Finally back to work on this with egging on by Croc. But enough. Here's the third interview!

11 am

"Interview three starting now," I said, hoping that the next candidate was at least sane. Kenrai was busy looking at a copy of NOM, staring at Twilight Princess, wanting to so badly play it, to revel in its kick-ass graphics… I quickly got the prospect of getting that mouth-watering game. Steeling myself, I yelled:

"Come in." The door opened and closed, but no-body entered. Puzzled, I go up and walked to the ajar door. All I saw was eager game characters the world over sitting on chairs or fighting each other to get closer. Suddenly the sound of faint laughter filled my ears, one that sounded eerily familiar. A thought struck me, and I ran and tackled Kenrai, knocking him of his seat and sending his copy of NOM flying through the air.

"Hey, what the-!" But he was cut of by a great crash and the trademark evil laugh of-

"Master Hand!" I yelled. Kenrai looked in despair at the NOM, which was buried under a pile of rubble.

"Maaaggg…." I sighed. I'd been doing that a lot recently.

"Maaaaaaaggg…" Kenrai's face turned crimson, then he grabbed a Home-Run bat before growling:

"RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" He leapt at Master Hand, who was still doing a cheesy evil laugh, but I pulled him back in mid-air, resulting him being a bit choked. He struggled, so I took out some chloroform. At once he fell silent. I looked at Master Hand, who was still laughing. I groaned.

"That was hardly appropriate, Master Hand. Destroying my roof." At once the great glove stopped laughing and mumbled:

"Sorry." Examining the damage, I nearly wept. The entire roof had been destroyed. I growled:

"This is coming out your pay if you get a part." I then ahemed! before starting the Interview.

"Why do you wan a part in BFTD?" I said, sitting down before reaching for a Danish. Master Hand then stated, in a remarkably Ian Mc Kellen-like voice:

"I need to increase my profile, Dear Deity. I've featured in three games. Need I say anymore?" The voice must have woke Kenrai, for he sat up saying:

"What happened? How did-" He was cut of by the chloroform again, and his head banged of the floor. Master Hand laughed yet again, prompting him being hit by the Danish. He stopped. I asked quickly:

"What do you want from me if I gave you a part?" Master Hand hummed for a while. He would have scratched his chin if he had one.

"To be in Brawl!" He exclaimed suddenly, making me topple back in surprise. I got up while saying:

"Well I call j00 back if you get a part. Bye!" Master Hand did his usual cheesy laugh before flying out the left wall, destroying it in the process. I sighed again as Kenrai woke.

"We need a new studio. And I need a new career."

There j00 go Croc and Kenrai. Nuff said.