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Naruto V.S THE BLUE BERRY BUSH

Disclaimer: I don't not Own Naruto

"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BATMAN!" Naruto whispered under his breath after watching the 24th season of batman he bought at a pawn shop. The blonde ninja slowly creped into the backyard of the Ninja Academy. The orange ninja looked up to see the sign: NINJA ACADEMY BACKYARD; blueberry bush is around the corner.. " I've got you now you stupid blueberry bush!"

Naruto ran around the corner to spot…THE BLUEBERRY BUSH! There was an dramatic silence in the air, just like those old western cartoons. The orange clad ninja stopped repeating the batman theme song and eyed the blueberry bush.

"We meet again Blueberry Bush..." The blonde ninja said dramatically. There was no response from the blueberry bush. "Not talkin, eh?…" he said. "He's trying to be a wise guy…eh" he thought. Still no response…..

Quickly Naruto spotted another Blueberry bush to the side left of the original bush. " I see you brought your gang…" Naruto observed.

"It's going to take a lot of bushes to defeat me you stupid blueberry bush!" he exclaimed with pride in his voice. "Ha, that dumb blueberry bush, it doesn't stand a chance! With my super intelligence, and speed like a blinded turtle…I'll surely "own" him" The ninja thought.

But then the blonde ninja felt a bristle behind his back. He quickly spun around to see… Another BLUEBERRY BUSH! Naruto eyes fell in shock to see what he saw, the pride of his stance fell, his hands began to sweat." I Can't DEFEAT THREE BLUEBERRY BUSHES!"

The ninja thought as he silently panicked.

"I never knew how clever you blueberries bushes were." Naruto said to the 'leader' blueberry bush. Still no response from any of blueberry bushes.

'I must think fast!' Naruto impatiently thought, 'aww man, I am never good at doing that…"

"Alright, that's how you like to play it, out numbering 3 to 1. You blueberries sicken

ME!" I can't believe I got myself into this mess! I was better off unclogging my toilet." The blue eyed boy thought himself.

The blueberries began to seem to get closer and closer to him. The Demon Container's sweat began to runoff his scared cheeks." OH NO!"" They have sensed my fear, NOW WHAT!?" He thought. Quickly Naruto grabbed a twig and began to move it back and forth in a fast motion.

"Back Off, back off I say!" He yelled. He began to swing it into the bushes. SNAP! The twig suddenly broke, hanging on to the handle that the blonde ninja was holding.

"AHH! I MUST FLEE TO MY BAT HOLE!" The orange ninja yelled!

He then sprung through the gap between the 'leader' and the other blueberry bushes, passed the Academy and to his Bat hole he called a home.

"This wont be the last time we meet again Blueberry BUSH!" The ninja yelled while running to his Bat hole.

WILL NARUTO BEAT THE BLUEBERRY BUSH!

WILL NARUTO UNCLOGG HIS TOILET BEFORE HE HAS TO TAKE A DUMP!

AND WHERES SAKURA!

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