SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN, READING THE STORY THAT HAS COME UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY INSANE MIND. ENJOY.
DISCLAIMER; I DON'T OWN NARUTO, GODZILLA, STAR WARS, OR ANY AMERICAN AND GERMAN SOLDIERS. HOWEVER, I HOPE TO BECOME A GENERAL AND RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR ME YOU INFIDELS. I ALSO DEDICATE THIS CHAPTER TO THE SOLDIERS THAT FOUGHT TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOMS IN WW2. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
"talking"
'Naruto's mind link'
monsters' mind link'
'scene or time change'
It had been at least five minutes since Anko had started laughing and she showed no signs of stopping. Until Naruto spoke up and asked, "Miss Anko could you please stop laughing and tell us what to do?"
She suddenly stopped, composed herself, and cleared her throat. She then began to explain the nature of this test. "Okay, this is a simple to understand, but difficult to do test. Each team will receive a scroll with 'earth' or 'heaven' on it. You must get both scrolls and reach the tower in the center of the forest within five days. And you can kill the opposition in this round as well." She added as an after thought.
Most of the genin just nodded, not wanting to draw the attention of the crazy examiner. Naruto muttered "Crazy psycho person" before a kunai flew a few inches from his face, also making a small cut on his cheek.
"What did you say about me, boy? She dangerously asked.
"Nothing, except that you were a "crazy psycho person" who probably had a bad past" He stated while rubbing his cheek.
"You really shouldn't anger the jounin, whelp" G said looking through his eyes.
"But it's so much fun to play with peoples' minds," Naruto whined.
"Yes it is, but you shouldn't if you want to have allies" G said getting rather bored with his container's actions.
"You're probably right, but I can screw with the other villages' genin, right?" He inquired.
"Of course you can, that is the point of this exam: to do better than them." G sighed.
"Great." He said cutting the mind link.
As Naruto came back to reality, everybody was lining up to get his or her appointed scroll.
"Okay then, if you all have your scrolls, go to the gates and wait for the signal to start!" Anko shouted.
"Well, let's get going." Sasuke said in his usual stoic manner.
At gate ten, fifteen minutes later
"Man, when is she going to give the signal?" An exasperated Naruto grunted
as a flare went into the sky and the gates unlocked.
"About time she started us." Sakura sighed as they entered.
Twenty minutes later, two miles into the forest
"How about we stop for a rest?" Sakura panted, sitting before a small river.
"Yeah, take five everybody." Naruto, like a stage director, said.
Nothing interesting happened for the next five minutes that they used to rest; well, with the exception of Obiwan, General Grievous, clone troopers, and some battle droids trying to kill each other in the clearing behind them. But, other than that, nothing else happened.
"Okay, time's up, so let's go," stated Naruto, as he got up from the ground.
Suddenly Sakura blurted out, "Hey, a muffin."
Indeed, it was a muffin lying up right in some dirt. As Sakura approached the delicious bakery item; she unknowingly tripped a small wire that opened a hole, full of dangerous and deadly snakes, right underneath her, As Sakura fell, she grabbed onto a vine that was on the side. Unfortunately, she was dangling only five inches above the snakes.
"Naruto! Help me!" She screamed as a cobra lashed out at her feet.
"What do you want me to do?" Naruto asked as he ignored her plea for help.
"You can control reptiles, right? So call them off!" She screamed again, as a black mamba touched her foot.
"Fine. Snakes leave her alone and get out of that hole." Naruto ordered, disappointed.
"Well, that was a waste of our time," Sasuke frowned, watching the snakes leave the hole as if they were like a river flowing.
"I thought it was funny." Naruto smiled.
"Can you get me out of the hole, now!" Sakura yelled from inside.
Some time and place later
There was no sound at all throughout the forest, except for the light saber clashes, blaster fire, and some blood chilling screams, but nothing made a noise.
"So what are we doing now?" Asked a camouflaged Sakura.
"We're waiting for another team to pass by here," said an also camouflaged Naruto.
As they waited, they saw no other teams, but a company of twenty Germans running from a battalion of Americans. The Germans stopped momentarily to open a suppressing fire on them, but the Americans were able to open fire first and cut down five of them. Suddenly a German to the left took out a grenade and threw it, taking two American lives.
"You bastard!" Yelled an American taking aim with his Thomson and blowing the guy's arm off.
Soon neither side was falling back or running after each other, it was an all out firefight. A German was taking aim with a Panzersrheck, when a grenade landed right in front of him and his friend. They both looked at each other and swore just before it blew up in their faces. The Germans were slowly losing their ground, but suddenly a Tiger tank came out of some trees and opened fire with the main cannon blowing three Americans away.
"We need the anti-tank weapons, NOW!" Shouted a Corporal.
An American in the back took off the case he was wearing and opened it, revealing a Bazooka with six rounds.
"Take this, you Nazi devils!" Shouted the private as he launched the first round straight into the tank's front, temporarily blinding the driver, but not the gunners. Needless to say the private was torn apart by the machine gun fire.
"Crap! Johnson! Get that bazooka!" The Corporal yelled.
"Yes sir!" Johnson shouted making a mad dash towards the anti-tank weapon.
As this continued Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke just watched, hoping not to be hit with a stray bullet, the epic war scene unfold before them.
As Johnson reached the bazooka, the spotter in the tank noticed him and the told the gunners. Slowly, the turret began to revolve towards his position. Johnson completed loading the second round and prepped the weapon. The tank was able to fire its main cannon, but it missed and hit a tree.
Johnson just grinned as he looked at the destroyed tree. He yelled, "See you in heck, you Nazi bastards!"
He fired the round and it a direct hit on the turret's main cannon knocking the tank out of commission. The front started to catch fire, while the crew jumped out.
"Yeah!" He yelled as Germans started to fall back.
"Come on boys, hunt them down like the dogs they are!" Yelled the Corporal.
After all the American and German men left, Naruto said, "Well, that was really interesting."
"Yep," Sasuke replied, finally able to relax.
Another time skip
The team had not moved since the fight between the Americans and Germans, but apparently their rest was going to be short lived, as one of Naruto's geckos crawled to his ear and whispered something.
"There is a another team coming from the south-west. So, get ready, they will be here soon." Naruto said, as he realigned himself with the tree he was leaning against.
Suddenly, they heard someone, a female, shout, "You freaking idiot, now we're lost! And all because you had to get another gecko for your collection!"
Three foreign genin emerged out of the surrounding foliage, just where Naruto's gecko indicated that they would. As Team Seven peered closely at the approaching genin, two males and one female, they determined that they were from the Rain Country.
One of the boy rain ninja just mumbled an apology.
"Well, that isn't good enough!" the female screeched, kicking upwards between his legs.
As most males do, he fell over into the fetal position and started to whimper. As he fell over and started to twitch, something on nearby rock caught his attention. He tried to refocus his watering eyes on the object and nearly squealed with girlish glee when he was able to discern what it was. To his utter delight and surprise, he had spotted another gecko sunbathing on the rock.
"GECKO!" He screamed while scrambling to get up and catch his prize, only watch it leap away a second later.
Naruto gave off an evil smile and cackle as he lured the unsuspecting rain ninja into his trap. The rain ninja quickly followed the gecko, stumbling into a small clearing. The gecko stopped in the middle of the clearing on a small, oval rock. Slowly, a head rose out of the tall grass with both arms ready to grab said reptile. However, the rain ninja then noticed something different about his surroundings than when he first arrived. Nests, with very large eggs, were right in front of him and a low rumbling growl came from behind. He slowly looked over his shoulder only to come face to face with a very angry mother komodo, not Scales though, and as he turned his head back, he meet the father komodo.
"Not in the face, not in the face!" He screamed before they jumped on him with snapping jaws and poisonous bacteria of doom.
His screams of pain bounced off the trees, making his teammates go on the alert.
"What was that?" Asked the girl, who, apparently had lost her nerve.
"Oh, you mean the screams of pain that are coming from your teammate." Naruto said, lying on a tree branch above their heads.
"Who are you!" Screamed the other boy.
"I don't really see the point in telling you my name, because you won't live long enough to remember it." Naruto said, snapping his fingers.
The tops of the trees began to shake violently, the ground started to rise, and the insides of some trees began expand. Then from the treetops, a small snake fell to the ground.
"That's what you're going to kill us with? That stupid dwarf of a snake?" The rain ninja laughed.
However, he stopped when a the snake was joined by a thousand more snakes and reptiles. All of them glaring at him.
"My reptile army doesn't like to be insulted. You now have two choices: one, give me your scroll and I will let you live, or two, you die a horrible and painful death while I watch, then I take the scroll from your cold dead hands." Naruto smiled sadistically.
The two rain ninja quickly huddled together to consider their options.
"This guy is nuts, I say we give him the scroll and leave," said the girl.
"Oh sure, he has a few hundred deadly snakes and reptiles, but we still outnumber him," the boy said, making girl hit him.
"Are you blind? He has us surrounded with an army of snakes!" She pointed to the hissing reptiles.
"Good point," he said actually looking at his surroundings.
They broke their huddle and went over to Naruto.
"So what's it gonna be?" Naruto asked, the same creepy smile still adorned his face.
"We give up. Is our other teammate still alive?" He asked, the concerned for his teammate .
"He should be, because I did not order the komodos to kill him, just scratch the heck out of him. At least, I think I did…" Naruto put his hand on his chin.
Back at the clearing
A boy, covered in his own blood, slowly crawled out of the field. He stopped as he once again, heard another growl behind him.
"Oh please no. Oh God, please help me." He whimpered as a pair of jaws bit down on his leg.
He screamed as the komodo began to drag him back into the field. He tried to grab on to something, but to his horror, there was nothing. He was quickly pulled quickly back into the grass and then it started rustle wildly with the sounds of snapping jaws. Then a snap was heard and the boy's head hung limply. A small river of blood slowly flowed out of his mouth, onto the grass and made a small pool. The only sound in the field was the sound of tearing flesh.
Back with Naruto and the rain ninja
A snake slithered its way up to Naruto's head and began to hiss.
"Oh, really." Naruto said while the snake nodded.
"What's wrong with our teammate?" The girl asked.
"Well there is no easy way to tell so, he was eaten by my komodos." Naruto sheepishly grinned.
"You said he would be alive!" The boy yelled.
"The komodos were hungry and he was in their sight. I couldn't have done anything anyway." Naruto glared.
"Bull crap, you could've stopped them if you wanted to!" He yelled.
"Yes, I can control them when they're in front of me, but I can't do anything to stop them when they're not," Naruto leaned back against the tree.
"Curse you!' The boy threw three kunai, but Naruto swiftly dogged them .
He landed upon the other tree branch, he snapped his fingers and said, "See you in the afterlife."
Without hesitation, the reptile army leapt into action, completely covering the two the rain genin. Their screams of agonizing pain echoed throughout the forest.
'You should have done that from the beginning.' Godzilla mentioned.
"Yes I should have, but it was a lot more fun to mess with them. And now I don't have to feed them for awhile." Naruto smiled.
'Good point, whelp," G agreed.
Naruto walked over to the bleeding corpses and took the heaven scroll from the dead guy.
"Eat the bodies, leave nothing left of them." Naruto commanded before leaving.
Back with Sasuke and Sakura
"I wonder what's is taking Naruto so long." Sakura sad aloud.
"Knowing him he probably got his head stuck in a tree." Sasuke imagined.
"What was that last part? I did not catch it." Naruto growled.
"Um nothing, nothing at all." Sasuke cowered.
"Okay then, what's for dinner?" Said the blond, causing the ever-famous sweat drop to make an appearance.
"Fish." Sakura blandly stated.
"Again? I knew that I should have brought some ramen." Naruto whined.
"Right now its all we have so don't complain." Sakura huffed.
Naruto mumbled something like, "I want ramen, not some stupid fish," causing Sakura to hit him over the head.
"Just eat it." Sasuke said.
"Fine." Naruto pouted
A few minutes later
"So where were you, anyway?" Sakura asked.
"Getting a scroll from the rain team and it was the one we needed." Naruto bit into his fish again.
"What did you do with them?" Sasuke inquired.
"Turned them into snake food." Naruto said, making his teammates twitch.
From the tree line, a pair of yellow eyes intently watched them.
"Manda, why don't you go and have some fun with them," The mysterious figure said. Not manda in the Godzilla.
Once the figure finished uttering those words, a giant snake rushed out of the trees and headed towards them. Sasuke and Sakura turned to look at Naruto.
"He's not mine. I do believe that he is a summon," Naruto contemplated, before leaping into another spot.
"I guess I should summon one of your soldiers. Eh, scale face?" Naruto said
"Yes, you should," G said.
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" Naruto yelled, causing smoke to fill the surrounding area.
When the smoke finally cleared, there was not anything in sight.
"Hey, scale face, why didn't it work!" Naruto angrily shouted.
"It did work, you fool, you just can't see them." G said
The snake's attention became focussed on Naruto. As the snake leaped for him, its head was suddenly looped off. As the head and body landed on ground, the trees began to shake. Slowly, a few very large insects emerged.
"Whelp, I'm proud to introduce the soldiers of the Kamacuras Empire," G announced.
"What are your orders, master?" The first Kamacuras hissed. (And for those of you who do not know what Kamacuras look like, they are giant praying mantis).
"Stay here and make a perimeter and kill anything, even other humans, besides my team and me, that enter." Naruto said.
"Yes, sir." The first said as they flew off to their positions.
"Your snake is now dead, so come on out you coward," Naruto stated.
"Hello there, Uzumaki brat." The figure stated.
"Since you already know my name, you should give me yours." Naruto said.
"My name is Orochimaru the snake sennin, at your service." He said striking an incredibly gay looking pose.
"That pose is horrible," Naruto looked at the sennin with disgust and said, "and when was the last time you had a tan?"
"Shut up! Now where is Sasuke? We need to have private chat." Orochimaru grinned.
"Oh my God! You're a gay guy like Michael Jackson," Naruto quickly pulled out a small vile and splashed the contents at him.
Steam began to rise from Orochimaru's face while Naruto shouted, "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!"
Somewhere else
"Holy water? Where's my experimental acid?" The scientist said to himself.
Back with Naruto
Orochimaru was still rolling around on the ground and Naruto watched while eating some buttered popcorn.
"Hey Naruto, who's the freak with the burning face?" Sasuke asked, slightly amused at the scene before him.
Orochimaru finally stopped rolling on the ground and became still. Naruto went over to him and kicked him in the ribs. No response.
"He's dead," Naruto shrugged, walking away.
Sasuke went to look at him. When he got close enough, Orochimaru jumped up and bit into his neck.
"Holy crap!" Naruto screamed.
Thinking quickly, Naruto pulled out one of those yellow phone books, (you know, the ones that are over thousand pages), and threw at Orochimaru. It hit him straight between the eyes, also knocking him out.
"You okay?" Sakura asked reappearing.
"Do I look okay?" Sasuke rubbed his sore neck.
"No, not really. You have way to much grease in your side burns and haven't you heard of hair gel?" Naruto said.
An ice-cold glare was Sasuke's rebuttal.
"Shut up porcupine top." Sasuke growled.
"Just pointing out the obvious." Naruto smiled.
"Can we go now?" Sakura asked
With Gaara
Gaara's team was just heading towards the tower when Rock Nins ambushed them.
"Give us your scroll and we'll let you live." The middle one said.
"You are an annoyance in my path." Gaara said his voice becoming a low growl.
When Gaara said that the Rock Nins backed away. Gaara slowly advanced towards the position, a few golden scales appearing on his arms and legs. His shoulders began to sprout two other dragon like heads, while his own did the same. Two golden tails and wings came from his back. Soon blood red eyes stared at the Rock Nins. The Rock Nins fear tripled when one of their teammates tried to attack only to be torn apart and eaten. The other two began to run, but Gaara saw this and shot the gravity beams. They were caught within a second. As he pulled them in, they began to beg for lives. He did not listen to them and brutally bit of their heads. Their blood coated the trees of the surrounding area. Temari and Kankuro just threw up in a nearby bush.
Back with Naruto
"How much father until we reach the tower?" Naruto asked, jumping to the next branch.
"We should reach it in ten minutes." Sakura sighed.
"That Orochimaru guy was such a gay freak." Naruto said trying to make a conversation.
"No denying that." Sakura said.
"Could we talk about something else?" Sasuke asked still uneased.
"Sure, how did you get to be such a pompous jerk?" Naruto inquired.
"Through years of training myself I final- hey!" Sasuke yelled as remembered the question.
"Knock it off you two!" Sakura yelled.
"Yes ma'am." They said.
I am on a roll for time skips today
"About time we got here, now let's open the stupid scrolls up." Naruto grabbed them out of his backpack.
"Okay we open them on three. One, two, and three!" Sakura said, before screaming as a komodo came out of the smoke made by the scrolls.
"Scales!" Naruto yelled in excitement.
Suddenly scales had a violent coughing fit, causing them to back away. A second or two later a rain head band plopped out onto the floor, making Sakura blanch.
"I guess you had a full meal, didn't you." Naruto rubbed the komodo's neck.
"Iruka sensei?" Sasuke stared.
"Hello my three former students. I congratulate on passing the second test. Now go away, I have to get ready for my date." And with that said the message ended.
"Wow, I can't believe Iruka actually got a date." Naruto said.
Then two other ninja jumped down and said,
"We shall show you to your quarters, please follow us." They said.
As Sasuke and Sakura followed them, Naruto turned around briefly to look at the forest, the setting sun, and the dark skies.
"Hey G, did I ever send the Kamacuras soldiers home?" Naruto panicked.
"Um, no you didn't." G said.
With Orochimaru
Orochimaru had just woken up to sight of four hungry, giant Kamacuras soldiers. Three ready with their claws, the other holding a very large rock.
"Uh oh." He squeaked.
Back with Naruto
"I better send them home." Naruto did the hand seals.
Orochimaru again
The claws were a millimeter away from his face when they disappeared in the smoke. He released a sigh, but then he remembered the giant rock that ended up crushing his legs.
HEY GUYS SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT FOR THIS CHAPTER AND ALL. BUT I HAVE STARTED SCHOOL, SO THE CHAPTERS WILL COME LESS FREQUENT. DO REVIEW AND TELL WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS CHAPTER.