Thank you guys soooo much for reviews! Since you guys have been so nice I write more for you! You see how this works? To answer some questions they just finished their third session last chapter, which means their only in their second week. Poor them, they still have a ways to go. I've also noticed how much you guys hate Dr. Hikaru…I'm not letting out any clues, but you will be surprised at the end of the story. XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto; if I did Sasuke would confess his true feelings!

"The Longest Month Ever"

Chapter 5

(Just so you guys don't get mixed up with the days and what not its Monday of the second week.)

Sakura smiled to herself as she laid in the king sized Uchiha bed, alone…by herself…again. Sasuke had finally said the three words that she had wanted to hear from him for almost all her life just last Friday. Even though it was partly the doctor's fault that he said it, she still had a feeling that something wasn't right with him. Why the hell had anybody else in the town gotten the same…"therapy" as her and Sasuke? Even though to her it felt more as punishment. It was driving her crazy!

'Poor Sasu-kun…he must be going crazy!' Sakura thought to herself as she let out a light giggle. Even though he had said he loved her, they still argued like no tomorrow all weekend! It was defiantly visible that they were both stressed as hell. Sakura let out another frustrated sigh as she rolled over to what was once known as Sasuke's side of the bed.

She let in a large breath as she let his smell from his pillow fill her lungs. His smell was still fresh. Sakura let out another giggle, louder this time. Yep…she was going crazy.

Sasuke sighed as he shifted his body once again on the uncomfortable couch. He scowled, that's it they were most defiantly buying a more comfortable couch after all this was over. He looked at the clock that hung on the wall; it read one in the morning. He sighed again, he needed to sleep. He closed his eyes just as another set of giggles came from upstairs making him crack one eye open.

What the hell? She kept on giggling! It was obvious that his girlfriend was going crazy.

KNOCK KNOCK!

Sasuke groaned in his sleep and rolled over, not caring who was at the door at the moment.

KNOCK KNOCK!

Sakura cursed loudly in 'her' bed, she was too damn tired to see who it was.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNO----

"WHAT?" Sakura bellowed as she almost ripped the front door off its hinges. Sasuke sat up tiredly, how the hell had she gotten downstairs so fast?

"Itai! Sakura-chan!" Naruto cried out holding his head in pain. Sasuke lazily walked up behind Sakura.

"What the hell do you want dobe?"

"Yeah! It's our day off and it's six in the freakin morning damnit!" Sakura cursed.

"Well you guys certainly aren't morning people are you!" Naruto said as he quickly stood up, Sakura and Sasuke glared at him in response.

"Er…anyway! Tsunade-baa-chan said to get to her office immediately!" Naruto stated.

"Huh? Why?" Sakura asked, now a bit calmer and woken up.

"Hell should I know! She just said for me to bring you, the teme, and Hinata-chan!"

"That's strange…aw I was hoping to take this day off too!" Sakura whined.

"Hn." Sasuke answered simply.

The Hokage's office

Naruto, Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke were all waiting in the Hokage's office. What seemed strange though and made it kind of awkward for Sakura and Sasuke was that Naruto kept whispering something into Hinata's ear causing her to blush and then giggle. Sakura watched the seen from across the room with a smile.

She looked over at her own boyfriend who was just leaning against the wall lazily.

"Why can't you do that?" Sakura whispered, giving the Uchiha a nudge in the ribs with her elbow. Sasuke glanced at Naruto and Hinata just as Naruto whispered something else into her ear, making her once again giggle. Sakura mumbling to herself the entire time.

"How about…stop complaining." Sasuke whispered to Sakura. Sakura's face reddened out of anger and gave him a not so gentle punch in the arm, causing him to since in pain. Yep…defiantly should keep his mouth shut.

"You are such a bastard." She muttered earning an 'Hn' from her boyfriend.

"You know you really should learn some other words." She hissed.

"Aa."

Sakura glared at him. After what seemed like forever Tsunade finally walked through the door…looking tired as usual.

"Okay, I'm sure you're all wondering why you're all here." Tsunade stated as she sat down at her desk.

"Che yeah, especially on my day off." Sakura muttered to herself. The whole room stared at her.

"I said that out loud didn't I? He heh….gomen it's been a rough week." Everyone stared at her again. "Ahem…for reasons that will not be named of course."

"Right. Anyway." The Hokage continued. "I have called you four here for an emergency S – ranked mission."

"YES!" Naruto yelled pumping a fist into the air earning himself a punch in the head from Tsunade.

"I wasn't finished! Now this mission is very important. You will be traveling to the Mist country to collect two scrolls, on these scrolls we suspect are plans of some sort, what they are we do not know which is why we need you to get them. They could be harmful to Konoha if we do not find out. Now you, Sakura and Hinata, will be very important to this mission."

"Why?" Sakura asked. Sasuke eyed Tsunade.

"Well the two scrolls are kept by two men, both S-classed criminals from Mist. There names are Shin, and Haru."

"W-what do you want us to do H-hokage-sama." Hinata asked softly.

"You two will have to pose as prostitutes."

"WHAT?" Naruto, and surprisingly Sasuke also both yelled out.

"N-nani?" Hinata stuttered.

"T-tsuande-sama!" Sakura exclaimed.

"I am not letting my Hinata-chan dress up as a prostitute!" Naruto yelled.

"Naruto shut up! It's for the mission to be successful! Since it's been heard that Shin and Haru hang out at these so called…whore houses, it will be the perfect chance to get the scrolls from them. Anyway, all you two have to do is get them both drunk, do some flirting, and slip the scroll from them. Then eliminate them." Tsunade said with a wave of her hand as if it were nothing.

"Is this really necessary?" Sasuke asked in an annoyed tone.

"Yes. Now I want you guys to be careful on this mission, these two men are not to be taken lightly." Everyone nodded in understanding. She handed them each a pack of papers.

"Read these. You all leave tomorrow morning. Good bye."

Naruto walked out with Hinata, muttering curses about guys, dying, touch, and Hinata-chan.

Sakura let out a sigh as she followed Sasuke out of the room. "This is so stupid! I can't believe I'll have to dress up as a whore!" Sakura said to herself.

"Hn. It wouldn't be the first time you've dressed up." Sasuke said in a cool voice, smirking. Sakura let out a deep blush when the memory hit her; it involved a very revealing nurse suit and Sasuke.

"Sasuke!" She hissed as she poked him earning another smirk from him.

Still though, this mission wasn't what Sasuke would prefer. The idea of other men wanting to touch his Sakura did not make him happy at all.

"Oh damnit!" Sakura's voice brought him out of his thoughts. "I forgot to ask Tsunade-sama! This means then no more sessions with Dr. Hikaru for the week then?" Sakura asked herself.

"I guess." Sasuke muttered, he was just about to murder that damn doctor.

"Thank god! No Dr. Hikaru all week!" Sakura said happily. Sasuke smirked…yes no Dr. Hikaru….all week long…Dirty thoughts Sasuke!

Next Morning

Sakura and Sasuke got up bright and early, ready to meet Naruto and Hinata by the gate of Konoha. Sakura smiled to herself as she and Sasuke walked down the empty early streets of Konoha, she was actually kind of happy about this mission, well except for the slut part. But on the bright side a whole week away from Dr. Hikaru!

She finally spotted Naruto and Hinata by the gates with…someone else? She squinted her eyes to see who it was. Did Tsunade send someone else on the mission with them? They got closer.

"Oh hell no." Sasuke muttered angrily. Sakura's eyes widened. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Inner Sakura screamed as she hid again.

"Hey guys! Guess who was ordered to come with!" Naruto said happily as Hinata smiled.

"Why hello Sasuke, Sakura." Dr. Hikaru greeted with a smile.

Heheheh! I am SO mean….they just can't get away from him! How will this mission go with Dr. Hikaru coming along? What about Shin and Haru? It's gonna be good! REVIEW MY FRIENDS! I'll love you forever!