Ch. 2 Naruto V.S. The Animated Objects!

Discalimer : I do Not own Naruto

"GOD DAMN IT NARUTO!" Naruto yelled. Gaara ask in confusion "Naruto why are you talking badly about yourself, and why are you talking to the School wall?" Naruto turned around and said "Whoops my bad." He then turns to the tree next to him, and yelled "Why are you talking to me tree!? This is none of your business!"

Garra sighed, slowly putting his panda mask in his gourd. "Another day panda mask, just one day we'll escape without getting suspended, like always…"

Garra taunted the retarded blonde ninja by pretending to be the tree and saying, "Hey I am not a normal tree…I am a…er…. Magical tree!

The dumb ninja thought carefully "So, if you are a magical tree…where's your umbrella?

And your orange turtle?" The Sandman Thought "This kid is dumber than I thought."

"Hey Naruto, I got a proposition for you." Said the mysterious sand ninja.

Naruto asked" What ya say tree?"

Whack! Garra slammed his hand upside of his head. "No you dumbass, It's me Garra!

"I see your playing mind games with me magical tree!" The Orange ninja exclaimed.

"Naruto" Garra said impatiently "look behind you."

Naruto turned, and yelled "holy crap, a talking blueberry bush!"

Garra put two of his cold hands down on Naruto shoulders so he wouldn't get passed him.

"Hey! Let go, I need to give that blueberry tree a piece of my piss!" the blond headed ninja exclaimed.

The sand ninja asked in confusion, "What?!? dont you mean mind?"

"No, sheesh don't you know anything?!" Garra Exclaimed

"Naruto, where'd yea go!?"

The Sand ninja began searching for his idiotic friend in distress.

"God damn it Naruto!" as Garra picked up Naruto with his cool 'sand hand' by the blueberry bush.

"WAIT!" yelled Naruto" I am NOT DONE WITH YOU BLUEBERRY BUSH!"

"I'll come to get you at night…" The blond headed ninja said all sly like.

Mean while…..

"Ku ku ku ku ku" Laughed a middle aged man who was currently doing as he called it: "research" at the women's bathhouses.

"Take it off" he silently whispered. "Take it off……Take it off……Take it off…..Take it off…..Take it off…Take it off take it off TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!" He suddenly yelled. Sadly for the white haired pervert this alerted the women he was currently "studying". Which then cause them to blush, then scream, and then go on rampage! So what did the mysterious pervert do? He did what he always did at a time like this. He quickly pulled out a pikachu mask out of nowhere! Then the transformers music came on "TRANSFORMERS ROBOT IN DISGUISE!" as he proceeded to put it on in a slow dramatic manner as the camera continued to spin around him and the background turned into a blur of blue and white. Suddenly everything was back to normal except there was an old man, on all fours, wearing a pikachu mask while yelling out "I am Batman hear me roar! Cakoo Cakooooo!"

Will NARUTO get his revenge on the blue berry bush!

Will Gaara Tell Naruto he was the Magical Tree?

Will Sakura find real friends.

AND WHO IS THIS MISTERIOUS PERVERT?!?

FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 3!