Two chapter's in one day! Praise me, for I am generous!

10:13

"Interview Two starting now." I stated. I sipped my coffee as Kenrai started reading 'Cucco Watchers Monthly.'

"Come in." In came Link, clad in the finest armour I'd ever seen. He closed the door quietly, tip-toeing about the room (that music from cartoons when some one creeps about plays in the background.) He hid behind a plant, then behind a minder I hired after Kenrai nearly choked on a piece of cheddar cheese before he finally sat on the chair, his armour rustling quietly.

"Erm… why are you doing and wearing that?" I asked. Kenrai didn't even look up from 'Cucco Watchers Monthly.' Link looked warily around the room before stating:

"It was the Cucco's…. they forced me to this extreme." I made an effort not to laugh.

"OK. So anyways-" I began but Link interrupted me, putting his index finger to his lips.

"Shhhhh." Silently he crept to the plant-pot, Megaton Hammer at the ready. Sure enough, there was a Cucco behind it. Bringing the Megaton Hammer down quickly, he trumpeted:

"ROFL! I OWNED J00 SCUM!" A surprised squawk and a puff of feathers flew into the air. I stared, trying not to laugh and not to be sick. Link walked to the table and sat down.

"Ok then, Mr Biden why-" I was interrupted again, this time by Kenrai.

"O MY G O D ZEE! IT'S LINK! CAN I HAVE J00R HAT!" A smack with the Master Sword was the answer. Kenrai rose from the floor.

"He touched me with the Master Sword!" was all he could say before fainting. I sighed.

"Mr Biden. Why do you want a part in Back from The Cucc- I mean… Dead? Hmmmyes…." I said. Link scratched his head.

"Well I decided to take a break from the gaming world to take a acting job." Kenrai got up and sat on his seat.

"What would-" I was interrupted for the third time during ten minutes. I was getting rather irritated now. Link rose from the seat and walked over to the minder before looking at his back. A zip extended from his head to his mid-section. He unzipped it.

"What you doing? Don't-" the skin of the minder fell away to reveal a Cucco on stilts speaking into a voice changer. The Cucco farted before the voice-changer said:

"Shit." A squawk followed. Kenrai raised his magazine to show me a picture of the world's largest Cucco when the Cucco Link had smashed with the Megaton Hammer went flying through the magazine, going so fast that around the gaping hole little flames started.

"NUUUUU! I'VE BEEN PWNAZORD!" Yelled Kenrai. I laughed loudly as Link sat down.

"As I was saying- if you were to get a part what would you want?" Link stared at his Megaton Hammer before saying:

"AN ULTRA HAMMER!" I smiled.

"That we could do. Is that it?" Link nodded. I immediately signed him up. After he signed the contract he grabbed his Longshot before hooking the window and jumping away.

"NEXT!" I yelled as Kenrai stared at his magazine in despair.

I dedicate this to Kenrai. 'Nuff said.