you get that Gingahorse?" exclaimed Brick.

"Let's not talk about that now!" said Sion.

Sion looked at Buttercup, "So how do we deal with her?" Sion asked.

"Well… um…" then Yousuke looked and saw the mask "That's it! We have to remove that mask! It must be her power source!" exclaimed Brick.

"You only figured that out now?" asked Hoji.

"Quiet, Aibo! Butch, I want you to climb up her legs and remove the locks keeping the mask in place!"

Butch looked shocked, "Why me?!" he asked.

"Because she's your girlfriend and we'll be able to support you from behind!" shouted Brick.

"She is not my GIRLFRIEND!" shouted Butch.

"Okay, not the point, but you're the only one who can get up there and remove it! After all, you're the strongest one of us!"

"I still say no!" exclaimed Butch.

"You got a better idea?" asked Brick.

"Yeah! But we'll need help from Genseishin JustiKaiser!" said Butch.

"Ugh! Just get in there already!" shouted Brick in the loudest voice he could muster.

Boomer and Brick flew up and taunted at Buttercup while Butch climbed up her leg.

"This is a drag…" mumbles Butch, but when he looked up and under Buttercup's skirt.

"Oh my…" and Butch's nose started to bleed, who would have guessed Buttercup had such a fine shape?

But immediately got his focus back, he had to remove that mask.

He was already up her thigh, but was it just him, or did her skin suddenly got smoother? Because he was slightly slipping, and the feeling was like gelatin.

"What the-?" Buttercup finally noticed Butch climbing up her leg, and tried to swat him like a fly off her leg.

But Butch managed to jump out of the way and grabbed onto the rim of her skirt, and Buttercup tried hitting him again, but failed and Butch was now floating waist-length in front of her.

"Megaton Dunk!" and Buttercup hit Butch with her hammer.

Buttercup had a triumphant smile on her face until she noticed that Butch was now running up the haft of her hammer towards her face, Butch then latched on to one of the hooks, and as he had hoped, Buttercup tried to hit him, but hit the hook attaching the mask to her face instead.

Butch then grabbed hold of her cloth, but this caught both Brick and Boomer off guard, and they watched with jaws down.

"What?" asked Butch, confused, until he realized he was holding on to the right side of Buttercup's breast!

"Oh crap!" he shouted when he noticed a very small, faint tinge of red on her face.

Butch jumped out of the way, and clumsily raced up her arm to get to the next hook, but Buttercup's attacks only intensified.

Finally, he made it and latched onto the next hook, as he did, Buttercup swiped it off too.

The mask was finally off, and Buttercup shrank back to normal, she also turned back into Kaoru.

"You got a lot of nerve! Making Buttercup grow, put me in an embarrassing situation, and getting me nose bleed!" Butch shouted towards the mask.

"Now you're gonna get it! Chou Sei Kantai Waza!" shouted Butch, and then, he spun his V-Lancera round above him, suddenly, a fleet of sparks flew off into the sky, and rained beams of punishment down in a series of explosions until the mask was destroyed.

(A/N: Chou Sei Kantai Waza- Butch's ultimate technique, translates into "Ultra Star Armada Attack" in English)

Later…

The three boys were sitting down to a snack, and Hoji apologized for the meal he served earlier, and promised to make a better one.

"I hope he doesn't screw this one up" said Yousuke.

"Me too" said Sion.

"Here we are! My Ultra Special!" said Hoji, as he presented a meal that looked even worse than his last: A combination of different ice cream mixed with meat sauce, tofu, plain ice, and bananas.

This made even Sion wanna puke, and he and Yousuke left as fast as they could, "I wonder what's their problem?" said Hoji as he took a bite, only to head to the bathroom upon swallowing…

A/N: My shortest chapter, and also the most funniest, well, in my standards.