Dance on, Kietro, Dance on!

By: XMENobsession

AN: I'm really sorry if you think that this chapter sucks, but I was having serious issues with it. I just wanted to post chp. 3 and move on! But I did come up with a great way to make things a bit funnier. When you review (and you'd better!) tell me a random word and I'll try to put it into the story. For instance, in this chapter I chose the word 'parallelogram' (see if you can find it in the story!). I'd love to see what words you guys come up with and I think that it will be really fun trying to use them!

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing! Except my title which is really starting to grow on me. Maybe it's not so stupid…no, it is.

Pietro followed his friend into the gym. "What is this?" He asked when he looked around. Lance tried to come up with a good lie, but he didn't think as fast as the speed demon. So when his mouth opened all that came out was the truth. "We're taking dance lessons."

Many words came to Pietro's mind. Some a little off-topic and others just too nasty to write, but of them all, only one was spoken. "Why?"

Lance didn't know how to answer that. Truthfully, he had just followed Kitty here, but he was still arguing within himself as to why. His immediate thought had been that he still had feelings for her, but that couldn't be it. No. He had been over her for a while now, just like she was over him. then…why did I follow her here?"

In the end, Lance figured it was just out of habit, but he couldn't tell Pietro that. Luckily, though, he had come up with an excuse. "We have to learn to dance for our party."

Pietro shook his head. "I doubt we're going to be waltzing at the party. Besides, I already know how."

"Where did you learn to waltz?" Lance asked.

"'Waltzing for Dummies'," the speed demon answered, as if there was no other way to learn. He took another look around. "Yup, all losers, and now you're one of them, Lancey. I'm outta here."

"Wait!" Lace said. "You can't leave me alone here!"

Pietro smirked. "Watch me." Then he walked back out into the hallway.

Kitty watched him leave. An evil grin spread across her face as she realized that this was the perfect opportunity for revenge.

She quickly followed and saw him walking towards the exit. She stood in the middle of the hall and said in the most seductive voice she could muster, "Hello, Pietro."

He stopped immediately. "Hello…you."

"Don't you remember me?"

"Of course!" He started to turn around to see if her face would help him remember her name.

"Stop!" Kitty yelled, getting out of character for a minute. She was back in her seductress mode, though, when she said, "I…I have a surprise for you, but first you have to guess my name. And no turning around and cheating!"

Pietro shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "Okay, let's see…" He racked his brain for a name, any name, but only one came to him. "…Trixie?"

Kitty wondered how many girls he actually knew with the name Trixie. Probably more than he should. "Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!"

The speedster released the breath he didn't realize he had been holding. He didn't remember her, but this Trixie girl sounded hot. "So, where's my surprise?"

Kitty walked up behind him, stood on her tiptoes, and whispered into his ear, "I'm pregnant."

Pietro jumped so high he almost hit the ceiling, which caused Kitty to lose her balance and fall. But she didn't even try to get up; she was too busy rolling on the floor with laughter. The speed demon saw her and yelled, "You!"

"The look on your face…" Kitty managed to say in between fits of giggles. She rolled onto her hands and knees and slowly stood up.

"I never knew you X-Geeks were allowed to be so mean!"

"It's called a sense of humor, idiot. Oh right, I forgot you were born without one."

Pietro wasn't appreciating all of these insults. "Why are you being so mean to me, Pryde? What've I ever done to you?"

"Like, duh! You tricked me, remember? The warehouse, the creepiness, the damn distraction?"

"You're still upset about that? Man, it was like…forever ago."

"It was yesterday!"

"Close enough."

"No, it's not! But I don't care any more because making you jump like that…" She started to laugh again.

"You didn't make me jump!" Pietro said defensively.

Kitty raised one eyebrow. "Then, what did?"

"Nothing. I…I like to jump. You got a problem with that? Seriously, at random times during the day I break out into…jumping fits. You just happened to catch me during one."

"'Jumping Fits'?"

"Yes, an important part of my unique personality."

"One of the many," Kitty mumbled under her breath.

"Hey, I heard that!"

"I honestly don't care." She thought for a moment, and then added, "But Trixie might…"

"Shut up!" Pietro's face went beet red. "Shut up, you computer X-Geek with the sexy voice and stupid ponytail!"

Kitty smiled. "You think my voice is sexy?"

"What?"

"You just said…"

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you…"

"No! I called you a stupid X-Geek, nothing else!"

"Actually, you called me a computer X-Geek with a stupid ponytail…and a sexy voice."

"No, I meant that Trixie…which it turns out is you…she, um…" Pietro realized that the only way he was going to win this one would be to have the last word. So, he yelled, a lot louder than he wanted, "Good-Bye!" He then turned to walk away from the annoying girl.

"Fine then," she said. "Just go ahead and chicken out."

Pietro had to answer. That was the only way he could win, and he had to win! "Chicken out on what?"

Kitty pointed to the gymnasium doors. "I saw you run out of there like a scared little boy. Can't handle the pressures of dance class?"

"For your information…" He said, slowly turning around. "I don't need dance lessons…unlike some people."

"Hey, I don't need them either. I'm here with Kurt."

Pietro looked around and found that they were the only ones there. "Of course you are…"

Kitty huffed and crossed her arms. "I could dance circles around you."

"Yeah? Well, I could dance parallelograms around you!"

-- "…what?"

"You heard me!"

"Then why don't you prove it?" Pietro didn't move. "Come on, dance!"

He thought for a minute and smiled. "Sounds like a challenge, but what would I dance to? No music."

The dance instructor entered the gymnasium and clapped her hands. "All right everyone, find a partner and start dancing, I want to see what you can do." She began to walk over to the stereo on the stool.

Kurt was about to ask Amanda if she wanted to be his partner when she said, "Guess I'd better go. It was really nice talking to you, Kurt."

"You aren't taking zhe lessons?"

"No, my friend is though. I just showed her where they were being held, she's new here."

"Oh…vell, bye then."

"See ya tomorrow!" And with that she left.

Kurt looked at her friend. She had already found a partner. So had everyone else and Kitty was no where in sight. Vhere did she go?

The instructor turned on some music and everyone started dancing, except for 2 people. She walked over to the X-Man and said "Don't have a partner?"

Kurt looked up at her. She had wild strawberry blonde hair and sky-blue eyes. She was wearing a long dress and a heavy shawl over it. Kurt didn't understand this particular fashion choice based on the very warm weather outside, but she seemed to him to be the type of person who wore coats in the summer and shorts in December.

He shook his head 'no' in answer to her question and she began leading him across the gym. "Well, apparently we have an odd number of boys and girls this evening. The only other free person is…"

Kurt gasped when he saw him. "Lance?"

AN: Now review! And don't forget to give me your random word!