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Chapter 2

"The Longest Month Ever"

Nine hours after first session:

"Ugh! This sucks, how the hell is this suppose to help?" Sakura yelled for the fifth time that day. She was looking through her closet for something to wear to bed, and then going to change in the bathroom as to avoid…well you know.

"Hn." Her raven haired boyfriend answered simply, already dressed for bed in a simple pair of boxers.

"I mean seriously! Does this guy even have a degree! I bet he doesn't! And since when the hell are you allowed to put camera's in people's private homes?" Sakura's rambling went on as Sasuke started to ignore her once again. Damn she could talk for hour's non-stop! But that was one of the reasons the Uchiha chose her.

Sakura's rambling died down as she entered the bathroom to change and Sasuke had finally gotten some peace and quiet, that is until a piercing scream could be heard coming from non other than the pink haired ninja herself. Grabbing a Kunai that Sasuke always kept in the dresser for emergencies such as this, he quickly grabbed the door knob to the bathroom door and broke the lock, heading in ready to kick whatever's ass that had caused Sakura to scream.

"Sakura!" Sasuke said in an alarmed voice as he burst into the bathroom. Sakura was now done with her screaming, and was instead at the moment yelling profanities at what seemed like the corner of the ceiling. Sasuke let his hand that was holding the kunai drop beside him.

"Sakura…what the hell are you doing?" He stated in an annoyed tone.

"Y-you pervs! How dare you!" She kept yelling at the wall, not sparing the Uchiha even a glance.

"Sakura!"

"Eh?" That got her attention. She turned around and to see Sasuke giving her a confused mixed with annoyance kind of look. She quickly grabbed his arm and dragged the un-willingly Uchiha over to the corner of the Bathroom.

"Look! Can you believe that they put a camera in the Bathroom! The Bathroom for heavens sake!" She exclaimed angrily, pointing at the camera. Sasuke let out a tired sigh.

"That's it?"

"What do you mean that's it? It's an invasion of privacy!" Sasuke rubbed his temple, god her screaming was getting annoying…again. Usually he would just kiss her to make her shut up, which usually did the trick, but with this damn new 'rule' he knew it would probably lead to…more events.

With Sakura still rambling Sasuke walked reached over and grabbed a towel and threw it over the camera.

"If you guys can hear me, which I'm pretty sure you can. You watch my girlfriend undress and I'll kill you." With that said he started to walk out of the bathroom, muttering to Sakura to hurry up.

Sakura smiled in triumph, that's why she loved this man! "That's right! And if you don't listen he'll kick your ass!" Sakura yelled in the bathroom. Five minutes later a semi calm Sakura came out of the bathroom, still muttering to herself, and climbed under the covers. She wrapped her arms around her boyfriend and cuddled to him, like she did every night.

Sasuke went stiff. Damnit! What the hell was she doing? "Mmm…night Sasuke!" She whispered, in what Sasuke thought was in a sexy tone. She leaned over and gave him a chaste goodnight kiss on his lips. He pulled away.

"Sakura what do you think your doing?"

"Uh…Giving you a kiss goodnight?" She said as if it were the most obvious answer in the world. "What? We're not even allowed to kiss now?"

Sasuke sighed. "We are, but you know what that usually leads to."

Sakura pouted, which Sasuke had always thought was unbearably cute. "Aw, don't be silly Sasuke! I'm sure we have that much self control!" She giggled.

'Well I guess it won't be that bad, I'm an Uchiha damnit! I can take this!' He thought to himself as Sakura lowered her lips back on his. Sasuke returned the kiss, which had seemed to start lasting longer than originally expected. Pulling back to breath, but just for a second Sakura kissed him once again.

Okay so maybe it was a little longer than a normal goodnight kiss, he could take it. That's what he thought until he heard a soft moan come from Sakura.

'Fuck it.' Was the Uchiha's thoughts as he deepened the kiss, rolling on top of her during the process. Sakura automatically wrapped her arms around him, both thoughts about the so called 'homework' now forgotten. Just as Sasuke was about to slip one of his hands under her shirt and unbelievably loud alarm went off, causing both to bite down during their intimate kiss on their tongues, whether it was their own or the others was unknown.

"Ah! My tongue!" Sasuke yelled into his hands as he held his injured mouth.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Sakura screamed as she flew off the bed, holding up a pillow in a defensive matter.

The one camera in the room seemed to focus on them, as the alarms still didn't let up. Both realizing this was a warning of some sort became extremely annoyed.

"OKAY OKAY! WE GET IT ALREADY!" Sakura yelled up to the camera, Sasuke still nursing his injured tongue. The alarms still didn't stop.

"SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! For Christ sake!" Sakura swore as the alarms stopped. Sakura sighed. "Well guess we know what happens when they catch us ne?" Sasuke just stared at her.

"Well…there's only one solution to this problem!"

"And what would that be?" Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow, his tongue finally healed enough to talk.

"Simple! You'll just have to sleep on the couch." Sakura stated.

"Che. Why me? Why not you?" Sasuke asked annoyed, Sakura getting a dark look in her eyes answered. "Because. I'm the girl! You can't make the girl sleep on the Couch Sasuke! That's just not right."

Sasuke looked confused at this. Why the hell not? "I don't see why not, it's my house."

Sakura's face got red with anger before she opened up her mouth. "You will sleep on the couch because if you don't, then you'll never be getting sex from me or anyone else again after this month." She answered in a calm tone. Sasuke's eyes widened at this, oh how the mighty had fallen. He scowled inwardly; she was unusually bitchy today, either because it was that time of the month or because of the whole sex ordeal, either one it was starting to get annoying.

"Hn." He answered simply as he grabbed some blankets and a pillow.

"Kya! Thank you Sasuke-kun!" Sakura squealed as she latched her self onto the Uchiha, giving him a quick peck on the cheek. "I love you! Night night sweety!" She called happily as Sasuke walked out the door, confused as ever.

Next morning

Sakura walked down the stairs of the Uchiha household, a content smile adorning her child like face. She had a great sleep last night and was now feeling better than ever after taking a shower. She walked into the living room to find a sleeping Sasuke, not looking to comfortable.

"Good morning Sasuke!" Sasuke jerked awake at the high pitch sound of his girlfriend's voice, but not before writhing in pain as his back popped. Last night had been hell.

"Hn." He answered back none too happily, while Sakura skipped to the kitchen to get breakfast ready. Breakfast went fast as usual, both eating silently, with only the occasional small talk from Sakura earning her an 'Hn' or just a simple nod from the Uchiha for an answer. Obviously they weren't taking the advice that the doctor had given to them about talking about their relationship.

Breakfast ended quickly as Sasuke went upstairs to change for the day and Sakura quickly washed the dishes. Sasuke came downstairs in his ANBU uniform about to leave when Sakura stopped him.

"Ne Sasuke, your not mad about sleeping on the couch are you?" Sakura asked, Sasuke was about to answer her in a form similar to 'Hell yes. I was uncomfortable as hell last night.', but refrained from saying that due to her big watery eyes looking up at him in an apologetic way. He sighed.

"Its fine, it was probably for the better anyway." He answered instead, which was true anyway. Sakura smiled brightly at him.

"Thank you Sasuke-kun!" She answered happily. Sasuke bid her farewell, with a chaste kiss to her pink haired head and left to do whatever mission he had that day.

"Sasuke! Remember we have another session tomorrow! So don't schedule any missions!" She yelled out the door to him, receiving a wave of the hand signaling that he heard her. Sakura smiled and locked the door behind her as she left to go to her work at the hospital.

Session number two

The couple sat at separate ends of the small couch in Dr. Hikaru's room, Sasuke's foot impatiently tapping the floor and Sakura's constant drumming of her fingers on the armchair. Both did not look to happy. Sasuke was stressed from work, and this stupid 'rule' was so not helping. While Sakura seemed annoyed by everything around her.

"Would you please stop tapping!" She hissed at Sasuke whose foot did not stop.

"When you stop drumming your damn fingers!" He fired back.

"Ugh! You are so unbearable!" She said to herself as she sat back, crossing her arms over her chest in a pouting matter.

"At least I don't talk 24/7 in an unbearably high pitched voice." He said back.

"Well at least I'm not a human ice-cube!"

"Che. Annoying." He muttered to himself, going back to his tapping. Sakura sent him a glare which Sasuke ignored. Finally what seemed like hours, the door opened and in walked Dr. Hikaru with his ever so annoying clip board.

"Good morning you too, nice day wouldn't you agree?" Dr. Hikaru stated in matter of fact tone, Sakura and Sasuke just glared at him.

"Well let's start shall we? How have you two been holding up, no problems I assume."

"On no, none at all. Except for the goddamned cameras in every freakin room of the house!" Sakura snapped. While Sasuke silently agreed.

"Hmm, mm." The doctor mumbled writing something down on his clipboard.

"Have you two been talking like I advised." Before Sakura could open her mouth Sasuke cut in.

"Well if someone hadn't forced me to sleep on the couch for a month maybe we could have." Sasuke hissed. While Sakura looked shocked.

"I so did not force you Uchiha!" She fired back.

"What the hell do you mean you didn't force me? You threatened to deprive me of sex for the rest of my life if I didn't agree!"

"…" Sakura shut up.

"Are you two really that reliable on sex?" The doctor interjected. Sasuke scoffed.

"No. But when you might have the chance of never getting any for the rest of your life, then yes." Sasuke stated.

"Hmm…." He mumbled to himself once again, scribbling something down on his clipboard, while Sakura's eye twitched.

"Have you tried talking Sakura?" The doctor turned his attention to the fuming pink haired girl.

"Of course I have! I try every morning at breakfast but he doesn't listen! He never listens to what I say!" Sakura muttered the last part to herself.

"I do listen to what you say, for a while, that is until you start to ramble about who knows what!" Sasuke said angrily.

"Well at least I try to start a conversation unlike you! Mr. Icecube!" The doctor nodded to himself before speaking.

"Your homework assignment for the next few days before the next session is to write down on a piece of paper ten things you dislike about the other person. I think we made a lot of progress today." He lied. "Until next time, good bye." The doctor quickly bid farewell and walked out.

Sakura and Sasuke got up and walked out.

"Well that's easy to do." Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"Ha! Too easy, I can come up with fifty things I dislike about you!" Sakura hissed. And to think that it had been only three days so far. Only twenty-seven more days to go.

Poor Sakura and Sasuke! Their already at each others necks! What will be their ten dislikes about eachother! REVIEW and I'll write!