Me: Hope this is still good because I kind of ran out of ideas at the end.
Marge: It was all just a TV show?
Homer: Yeah (Cries) they hurt my feelings.
Marge: Don't worry we can figure out other ways to get that money.
At the Nuclear Power Plant we hear the crow caw and see Mr. Burns sitting at his desk when Smithers walks in.
Smithers: Sir there are some religious people here to see you.
Mr.Burns Groans
Smithers: Should I just dump toxic waste on them right away?
Mr. Burns: No send them in.
Rev. Lovejoy and Flanders walk in
Flanders: Mr. Burns we know your not a religious man but we are desperate and need money.
Rev. Lovejoy: If you have a heart you will see that it is the best thing to do is to give 5000 dollars.
Burns: You haven't heard the news, my heart hasn't worked in years. Besides 5000 dollars who do you think I am some kind of billionaire?
Flanders: We'll give you 24 hours to think about it.
Burns: Yeah right I know the answer now. You are dismissed. (he accidently hit the loudspeaker when he said this and every employee heard that and left thinking they could stop working) (Mr. Burns sees this) Oooh idiots.
Homer comes home from work at noon.
Marge: Homer what are you doing here all ready.
Homer: Mr. Burns dismissed us early I guess today was a half day. I can't believe i didn't have that on my calender.
He looks at his calender which has go to Moe's on every day.
Marge: Why did he let you out of work early?
Homer: I dunno teacher convention.
Marge: MMMMM.
Bart is sitting at school thinking about how he can get back at Jayson before he strikes again. He overhears Jayson talking to a friend.
Jayson: Your going to go to the bathroom in public. I think its disgusting going to the bathroom in public and my image would be ruined if i ever did.
Bart thinks
He goes to the springfield library for once and reads up a medical science and finds the perfect solution. He starts to laugh evilly.
Man: Are you done reading that book?
Bart: Sure why do you need it?
Man: I have very brittle bones. (he grabs the book but hears a bone crack) Thats the third time today. (he then notices that his arm is broken) Thats something new.
Bart goes to a pharmacy to get a laxative. The Clerk says he can't sell a laxative to a 10 year old kid but suddenly he hears a low rumble and Bart says it was his stomach he hasn't gone to the bathroom in days.
Clerk: Ok take it just wait till you get home because the last time somebody took it they didn't listen to me. It took us weeks to reopen the pharmacy.
Bart walks around school confident and runs into Milhouse. Milhouse starts talking about how cool Jayson is but Bart tells him he slipped something into Jayson's milk this morning. Bart shows Milhouse a laxative.
Jayson is running through the halls until Bart shows him the nearest bathroom which happens to be the girls bathroom. Jayson has to go so bad he doesn't even notice. After Jayson has relieved himself he walks out of the bathroom and a bunch of kids stand there and start to laugh.
Bart: All right.
Nelson: HAHA.
Its Sunday morning at the Simpsons and Marge wakes Homer and Bart up earlier than normal.
Bart: Mom why so early?
Marge: Because were going to Shelbyville church from now on until they get the money.
Bart: But there still having their outdoor services aren't they?
Marge: The weather is too unpredictable. Now lets go.
Bart: Can't we just skip church?
Homer: Yeah God would understand our situation.
They get into the car and drive towards shelbyville but have to drive through a bad neighborhood where they hear gunshots and screams. Then they drive down a badly kept up road. Then they finally get to Shelbyville Church and are relieved but then see the sign moved to the other side of the city. They have to drive through another bad neighborhood that looks similar to Springfield's bad neighborhood. They finally get to the church.
Homer: At least we won't have Flanders here.
Suddenly a man who looks a lot like Flanders walks up to Homer.
Man: Well Hi-diddily-i strangerino. My name is Ted Sanders. These are my two sons Don and Jon.
Don and Jon: Hi-diddly-i new memberinos.
Ted: Hope you don't mind but we pretty much are a religous family.
Homer: AHHHH.
Ted: Come on we'll save you seats by us.
Homer: AHHHH.
At school Jayson is sitting by himself on a bench. Bart walks up to him.
Bart: Hope there are no hard feelings between us. Now that i got you back maybe we can be friends. (He puts his hand out to shake)
Jayson: Since my image has been tarnished i feel the only way to regain it is to become friends with you.
Bart: How about it?
Jayson: Friends.
Bart: Friends. (Jayson goes to shake it but Bart pulls his hand away) Just kidding. Now Milhouse.
Milhouse throws water balloons at Jayson. Jayson gets really mad and has enough and starts fighting Bart and they roll around the school yard. They both roll into a tree with a bee hive on it and it falls on them and they get attacked by the bees.
Principal Skinner walks into the detention room.
Skinner: Its obvious that this school is not big enough for the two of you. Which one of you started the fight. (Both Bart and Jayson point to each other) I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but there was only one witness. (Milhouse comes in) Ok Milhouse who started the fight.
Milhouse can't say because he became friends with both of them.
Milhouse: I did.
Everybody looks shocked
Skinner: This is unexpected now we have a real mess here.
Jayson: Principal Skinner my Mom teaches at Shelbyville Elementery. She wants me to go there.
Skinner: Fine you can go there and as for you two (looks at Bart and Milhouse) Report to detention.
Bart and Milhouse are writing on the chalkboard.
Bart: Thanks for not telling on me.
Milhouse: No problem Bart were friends for life.
Bart: After were done here you want to egg Jayson's house.
Milhouse: Sounds like a deal.
On Sunday morning the Simpsons get up early to go to Shelbyville church but when they drive by their church they notice construction.
Marge: Rev. Lovejoy what happened.
Rev. Lovejoy: It was a miracle but we found some money buried in the rubble that the previous Reverand kept for emergencies.
Homer: Flanders I'm glad to see you.
Flanders: Well I'm gl-diddily-ad to see you too.
Homer: I actually found somebody worse than you.
Flanders: I guess that is nice to know.
Homer: (Murmurs to Bart) Don't worry we'll be finding a new church next Sunday.
Flanders: Why don't you sit next to my family.
Homer: I don't want to bother your family.
Flanders: You wouldn't bother us.
Later during the service Rev. Lovejoy is doing his sermon and Homer is snoring and drooling on Flanders. He then goes to cuddle up with Flanders thinking hes Marge. He then drools in the offering bucket.
Flanders: Go sit somewhere else, Homer.
The End.