I don't own naruto
scarred for life
Oh... So thats whats happening...
Naruto was walking towards the ramen shop, when he saw Ino talking to Choji. He approached them and joined their conversation about Sasuke, Although Ino never looked at him. As he went to leave, Ino turned to ask him if he had seen Shikamaru, when she noticed his scar. She instantly felt the way she did when she just so happened to see Shikamaru get into the shower.(not that she was in the bushes with binoculars or anything...) Basically, she felt her feminine fluids begin to be soaked up by her panties. "Hey Naruto, want to come with me?"
"Um...where?"
"To go see my sensei, he had a mission for me and I needed some one to accompany me."
"Oh, sure"
Ino led Naruto to her house. "i just have to get something, so wait here." She ran inside and left the door open. She ran into her house, took everything off,(everything) and hid behind the front door. "Could you come here a second" she yelled out the door. "Um...Sure..." He walked in, and she slammed and locked the door behind him. He turned around to see her naked body. "umm... I gotta go..." He dashed towards an open window and jumped through it. Only it wasn't open, it was just really clean. He shattered through it, sending blood, glass, and bloody glass in all directions. He immediately got his bloody self off the ground and he sprinted as fast as he could. All he could think about was whether or not the blood in his crotch area was or was not form his...well you get the idea. She ran to the window and yelled "I'll get you Uzamaki, just you wait."
Naruto ran until saw Hinata, and walked over to her. "At least HINATA wouldn't try to rape me, she's to shy." He walked up and got her attention, and she looked at him, and inevitably noticed his scar. She immediately formed a plan to get in his pants, or...let him in hers, or...um...whatever. It was all there, the first phase, the second phase, the...uh...anyway...on with the story. She pretended to ignore it, and chatted with the now-studly young boy. She at one point looked past him and let out a fake chuckle. Naruto turned around and saw nothing. Suddenly he felt his chakra points get smashed, one by one, by Hinata's hundred palms of fury attack. He looked at her, afraid of what he was 99.99999... sure was about to happen, and she pulled out a kunai. She quickley slashed at him, and he turned to flee. She lunged on him and ripped off his jacket. She went for his black t-shirt, but he managed to get her off of him. He made a mad dash for the closest building. He ducked in and noticed that it was obviously Shino's house. There were bugs everywhere, as well as a family photo. His whole family, all in the large coats and dark sunglasses. He went upstairs and noticed Shino was playing chess with a mass of bugs. The bugs and Shino looked at Naruto, when Hinata came running up the stairs. Naruto reacted by running across the room towards the window and accidentally squished a bug while sliding a window open. Shino's eye twitched a little. He stood, and before Naruto could dive out of the now-open-window, he was covered with bugs. He was stuck in mid-air with no escape. The only thing that he said was "crap." Hinata approached her living, breathing wet dream and took off her coat. This revealed a fishnet upper body suit and a creamy white bra. Shino's face filled with a fuzzy red hue. He felt his hormones taking control. He lost control of his bugs and tried to conceal his massive...growth. Naruto fell and was quickly able to escape the love stricken Hyuga. "Whew" he muttered. "Glad thats over."
and thus, this chapter comes to an end. I'm trying to concetrate more on lengthining my stories, but meaanwhile i'm listening to Dave Chapelle sing "I wanna pee on you." so i hope you enjoyed.