Since I want Croc to contuinue CJ's Mistake I'm workin' on The Interviews. Ok?
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"OK. After repairing the roof and checking Kenrai into a clinic with chloroforbia The Interviews will now commence... again." I repeated as I had the past... three times. It amazed me that, in two hours and forty-two minutes I have got only three inteviews done. But now, I was already comtemplating on how to get ready for the insanity about to riot. Steeling myself, me and my new, busty (lol:P)assistant named Lyn, called:
"Enter! And grovel!" A caucasion man with black hair and an unfeasibly large chin entered the room. He had a red top decorated with palm trees and blue jeans, as well as a pair of brown shoes. He pulled the chair away from the desk and sat down.
"Oowh riiiight. I need a job now Family Guy's finished. Giggety!" He said, looking around the room with a cheesy smile.
"Hey Quagmire! I wondered when the first non-Nintendo character would come here." I said aloud. Quagmire's eye fell upon Lyn, who was smiling sweetly. He seemed to be observing, instead of her face, her bre-
"Erm...hello?" I asked, bringing Quagmire back to reality. His face was a bit of a scowl but nothing more. I asked:
"What do you want if I did give you a part in Back from the Dead?" Quagmire thought about that for a moment, before saying:
"Well, I'd just want a few birds to keep compony. Giggety Giggety goo!" I nodded, assuming it was budgies he wanted. At that moment the comment I had dreaded was said, surprisingly, by Lyn:
" I need to go to the toilet. Here's some pepper spray incase the evil monkey attacks you again." She pulled out a can from between her... bodice. I stared at the closet fearfully, watching the evil monkey bare it's teeth and point at me evilly. She got up and walked out the open door. Quarmire stared at her ass as she walked away.
"Excuse me but... I need to get something from the uhh...car. Giggety Giggety Goo!" He ran out the door, but I was suspicious, so I followed him. He actually followed Lyn to the bathroom. He entered a bit after her. Any self-respecting person would not enter, so I decided to stake out.
I the bathroom, Lyn was in a cubicle. She went into the toilet. Once the cubicle door was firmly locked she heard another person enter. As she was taking down her skirt she heard a noise about her that sounded like a muffled 'Giggety'. She shrugged and was about to do it when another muffled 'Giggety' came from above.
She shrugged again and was about to when this time a shout came:
"Oh for Pete's sake just take it off, j00 n00b!" Lyn looked up and screamed. She saw Quagmire suspended above her. She quickly pulled up her skirt and ran, Quagmire following her. Lyn fled the bathroom, a demented 'Giggety' coming from behind her.
"M3h." I shrugged. "B3tt3r h3r than me!" Suddenly Titan Hand(tm) flew across the hallway. "Oh no..." I said, turning around, attempting to run away, But Titan Hand boom picked me up and, with many screams from you'rs truly, flung me across the room, still screaming like a bitch. I smahed Quagmire, smacking him on his already enormous chin. He flew out an open window. Car horns blared, followed by an explosion and a scream. After that I stood up, staggering. Lyn had already left. I called, holding my throbbing head:
"Interviews supended until... I get an aspirin." And with that, I fainted.
There ye go, Croc, Kenrai.