HEY EVERY ONE AND WELCOME TO THE SPECIAL CHAPTER 16 OF DRAGON'S CLAW. JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM HAVING A LITTLE DILEMMA. I AM THINKING WHETHER I SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME TO THE RADIOACTIVE NINJA OR JUST KEEP THE SAME NAME. SO, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT. ALSO AS A TREAT, SOME KAIJU WILL MAKE APPEARANCES LATER IN THIS CHAPTER YAY! MOREOVER, I HOPE EVERY ONE HAD A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. ALSO, MERRY CHRISTMASS EVERYONE. AND ANY OTHER HOLIDAY FOR THE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.
I DO NOT OWN: GODZILLA, NARUTO, LOBSTERS, BUT I WANT ONE AS A PET, CHUCK NORRIS, THE AMERICAN AND GERMAN MILITARY, ALIENS, THEM, A RED VS BLUE QUOTE A QUOTE FROM PANICS, HALO, TREMORS, LORD OF THE RINGS, JURASSIC PARK, AND MONTY PYTHON.
Location outside Stalinrad, Russia, I mean Kohona's stadium
"Okay everybody, time for the next fight… and who shall they be?!" The Hokage yelled.
The board, however, did not light up as usual. Everyone started to chat and then began to leave.
"No, wait! I'll see what the problem is!" The Hokage got up, took a left and went up the stairs.
As he reached the door to the control room, he heard something strange. He slowly opened the door only to find that both operators were dead; cuts were all over their bodies.
"What the heck is going on?" A sudden hiss grabbed his attention.
Behind him was a lobster, a horrible evil lobster. It lunged forward and grabbed the Hokage by the neck. He tried the fight off the vicious crustacean, but to no avail. Then the Hokage spotted a conveniently placed pot of boiling water. With a great surge of strength, he threw the lobster into the pot. It gave a silent scream as it sank to the bottom.
"Well, there's my lunch for today."
Two minutes later
Two new men were selected to run the board and they began to reboot the system.
"The only thing that confuses me is how a simple lobster murdered those two men," One said.
A collection of hisses sound behind him.
"Oh, crap."
Back in the arena
Sounds of a battle being fought bounced off the walls. Suddenly the glass to the control room shattered with the Hokage and twenty lobsters falling. The armored shells of the crustaceans gave a loud crack as they hit the floor. The Hokage just landed neatly, dusted himself off, and then noticed he was being stared at from all around. The lesson there, lobsters are dangerous in groups of three hundred and fifty-five. The rest of the lobster horde hissed furiously and then disappeared into the air vents.
"What you all looking at?" Everyone quickly turned their attention to something else. "Now let's start the next fight.
The board finally lit up and the names Hyuga Neji and Hyuga Hinata were shown.
"Finally, I can beat a main house idiot to death wit out them activating that stupid curse seal. Mwhahaha!" Neji cackled.
The stares of the audience locked onto him.
"Uh, I mean, let's have good fight."
They both made their way to the ring; a heavy tension began to build in the air. However, the tension was destroyed when Neji tripped, fell down the stairs, and slammed into one of the hotdog venders, (later, the vender sued for injury and assault). Hinata and Neji waited in their battle stances for the match to begin, then they heard snoring coming from the shade of the building. It seemed that during the lobster commotion Mr. Norris fell asleep.
"Hey, moron! Wake up!" Someone yelled.
Unfortunately for the man in the audience, Chuck woke up, jumped up into the stands, and bit a chunk out of the man's jugular vein. The screaming lasted for about five minutes before it died down. Chuck jumped back down and picked out a piece of flesh that was logged in between his teeth.
"Okay then, I want a fight with lots of blood and bodily harm, got that?" Chuck Norris bellowed. They both nodded. "Good. Now fight!"
Neji started by activating his Byukagan, followed by a short sprint and a kick to Hinata's face. She quickly activated her Byukagan and tried to jab Neji in the chest, but was overpowered. As Hinata staggered, Neji punched her in the stomach and was going to trip her, but was stopped by a remaining lobster that had leapt into his hair. It began to claw or pinch and tear out his hair.
"Get out of my hair, you stupid lobster!"
As Neji tugged at his hair, Hinata ran up beside him and jabbed him in the chest, then gave a roundhouse kick to the face. While Neji rolled on the ground, the lobster fell out of his hair. Back in the stands, everyone was looking at Naruto.
"What? I control reptiles, not crustaceans."
A single king cobra slithered up to his ear and began to hiss.
"What do you mean they're out of root beer? This is an outrage! Take twenty-five other cobras with you and destroy that stand. I don't care how long it takes for you to burn it the ground, but make it as quickly as possible."
The cobra nodded and left, while the rest just stared with open mouths.
"Don't you think that was a little extreme?" Kakashi inquired.
"Nope, if they don't have root beer then they're going out of business for good."
Now back to the fight. Hinata had put a good fight, but was slowly being pushed back, or to be blunt, killed. She had managed to get a few good hits on him, but was all for naught. With a final surge of energy, she kicked him straight between the legs before she passed out. Neji, however, fell over side ways, trying to stifle a whimper.
"Winner! Hyuga Neji! He may have won the match, but she got the last laugh." Laughed Chuck.
"Medic!" Neji yelled, as he crawled towards the edge.
He was then carried away, giving a narcotic, and went into surgery so that he could have a family in the future.
"Hey are you guys still alive up there?" The Hokage yelled and or inquired.
"Yeah, we're good. We were able to scare them off with some melted butter."
"Good, now let's see who going to fight next!"
And the next people to fight were… the Americans and the Germans? Then twenty people threw off their cloaks, took out rifles, and began a firefight around the stadium. Both teams turned over carts and other things for cover as the bullets flew by their heads.
"Henderson tighten the left flank! John, tell your guys to give a suppressing fire on those bastards when I say so, okay?" Smith yelled.
"Got it!"
An American fell back from the barricade, clutching his leg and screaming in pain. A Medic rushed over and signaled to two guys.
"Help me move him!"
"Yes sir!"
"Now John!"
"Suppressing fire!" All the guys stood up and let out a volley of lead, taking three Germans out in the beginning.
Smith burst into a run, ducked behind a corner, took a grenade off his belt, and threw it in front of the German barricade. The grenade exploded and now the Germans had no cover. To make it short they were all torn apart by the ensuing volley.
The winners are the American team!" Every one cheered while crawling out from their hiding places.
"Okay now it's time for an intermission." The Hokage yelled to crowd.
"Enough of the yelling we can hear you fine!" Some guy yelled, as most of the crowd left to eat and other stuff.
With a marine team, from Aliens, 3 miles outside of Kohona
A squad of had been dispatched here to report on alien activity from the last chapter.
"Why did get sent to this backwater planet in the middle of nowhere?"
"Because of alien activity in this region of the galaxy, Jack."
"Oh shut it Michael."
"Hey Bores, Kill shot, Jones hurry up!" Michael yelled.
"Were coming, don't blow your head off your shoulders!"
"So how many have been spotted on this planet?"
"Anywhere from ten to three hundred."
"And they sent five marines to do this?"
"Yep."
"I hate this job, the only reason I joined is because I can kill these things."
A beeping noise made them all stop in their tracks.
"Where are they coming from kill shot?"
"North-east, ten of them."
"Scouts probably, if we take them out the rest might come."
"Is that a thing good?"
"Yes it is, now be quiet while I set the explosives for when the horde arrives."
"Uh guys the scouts are coming towards us."
"Then shoot them already." Michael snapped.
"Right." Kill shot took out the sniper rifle with thirteen hundred yard kill radius.
Ten shots sounded through the air followed by ten screeches of pain.
"That's going to make one heck of a hole."
An twenty minutes later
"Shouldn't another patrol have been dispatched to check what happened?" Bores cracked his neck.
"Yeah, unless they were the only ones." Jack hoped.
Then beeping began again, followed by the sound of weapons arming.
"How many this time?" Michael inquired.
"Only one, so ether it's a praetorian or the queen."
"Hey kill shot, do you see it?"
"No, but it says it right in front of us. Ah heck."
The ground started to tremble before the queen emerged; unfortunately for Bores the queen's tail went through his chest and threw him aside.
"Kill the thing!"
The queen charged forward, despite the hail of bullets she was taking from the marines. She headed towards Jones; he was able to nothing as he was thrown back from the queen's punch and into a wall. A snap told them that he was dead. Michael then noticed that the queen was standing right over the explosives. Meanwhile Jack was putting up a decent fight, but he failed to notice the queen's tail wrap around his leg until it was to late. He was lifted into the air in front of the queen's face, which slowly began to open.
"Don't worry Jack! I'll save you!"
"Well I've had good run."
Michael searched for the detonator quickly, trying to remember where he put it. Then he checked his wallet, and there it was. By the time he got it out of the wallet, the queen's second mouth had gone through Jack's face.
"Burn in hell!" He pushed in the button, arming the explosives.
A great fireball erupted and left nice sized hole, exactly twenty feet deep. The charred carcass of the queen lay at the bottom.
"Let's get the hell out of here, also tell command that the queen has been neutralized." Michael told Kill shot.
He took one last look, before he left barren battleground.
And now back to our current programming
"Okay now that we're all back from the inter mission, our next combatants are…?
The board light up and the names displayed were Akimichi Chouji Vs Dosu.
"Okay you two I stopped caring awhile ago if you killed each other not, so just put on a good show for the crowd. And now fight." Chuck stated.
The fight started with a punch from Chouji, but Dosu evaded and kicked Chouji in the head. Chouji tried to kick him, however, he his kick was stopped short as a high frequency sound went throughout the air. Chouji, and some members of the audience, passed in a matter of seconds.
"Winner Dosu, and now I can't hear out of my right ear. Good job you idiot."
Then in the middle of the stage a large cracked formed. It began to stretch upward until finally a giant lobster appeared, it seems the lobsters from before had fetched the king of the lobsters or Ebirah. People began to scream, panic, and run out of the stadium, luckily the American team was still there reloading their guns and bringing out the new ones when Ebirah appeared. They circled from the stadium stairs, all firing at will, trying to force back the giant crustacean of death.
"Henderson, bring the flamer throwers up! Then after this is finished get butter, and lots of it!" Smith grinned.
Three men ran onto the lower part of stage, ignited their weapons, and began to torch Ebirah. Ebirah let out a screech of pain and fear as the flames began to turn him to a nice dark red. After five minutes, he stopped moving and smoke began to rise from his body.
"Tonight we eat like kings!" Smith yelled in happiness.
Ropes were thrown and tied to lobster, before it was dragged off to their camp. All the while the men were yelling happiness, because they did not have to eat the rest of their rations.
"This is the weirdest exam yet." The Hokage brought his hand to his head and sighed.
Back with Naruto in the stands
During the lobster escapade, Naruto had not moved at all. Instead he stayed and watched the lobster get dragged off by the American team.
"Cool"
"Hey whelp, I knew that lobster."
"Really now?"
"Yeah, and I always hated him!"
"So what did he do to you?"
"He took my food during the night, and never paid me back for it!"
"That's the reason you hated him? He stole your food, that is kind of pathetic G."
"If you steal from a king, you become an enemy of the king."
"Touché G, touché."
"I always make a good point."
Then the intercom system came on.
"Would the owner of twenty six king cobras please come to the lobby."
"Oh boy this isn't going to be good."
The lobby
It was the third scene of chaos within the hour; most of the stands were on fire or were nothing more than ash. By the front desk sat twenty- six cages.
"Bad cobras! I said destroy the one stand that had no root beer, not all of them!" The snakes lowered their heads in shame and fear. "Oh well, how much do I have to pay for the damages?" Naruto took out his wallet.
"One hundred thousand yen." The guy lazily stated.
"Right, here you are!"
"Good now take the cobras home, before I have to confiscate them, again." He showed his bleeding and swollen hand.
"Yeah, whatever." When Naruto opened the cages, the cobras took off and burrowed into the ground. Waiting for the order to rise out and attack.
"Hey whelp, go outside and summon my third in command. I need his opinion on something. Oh just so you know he's a bit different from the other monsters."
"How?"
"You'll see."
Outside
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" And the smoke appeared filling the plain.
As the smoke cleared, the light began to refract off something. Suddenly it was focused into a beam, which went into a nearby field of corn. It quickly went ablaze, with some screams of "I'm blind!" from the workers inside. A gazing, bright yellow eye shown through the smoke. A metallic like sounded throughout the plain before the ground shook. Finally, the smoke cleared and standing in the middle of the field was Kiryu or Mechagodzilla, the one from Godzilla against Mechagodzilla. Also I hate corn.
"Hey where's my repair crew and station area?" MG quickly looked at his surroundings, "Wait don't tell me, I've been summoned by the kid who has G in his stomach."
"G, he's made of metal."
"Don't say anything about it if you want to live."
"So what does G want? I'm waiting."
Then G established the mind link. I have no idea how to do that with a machine, but oh well.
"MG, have things been holding up since I left? Are the humans still afraid of my return?" G stated, with hint of gloating.
"Sort of, they afraid that you will return like before, but they spent the last twelve years making an military vehicle army. You know the masers, tanks, and some of super x ships."
"Great, now how are the others? Are they still following SG's commands or are they running rampant like before?"
"Yeah they're following him, mostly because he threatened to turn them into crystal sculptures for his front lawn."
"Well I found out everything I wanted to know, you may leave now."
"Okay, see you later G."
"Wait! I have need of your services, MG." Naruto formally stated.
"And what would that be?"
Outside Sasuke's house
"Burn it to the ground."
"I've got something better." MG started to charge the subzero gun.
A ball of blue light shot forward and struck Sasuke's house, nothing happened except that it turned blue.
"That's it?"
"Wait for it."
MG slammed his tail on the ground and the vibrations turned the house into dust.
"Cool, now you can leave."
"Right, see you later then."
"Let's leave before we get charged with destruction of property."
"Fine."
Back at the arena
"What is going on this year? First, there are the lobsters. Then those German and American people, and last but not least the cobras in the lobby. What next giant ants, caused from the nuclear testing in Mexico from 1954, coming up from the fissure in the stadium?" The Hokage ranted.
That is when the ants came from the fissure, and when the ninjas were called finally to action. The large eight-foot ants and ninjas battled fiercely. One ninja killed an ant, but he was killed by another ant, from behind when its jaws tore him in half. One ninja in corner fired a katon jutsu, which burned two ants that were advancing towards him. Soon the ants began to fall back because of their rising casualties.
Just so you know, the ants are from, THEM, a real movie. Although it was made during the fifties, it is a classic for scifi and monster movie lovers.
Anyway, the Hokage was just sitting in his chair. A dull expression on his face.
"That's it, I'm going home right now! The exam will continue tomorrow!" He quickly ran through the door and teleported to his home.
Most of the remaining people and ninja just left the stadium and went home, out to eat, or go back to work. The Hokage had lobster for his lunch. The empty shell was thrown out the back window.
With Naruto
During their spare time, G had ordered Naruto to make two models of his old home. Tokyo. The first was the normal state of Tokyo, everyone living happy cheerful lives and all that. The second one was Tokyo after G visited, the usual destroyed buildings and such. Now this took along time to create, because Naruto did not have the control to keep his hands still.
"They're finished!" He shouted outwardly.
"Good, now make one of calm, open field: filled with destroyed masers and burning tanks. Also add a miniature me in the middle."
"G, I'm beginning to worry about you. I sense that you are slowly going mad, because you haven't been able vent your rage on this Tokyo place."
"You're probably right, whelp. Go find a small remote settlement and let me have some fun." G ordered.
"No."
"Oh come on! You have to let me destroy something. A small store, a forest! Anything just let me destroy it!"
"You need help, big time."
"Not really I just have a craving for destruction, mayhem, and carnage. Is that so wrong?"
"Actually yes, it is wrong. G you need some serious therapy."
"How are you going to do that? I'm in your body, so they'll thing you finally snapped."
"Dang, you're right. Wait I know someone who won't think I'm crazy!"
Kakashi's house
"Now let me get this straight, G, as you call him, is slowly going insane because he has not been able to destroy anything for the last twelve years?" Kakashi leaned back into the chair.
"That's it in a nutshell, Kakashi."
"Hmm, tell G that he needs to find a new hobby or something occupy his interest."
"He said he tried everything from building ships to training, but it just doesn't replace the feeling of an explosion under his feet," Kakashi just stared, "His words not mine."
"Well if he has tried all that then there is no hope for him. By the way, this is going to cost twenty dollars for my services."
"Twenty bucks for this lousy therapy job?! Here! I hope you choke on it, scumbag."
"Thank you, now get out of my house. I have to finish rebuilding the west wall."
As Naruto walked down the street, a van pulled up and the side door opened revealing a group of mercenaries.
"Is the stuff in place?"
"Yes sir, all you have to do is push the button." He handed Naruto a remote.
"Very good, you'll find a black leather suitcase in the park that contains your pay."
"It was a pleasure doing business with you, and remember this never happened."
"Of course. Now gentlemen I bid you goodbye." When they left, Naruto looked down at the button and pressed it.
back at Kakashi's house
Kakashi had just finished covering the wall with the new plaster. Then he heard a beep. A second later, he thrown back against the opposite wall and the new wall had a large gaping hole in the center of it. The culprit of this devastation, besides Naruto, was the military explosive, C4. Kakashi got up, looked at his at wall, and gave a shout of fury.
"Naruto," He snarled, his voice full of scorn and hatred.
Naruto
"Did you see how much fun it was to blow up that wall? That is how I feel when I destroy something, too."
"Yes I do, and it is fun, but I can't allow you to do anything destructive. That's why you were put in my body."
"Fine! I'll try find something less destructive and more productive."
"Good. Now let's go home."
Inside G's cage
G had started a pace around the cage trying to think of anything that could replace his habit of nation wide destruction. As he made his tenth lap, an idea stuck him. He would just take over the whelp's body while he was asleep.
"Genius!"
Later that night
Naruto had just sat done in bed and gone to sleep when his body shot up with a sudden jerk. Slowly he walked to middle of the forest and changed into his G form. He raised his head until he looking at the stars, but then he snapped it back down.
"Time for some fun." A cackle soundly followed.
He quickly turned around and fired a blast taking most of the trees out in a fiery blaze. His tail slammed into a nearby rock turning it into gravel. Most of the animals in the forest were quickly leaving and heading to safer places. Unfortunately one of the paths that the animals were taking was caught in the crossfire and was burned away. G just let out a manacle laugh at this. And for the rest of the night most of the forest was burned to the ground. Creatures lay around dead or dying.
Later that morning
Naruto awoke with start, to find that he was not in his apartment rather the forest floor. Then he noticed the scorch marks on trees all around him. One thought came to his mind.
"G, what did you do last night."
"Nothing, why?"
"Well for one I'm in the middle of a forest and it's basically burned to the ground. Care to explain?"
"Okay! I took control of your body when you were asleep and some fun in the forest. Is that what you wanted to hear?"
"Good, now if you do that again, I'm going to stop renting your movies."
"You fiend!"
"Oh I'm the fiend? You burned an entire forest to the ground!"
"So? I did this for fun, not because I had bad intentions."
"Let's just forget this happened, go home, and have a nice thanksgiving dinner okay."
"Sounds good to me."
At Naruto's home
On Naruto's table sat a golden brown turkey, some pie, green beans, cranberry sauce, and some stuffing for the turkey. It was a holiday feast in his eyes. He sat down at the table, put a napkin on his lap, had prayer, and began to chow down on the turkey. A little while later, nothing remained on the table.
"What kind of turkey was that?"
"Are you familiar with the Turducken?"
"No, not really. What is it?"
"It's a turkey, duck, and chicken combined."
"Cool, is that what you ate?."
"No, although impressive I decided to make my own variety."
"What a possum shoved in a polecat."
"No, I started out with a humming bird."
"A what?!"
"Shoved that into a sparrow, put that in a Dutch hen, then a chicken, then a duck, then a turkey, and then an even bigger turkey."
"Two turkeys?"
"Hey it's Thanksgiving. Put those in a eagle, then an albatross, then an EMU, then an Ostrich, then a leopard, then a pterodactyl, and finally stuff it in a Boeing 747.
"Awesome, but I'm surprised that you didn't die of over eating."
"Yeah, I was too."
"What was that leopard for?
"Presentation."
"Oh."
"Now shut it so I can get some sleep. I have to rest for the finals tomorrow."
The next day
"Hello everybody! And welcome to finals of the chunin exam. Our fighters, who made it to this round, are Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke, Kankuro, and Master chief?" The Hokage shouted.
However, only the first four walked out. Master chief was nowhere in sight. Every one was looking all round, until a loud in the middle of stadium grabbed their attention. It turned he was on top of the stadium and had jumped down. A small crater was beneath his feet. He slowly and calmly walked next to Naruto.
"Okay then. The first to fight are going to be who?" The board lit up and the names chosen were Master chief and Kankuro.
Kankuro was nervous, who wouldn't be? He had never seen this man fight, so he had no idea of what kind of power he possessed. As they faced each other, Chuck started to laugh outwardly.
"Man I feel sorry for you kid. I hope you had a good life. Now fight!"
Before Kankuro could take out one his puppets, Master Chief had punched his face. Kankuro staggered back as he tried to regain his footing, but MC had kicked his feet out from under him. As Kankuro lay on the ground, he saw Master Chief loom over him. Kankuro tried to roll to the side, but was stopped by a brutal kick to the stomach. Kankuro's breath immediately left his lungs, but could not be refilled as the leg was still on his stomach. Master Chief's foot kicked him in the face this time. Kankuro looked into Master chief's unemotional visor, as if asking for mercy, but none was given to him. With one last kick to the chest, Kankuro went into an unconscious state.
"Winner, Master Chief!"
The some of the crowd let out a cheer, while some others handed the money they lost in the bets. Then medics went on the field and brought him to his siblings.
"Hey when is he going to wake up?" Temari kicked his head lightly.
"A couple of days at the most."
"Why he's just sleeping, isn't he?"
The medic fell over in laughter for awhile and then straightened himself.
"Well he is sleeping, in sense. To be more specific, he's in a coma."
Temari looked at Kankuro, then the medic, and then Kankuro again, before she yelled, "YES!"
"Whatever." The medic just walked off.
"Now! Let's see who next the fighters are?"
The board light up, again, went over the remaining names, and landed on Sasuke and Gaara.
Chuck just looked at them and said, " Kill."
Sasuke started off by throwing three kunai followed by katon jutsu; however, Gaara's sand just threw them to the side. Sasuke ran up to him and was about to punch him when the sand slammed into his feet, knocking him off balance.
The sand then wrapped around his foot and threw him against the wall. Then he was thrown against the opposite wall. The sand lifted him off the ground and went ten feet into the air, before dropping him onto the concrete below. Sasuke quickly got up and tried to land a hit on him, but all was blocked by the sand. Gaara's sand suddenly flared and then fell to ground. Sasuke looked at Gaara, but he just gave shrug. At the corner of the stadium a lump began to move through the sand, slowly it circled them. Then it went under.
Sasuke and Gaara looked around nervously, wondering where it was. Then Gaara was thrown into the air by the predator of the ground, a graboid. Sasuke took a few steps back, but all he did was grab its attention. That is when Gaara landed behind the graboid. This took the graboid's attention away from Sasuke and unfortunately turned it towards Gaara.
It opened its mouth and the famous snake like tongues shoot out; However, Gaara did a kawarimi no jutsu and replaced himself with Sasuke. They grabbed his arms, legs, and pulled him underground. Gaara just stood there, his mind working furiously to comprehend what happened. Suddenly Sasuke was spit out of the ground and hit the wall. Hard. Chuck looked at the unconscious Sasuke and the confused Gaara.
"Winner by knock out, Gaara!" He yelled.
Again, the crowd roared in satisfaction.
"The next fight of day is Naruto vs. Master Chief!"
Naruto looked at the man with the beetle like carapace armor. The blank and emotionless visor showing nothing of the man inside. At the center of the ring, he gave a simple nod of the head towards Naruto. They both looked at Chuck who was reading The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers.
"Huh, what? Oh, Fight!"
Naruto had raised his arms in defense, but Master Chief punched through it and got him in the face, sending him across the arena. Naruto groggily got up, but quickly rolled to the side as a foot landed where his head was. A small crater was in its place. Naruto gave a kick to Mc's stomach and a conjoined punch to the back. While Master Chief was down, Naruto grabbed him by the chest and threw him to the ground.