Why did I have to be the star of this… oh wait because I'm the author of Back From the Dead. ;p. But jeez. Look what happened when I interviewed Goku!

4:21 am

Damn that bastard Quagmire, I said to myself. Along with him and Titan Hand I had been left with concussion for 3 hours. Kenrai had gone to buy a new copy of NOM, and I was stuck to interview the next misfit. Steeling myself, and grabbing a capsule of nerve pills, I grimaced:

"Come in, whoever you are." The door opened, and a man about 25 years old came in, wielding a tray of meat pies in one hand and yet more pies piled into a small tower in his other. He had black hair, black boots and orange tunic. Seating his pies on either side of his chair, he sat down with a expression of happy idiocy on his face. Wondering if this one would be insane, I asked:

"Ok, tell me your name, why ye want a part in Back From The Dead and what do you want from me?" Wanting to get this over and done with so I could play Twilight Princess.

"I'm Goku, and I come from the Planet Saiyan!" An awkward silence ensued, before I started to laugh. I laughed until my sides began to split. Goku looked at me quizzically.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh nothing." I said, struggling to hold in my laughter. "So alien, why do you want a part in BFTD?" Goku gave a smile before saying:

"Well, I fancy a change of scenery. I also need a break away from that bighead Veggie and my sons Goten and Gohan."

Jesus F. Christ, that was quick, I thought to myself. Adopting a formal tone, I asked:

"Well, if ye need a change of scenery, why not go to the Bahamas'?" Goku's face went slightly less welcoming.

"Ok, I need the money to feed my kids." He pulled out two largely pixeled pictures of two young boys. One had black hair and a purple all-body tunic, the other a young looking Goku.

"No, that second one looks a low-quality picture of yourself." Goku smiled.

"So do I get the part?" I thought for a moment. Finally I ended up saying:

"If I say yes, are you going to ask for pies?" Goku's grin grew wider.

"YES!!"

"Then I'll call ye back and…. Well, I'll tell you if ye have a part." Goku suddenly became engulfed in a yellow aura, rose from his chair by way of floating, and burst from the room, crashed through the roof, sending debris flying everywhere.

"I-" I began, choking on the dust. "I gotta get an insanity test."

HIYEE! There j00 go Croc.