Haha, you just have to read it all, believe me it is hilarious.
What NOT to do with your new Camera Recorder:
Kakashi stared at the videotape sitting innocently in his hands, couldn't do any harm right?
Gulping, lewd thoughts entered his mind as to what could be on the tape-seriously what could be on it?
Looking around him, he quickly stood up and walked over to the VHS and popped the video in, silently hoping that it wasn't what he thought it was, and silently hoping that it was.
Looking around once more for his two students, he pressed the play button on the remote. Sitting back, his eyes went wide at what he saw.
"Mm, Sasu-Kun." That was definitely Sakura's voice.
"C'mon, just move your hand, mm yea just like that." Sasuke?
"What is that stuff on the top? Am I doing it right?" oh jeez.
"Shh, just keep mm, keep doing that yea your mm, mm" what the hell?
"Can I lick it? Please!" Sak?
"I don't know, you might not like the taste," what!
"How would you know what it tasted like?"
"Cause I do this a lot." He WHAT!?
"Well, I am gonna taste it anyway, lets just have a quickie"
By now, Kakashi's eyes err- eye was wide.
"Mmm, Sak."
"Are you sure that your-umm- will it fit?"
"Of course, I do this all of the time, I have even done it with Hinata." WHAT?
"If you say so, OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?"
"Hey, you didn't let it go in properly. Let me guess, this is your first time?"
"Well, how did you know?"
"I thought so, I have been doing this for a long time."
"How long? Mm, oh Sasuke."
"Ever since I was eight mm,"
"If we keep doing this, there wont be anything for Naruto."
"Mm"
"Sasu!"
"So…soft."
"Hey!"
BING!
"Finally, I thought that it would take forever."
"Actually, you did go for your first time, it took Neji 3 times before he got it right."
"Mmm, Oh Sasuke."
"Hey, don't over do yourself."
"But..so..Good!"
"I know, baking muffins is pretty fun."
"You are going to be my personal chef."
"Mm, that sounds good."
"Mm, is that tape on?"
"Shit, I thought I forgot something."
BEEP
Kakashi just sat there, his eye staring at the TV as he tried to digest everything.
Sasuke teaches cooking?
Oh dear lord the world is gonna end.
"What the hell are you doing Kakashi?" oh shit.
He turned around, and quickly mumbled something before running out of the Uchiha mansion leaving a confused Sakura and annoyed Sasuke.
"You don't think he saw one of the tapes?"
Sasuke looked at her before walking towards his cabinet and looking at his homemade videos.
"Just the cooking one."
"Which one?"
Sasuke smirked and said, "The K+ rated one Sakura, and I keep all of our X-rated ones in my bedroom."
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HA! Baking muffins! Maybe you should re-read that if you don't get it, and if you still don't get it, then I will not explain it.
Haha, please review. Also, they are 19-20ish in this ficlet.