Tabidate! Rowdyruff Boys Z!
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimer… aww… to hell with this!
The Rowdyruff Boys Z were back, and started thrashing Tokyo again, doing what they did best…
(A/N: Thrashing stuff, duh!)
Luckily, the girls were already around and ready to kick, well, their buttocks, or was that too revealing?
Anyway…
"Hold it right there! Rowdyruff Boys Z! We're back and ready to smite you with the palms of JUSTICE!" shouted Blossom.
Brick, really getting tired of this, just went and said "Blossom… two things…
"One: Talk is cheap"
"Two: Just Bring it!"
Blossom found this to be very rude, "Ugh! I am so gonna make you eat your words and puke them out!" she shouted.
"I wouldn't dream of it!" shouted Brick.
Buttercup and Butch…
"Ready to squeal, piggy?" asked Buttercup venomously.
"You're one to talk, pizza-face" said Butch.
And both greens went and duked it out.
Bubbles and Boomer…
"I guess this means we'll have to fight? Right?" asked Bubbles.
"I guess so, but it's really nice to see you again, you know?" asked Boomer.
"Hai" said Bubbles sweetly.
"Okay, but I'm not gonna try and hurt you, okay?" said Boomer.
"My, aren't you a gentleman…" remarked Bubbles.
"It comes with the territory, cause in this fic, I'm supposed to play the part of handsome nice guy, says so on the script…" said Boomer, breaking the fourth wall.
"Well, it is still nice of you" said Bubbles.
"Um… can we just get this over with?" asked Boomer.
"Sure" said Bubbles.
Both gave a respectful bow to each other before they put a fighting stance.
Brick and Blossom…
"Shooting Yoyo!" shouted Blossom.
Unarmed, Brick couldn't fight back, he knew he had to do something.
"Darn, without a weapon, I'm toast!" and with that said, time stopped as Brick stepped off the show.
"Dennis! You said I'd finally get another weapon on this part!" Brick spoke to me.
"Hey, come on man, the higher ups told me a sword was too violent that I can't get you one so soon, so you'll have to settle for this" and I presented something to him.
"You've got to kidding me! This is worse than a straw!" exclaimed Brick.
"Just get back in there, already!" I shouted to him.
And so he went back.
Blossom nearly tripped when time resumed.
"Whoa! What happened?" asked Blossom.
"Alright Blossom, it's time for you to feel my true power!" shouted Brick.
"Give it your best shot!"
"Gladly, behold my ultimate weapon!"
And he unveiled…
Back to the blues…
"We aren't really fighting, aren't we?" asked Bubbles, who was following Boomer's signals to strike at the corresponding area.
"Don't worry, hopefully everyone will think we're fighting, I just hope it's convincing enough" said Boomer.
"If you say so… ah!" and Bubbles accidentally slipped on a puddle produced from a fire hydrant that blew its top.
"Don't worry, I got you!" and Boomer grabbed her bridal style.
"At this moment, both of our blue-eyed blondes blushed so ferociously, you could see that the lower parts of their bodies were turning pale from lack of blood, which was heading for their face.
Everything stopped as Boomer GENTLY placed Bubbles down and walked over to me.
"Dennis! You planned this didn't you!" he boomed.
"Me, of course not! What makes you say that?"
And I have a flashback…
I bribed Butch for ten thousand yen for the next three months if he broke that fire hydrant without letting Boomer know…
End Flashback…
"I had absolutely nothing to do with it!" I lied.
"Well… if you say so… but can I just end this scene already?" he asked.
"Sure" I said.
Butch and Buttercup…
"You're so gonna pay you SOB!" shouted Buttercup.
"Hah! But you won't be able to survive my next attack!"
"Just bring it!" shouted Buttercup.
"Gladly!"
And Butch dashed for her…
"As soon as I get a look at how fine you are…" and Butch peeked behind her skirt!
But before Buttercup could react, she heard the flash of a camera…
"YOU JERK!!!!" and she kicked his face and did a Super Megaton Dunk on his face.
Buttercup tried to find where Butch hid the camera, but it wasn't on him.
Buttercup walked away, embarrassed and defeated, even if she did land the finishing blow, she felt even more enraged that Butch could probably blackmail her with it…
Now it's my turn to break the fourth wall!
And just then, a handsome blonde bishounen, my anime avatar, walked in, with mild curly hair, a pair of glasses, a long white coat and white pants, and a pair of cool sports shoes, I walked over and bent to see if Butch was okay.
"Yo, my man, how did it feel?" I asked.
"You were right Dennis, it did feel good…" he said.
"What?"
"That the feeling of Buttercup's hammer on my face was like heaven, oh man, I want her to smash me again!" he said, almost like a lunatic.
"You see, even when we lose to her, we win everything" I said, then continued "By the way, where did you put that camera?" I asked.
"Well, women may have many more hiding places than men, but we still have one last…"
"On second thought, don't answer that" I immediately said.
Brick and Blossom…
"Behold the awesome power of my secret weapon!"
Bum-bum-BUM!
It's a… a… A…
A plate of curry?
Blossom sweat-dropped.
"Hey, Blossom! Don't underestimate the power of curry!"
"Brick, that is totally ridiculous!" said Blossom, who thought that it was worse than a straw.
"Just come and face me!" Brick challenged.
"sigh, alright" and Blossom charged for him.
"Now! Curry Force Attack!" and threw the plate at Blossom.
And Blossom slipped while she ran towards Brick, but what Brick failed to realize was that she was heading straight for him!
Brick and Blossom collided with each other, and then they fell, Brick with his back to the floor, and Blossom just on top of Brick, where their lips met in a very, very awkward position.
Both gave a deep red blush, I won't even begin to describe how awkward and cute the scene is, so we'll skip it by a few minutes…
Fast Forward…
At the Dino House, Yousuke was still rubbing his lips, swearing he will never clean it ever again.
Boomer cursed under his breath that I put him in a situation and didn't know how to put me in court for it, though technically, there really is no way he could put me in court no matter what he did.
And Butch was treasuring his (CENSORED) of Buttercup, knowing that, while it isn't her face, it would be the only thing that could remind him of her.
As for Ryuunosuke Sugishita, he was very tight-lipped about the whole issue.
A/N: A little grosser than my previous ones, but still funny, I almost laughed myself.