Author's Note: This entry takes place on my birthday, which was pretty recent actually. I turned 13. Anyway, I just wanted to say that this entry talks about Wendy and Yolanda. I don't know if you guys remember them, I forget which episode they were in. It was one of the ones with Jake, and he said something like "Wendy, Yolanda, you know the rules. Before noon, only the names that start with A-L."
January 16
Dear Diary,
So, you probably want to hear how Jake broke up with me today at school. It was pretty embarrassing, especially because now Ashley is all over him.
Jake: Miley, remember how yesterday I said I wanted to focus on my career?
Me: Of course I remember, and you're right I guess, especially because my career is kind of losing steam.
Ashley: What are you talking about? Your career…?
Me: Butt out, Ashley.
Ashley: Ew, do not talk to me like that.
Me: Don't talk to me at all!
Jake: Miley, back to our conversation!
Me: Oh, right, sorry.
Jake: Well, if we both want some time, then this is good, right?
Me: Right, sure. I don't need a boyfriend right now.
Jake: Okay then, glad you understand.
Ashley: So you guys are like broken up?
Me: If you must know, then yes.
Ashley: Yay, Jake this is great! Wanna go out with me now?
Jake: Ashley, I need some time without a girlfriend, okay?
Ashley: Sure, but just promise me you won't go out with Wendy or Yolanda, okay?
Jake: Okay, sure.