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"The Longest Month Ever"

Chapter 3

"Che! 10 things, I can easily come up with 10 things!" Sakura muttered to herself, looking obviously stressed for well known reasons. She was currently sitting at the Uchiha's home kitchen table, a pencil and paper in front of her. 'heh! Like we really rely on sex that much from that ice-block anyway!' Inner Sakura jotted in, as Sakura nodded her head to herself in agreement.

She didn't need it that much…right? She asked herself in her mind.


"This crap is stupid, how the hell is this going to help?" Sasuke talked to himself, holding a pad of paper and pencil. He was currently sitting on the Uchiha master bedroom's bed, it was the only time he could actually lay on it without getting kicked off and sent downstairs to sleep on that godforsaken couch. He scowled silently. Why the hell didn't he just make her sleep on that damn couch?

He knew though in his mind the answer to that was simple, it was because he hated seeing her sad, not that he'd ever admit that out loud. He tried to think of dislikes about her, but his mind kept wondering to…ahem other, thoughts. Sasuke cursed silently, he was supposed to be mad damnit! Finally making up his mind he stood up and walked to the bathroom to take a much needed cold shower.


"YUM! More!" Naruto yelled happily holding up his now empty bowl of Ramen, Sasuke was sitting beside him staring off into space.

"Ne! Sasuke-teme! How's the therapy goin for ya? It's going great for me and Hinata!" Naruto babbled on. Sasuke gave him a cold glare in return.

"Er...I guess that's a 'not to well' then." Naruto smiled nervously.

"Hn." The Uchiha answered simply.

"Well, what's the problem anyway?" he asked, slurping down another bowl of Ramen in the process.

"I'd rather not tell you." Sasuke stated.

"Aw, come on!" Naruto pleaded, slurping up some more Ramen.

"We can't have sex for a month."

As quick as the Ramen went in, it was spat back out again, earning a disgusted look on the blonde haired boy's best friend's face.

"Whoa! You mean, none at all?" Naruto choked out.

"What did I just say idiot?" Sasuke hissed, he was getting moody.

Naruto all of a sudden broke out into a hysterical laughter. "Ha – that sucks so much for you guys!" He managed to choke out before erupting into another fit of laughter. "You know what the funny thing is though! He told us that we could actually use more sex in mine and Hinata's relationship!" Naruto said, laughing again.

Sasuke scowled at the laughing Naruto, and then smirked. "Well I guess that just means that I was getting more then you." Naruto stopped laughing.

"Shut up you teme! Well I'm most certainly getting more than you now!" Naruto yelled, angry that the Uchiha beat him at something…even if it was something as stupid as this.

"Hn. It's only for a month."

"I bet you guys already tried to huh!" Naruto yelled, Sasuke stayed silent.

"HA! I knew it! No wonder you're all pissy lately." Sasuke glared at him more.

"Don't glare at me! I'm not the one who ordered you and deprived you of sex for a month!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke sighed then glanced at the clock.

"Shit. I have to go." Sasuke muttered out loud, mostly to himself. It was already five till four, and he and Sakura had another 'session'. Cursing silently Sasuke made his way towards the doctors office.


Sasuke walked in to see Sakura already sitting down, looking as annoyed as ever.

"About time you came, what being late another one of the dislikes I should put down?" Sakura taunted.

"Should you being incredibly loud be one of mine? Oh, wait it already is." Sasuke hissed back. They glared at each other until Dr. Hikaru walked in, his oh so hated clipboard in hand.

"I take it you two have done your homework?" He asked.

"Yes we have Dr. Hikaru! And it was quite easy." Sasuke said, a look of hurt crossed Sakura's face before she covered it up again.

"I agree! It was easy!" Sakura said. Sasuke felt annoyed for some reason.

"Right then. Sakura, would you mind reading yours first then?" The doctor asked in a bored tone.

"Not at all!" She said cheerfully, taking out her list, Sasuke eyeing her the entire time. Sakura started reading aloud.

"1. His constant ice-block brooding attitude." Which was actually the reason I fell in love with him in the first place.

"2. The way he acts like he's the strongest and everyone around him is so much weaker." Even though he is one of the top nin's of the village, and why I admire him so much.

"3. For going off and joining Orochimaru, knocking me out cold before he left." (Sasuke winced at this) Even though he had to do it to get power.

"4. For betraying the city." Which he came back to, and accepted any punishment brought to him in order for him to stay.

"5. For being so goddamned stubborn to realize that there are people that do care about him, and would have done anything for him to stay." Though I hope he's realized that by now.

"6. His stupid chicken hair!" (You can tell she was running out of things to write down) Even though I think it's adorable.

"7. The way he and Naruto always fight and compete over the stupidest things!" Which isn't completely his fault.

"8. For letting his hate towards Itachi practically control his life." Which I offered so many times to help him with it, but he denied.

"9. For being so goddamed stubborn about everything." Which I am too.

"10. And for not letting people help him, when he obviously needs it." I want to help him…

Sakura took a breath in. Sasuke looked shocked…were all those things really true about him? Now that he thought about it…they actually were. Dr. Hikaru cleared his throat. "Well…okay then, very good. Now Sasuke, would you like to read yours?"

Sasuke nodded slightly, anger taking over his other emotions that he was feeling just moment ago. He cleared his throat before starting.

"1. Her constant annoying attitude." One of the reasons I fell for her…

"2. Her incredibly loud obnoxious voice." That I'll never get tired of hearing.

"3. Her annoying pink hair." The thing I love most about her and makes her so damn gorgeous.

"4. Her annoying wide forehead." Which she's actually grown out of.

"5. Her annoying constant worrying for me." I'd have it no other way…it makes me feel needed.

"6. Her stupid crying, which she does way too much." And makes me want to hold her and never make her cry because of me again.

"7. Her constant cheerfulness." Which makes me forget my past at times when I'm around her.

"8. Her stupid emerald piercing eyes." I could stare at them all day…

"9. Her nonstop clinginess." I secretly love the attention.

"10. And her constant need to help me, which I don't need." I do need it…

Everything was silent after Sasuke finished, and he was starting to regret everything he just said, and had the sudden urge to want to somehow take it all back. A slight sniffle broke the silence, coming from non-other than the pink haired girl herself. Sasuke felt his chest tighten, there he was making her cry again. As if on cue, Sakura's eyes started to tear up.

She stood up abruptly; before Sasuke had a chance to say anything at all she opened her mouth.

"I…I have to go. I'm sorry to be such a constant bother to you Sasuke." Sakura choked out before running out the door.

"Sakura…wait!" Sasuke yelled as he quickly got up to follow her, Dr. Hikaru being left alone in the room, he raised an eyebrow in interest and started to jot down more stuff on his clip board.

Sakura walked faster as the Uchiha was gaining on her, she quickly turned into a one room bathroom and locked the door, immediately breaking out into tears and sobbing. He hated her…she knew it!

Sasuke stopped outside the door, her heart wrenching sobs making his chest tighten in an unpleasant way. He had screwed up big time.


Ooooo…..some drama! What will Sasuke do? Review and you shall know…