Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, although I do have Kiba locked in my closet…

All's Fair in Love and Snowball Fights

Everyone sat in a circle as Sakura spun the bottle. She blew on the bottle slightly as it slowed down in front of Shino, knocking toward Sasuke. Sasuke turned towards Naruto.

"I really don't feel comfortable kissing your girlfriend, but if that's the rule, then…" Sasuke lied, smirking.

Naruto glared him. "No, it's okay…" The lying bastard… Naruto thought.

He watched, horrified, as Sakura and Sasuke made out.

That was ten seconds too long… Naruto thought sadly.

"All right, my turn to spin, I guess." Sasuke spun the bottle and it landed on Temari.

Temari winced. She looked at Shikamaru, who was busy glaring at Sasuke. She muttered something under her breath and stood up.

Sasuke smirked at Shikamaru (he's an Uchiha, he likes to piss people off) who looked down at the ground.

Sasuke connected lips with Temari and Shikamaru counted in his head.

"All right, Uchiha that's ten seconds!" Shikamaru growled.

Temari frowned. "Pervert! He tried to French Kiss me!" Temari cried wiping her lips. "I oughta smack you, Uchiha."

Shikamaru was clinging onto clumps of snow, but he put them down and patted them into place.

Temari spun and she got Kiba. Hanabi winced as they kissed.

Kiba shot a begging glance at Shikamaru who rolled his eyes and nodded slightly.

Kiba spun the bottle. It spun about half a circle longer than what it should have spun. When it finally stopped, it landed on Hinata.

"Hm, I-I, K-Kiba-k-kun?" Hinata stammered, dazed.

Kiba blushed. He stood up and Hinata felt her legs taking her towards the center of the circle.

She saw Kiba's face coming toward her and the next thing she knew she gasped in surprise as Kiba's lips captured her own… She had expected him to stall. Kiba's tongue went into her mouth and she had no idea what to do. She felt heat coming from Kiba's face, and from hers to. Kiba's tongue was roaming her mouth, and he prodded her to follow him. She slipped her tongue into his mouth, half driven by curiosity, half desire, and half fear. Kiba clutched her to him gently. She had a falling sensation in her stomach so she tightened her grip on Kiba's hands because she was afraid she was going to fall. She realized that they were probably kissing for more than ten seconds now.

"Guys!" TenTen yelled from somewhere distant.

Hinata let go of Kiba and she fell back for real. Hinata was blushing madly, but poor Kiba was probably blushing twice as hard.

Hinata looked up. Most of the people there were sitting with their mouths open and their eyes wide. Kiba gave 0Hinata a hand getting up and went back to his place.

Hinata followed her footsteps back to her seat, forgetting all about the dumb bottle.

"H-Hinata? Mmmm, you gotta, uh, spin the bottle," Someone reminded her.

"Oh, okay," Hinata breathed. She spun the bottle and someone came up to kiss her… She was too dazed to figure out who, all she knew was that it wasn't even close to the same kiss she had just received from and given to Kiba. Just like a book she had read, 'only science would put them in the same family.'

She sat down and realized what had happened. Second, she put her lips up to Sabaku no Gaara's, who was currently giving the bottle to Lee and asking if anyone had a problem with it. No one did. But first, before that, she had kissed someone. Kiba? Yes, that's right. And it felt… good. Huh? Hinata gaped, realizing what had just happened.

The bottle stopped on TenTen, who practically jumped up, and Lee, blushing, walked cautiously toward TenTen.

She had just had her first kiss, and it happened to be a French Kiss with Kiba. Wow. What had happened? Why did she just kiss Kiba? Oh, the same reason Lee was kissing TenTen, spin the bottle. And why had she enjoyed it? Oh, right, because she had a crush on Kiba, just like Hanabi said.

It had been twelve or thirteen seconds, and Lee and TenTen stopped.

TenTen spun the bottle and it landed on Neji. He cheated, Hinata distantly registered. There was a bump in the ground by him near the neck of the bottle, which he deliberately stepped on to flatten. He had used Juuken and patted the ground, calculating properly and making the bump near the edge of the bottle.

Anyway, yes she had a crush on Kiba. Wait, no, she didn't. She couldn't have a crush on Kiba. Kiba was her teammate, not her boyfriend.

Hinata sat there like a dumb cluck for a few minutes. When Chouji, sitting next to her, who had just come back from kissing… Ino, apparently, nudged her.

"Hey, Hinata," he said, "Are you, um… okay?"

Hinata nodded. Ino had spun the bottle with a grim expression and her face, but she turned it into a bright smile when the bottle stopped at Shikamaru.

Shikamaru lay there for a minute with his eyes half open; he was watching the clouds.

"Shikamaru!" Naruto yelled from next to him.

"What?!" Shikamaru a0sked.

"Go!"

"Tch. What a drag," Shikamaru moaned, hoisting himself up on his shoulders.

His eyes got a little bit wider (by this sentence, I mean he opened them at a normal person's, uh, eye opening length…) and he turned to Naruto. "Pass?"

"Nope! Go!"

Shikamaru looked at the hyperactive blonde. "Are you kidding?"

Naruto shook his head. "Nope!"

Shikamaru stood up. "Chikushou," he muttered.

He slowly walked to Ino. When he went in to kiss her, a snowball went whizzing by.

"Hey!" Ino shouted.

"What are you doing you wench?!" Temari screeched.

"Tch! I'm playing the game!" Ino said as she pulled Shikamaru toward her.

SHIKAMARU FLASHBACK

"Mommy, I don't wanna go to Charlie Mozzarella's!" Shikamaru whined as he was being dragged by an older woman, AKA his mother. (Charlie Mozzarella's is my Chuck E Cheese's)

"Why not, Shikamaru-chan? Your friend will be there! Isn't it the lovely Inuzuka boy's sister's birthday?"

"That lovely Inuzuka boy? Friend? Who put these ideas into your head woman!?" Shikamaru asked.

"Shikamaru, stop that, I'm your mother!"

"I'm not his friend, mother, I stopped him from a eating a poisonous caterpillar. He thought it was a hairy, wiggly piece of spaghetti," Shikamaru said.

"I saw you laughing with him!"

"Nu-uh, I was laughing at him," Shikamaru suggested.

"Well that's a mean thing for my little five year old boy to be doing!"

"Mommy, I don't wanna go, his older sister's friend's younger sisters try to kiss me!" Shikamaru whined.

"Oh, well isn't that cute. Mrs. Inuzuka, her name is Tsume, promised to give you a ride home. Be a good boy, Shikamaru-chan!"

Shikamaru stood at the door. "Why don't you come in with me? It's a well known fact that misery loves company! I can't believe that woman would bring one of her own to the guillotine. Like an executioner ready to hang me."

"Hi, Shikamaru!" Kiba said running.

"Um…"

" Come in, but you gotta run, the girls are already here!" Kiba said. "Hurry! You know, the six year olds from last week? Run!"

Shikamaru saw the girls that Kiba was talking about. "Gaaaah!" Shikamaru yelled as one jumped on top of him.

"No, no, no, no, leave me alone! No, no, no, aaaaah!" Shikamaru cried.

END SHIKAMARU FLASHBACK

Hahahahaha! I know what happens next and you don't! Bleh! XD Just kidding. But seriously, review or the next chapter won't come up .I hope you liked this one. Personally, I liked the fluff between Kiba and Hinata. Just tell me what you liked! Good night! It's 1:11 now, and I'm talking a.m.!