"Yo!" Welcome the Goddess Jeshi.

"'Yo'." Repeated Zelda. "How many goddess say, 'Yo'?"

"All, it's the 'talk'." The Goddess mumbled, and then continued on as the camera zoomed in on her face. "So we're finally doing the three contests: Long jump, um… 40 meter dash, and… Uh…"

"You forget them." Roy stated.

"No! I just… temporarily had a memory loss of the plan because it was delayed… Eh; finally, Swimming With Sharks!" The Goddess Jeshi continued. "So, shall we start with the long jump? You can double jump, use tools, special powers, extra." Peach grinned. She had a good plan for the double jump.

"So, let's begin with… Uh… Mario!"

Mario nodded and went up to the starting point. He jogged in place, getting ready.

"Start whenever you're ready."

Again, Mario nodded and then he ran and jumped; then double-jumped again in midair, then made a fist and soar a little higher like a superhero would. Frankly, Mario went up pretty high… But he didn't go very far.

"… 6 feet." Stated the Goddess, seeming disappointed in Mario. "Of all the Mushroom Kingdom games I've bought… Er… Well, I always knew Lugi was the jumper. Lugi, you're up!"

Lugi, like Mario, nodded and ran up to the square. He looked at it a bit, then jumped up about ten feet in the air, and came soaring down at a three foot distance.

"Mam-ah-me-a…" Mumbled Mario, shaking his head.

"… Next, Dr. Mario!" Dr. Mario came running up, and didn't even stop for the square. He jumped, double jumped, and fist-jumped, just like Mario. Expect he kept going, and got a distances of ten.

The Goddess smiled. "Current Winner: Dr. Mario with Ten. Next, go Bowser!"

Bowser shook his head as he walked slowly up, each step making loud thumps… So Jumping wasn't his thing, maybe? … It wasn't.

"Four feet…" The Goddess Jeshi didn't look upset at this, so he had met her expectations. "Finishing for the Mushroom Kingdom Clan, you're up… Princess Peach!"

Peach smiled and quickly hovered over to the starting box. She landed to refuel her floating power, and then went up again. Then Peach quickly soared over the box. A few seconds later, her ability was wearing off. Peach took out her umbrella and floated down to an amazing score of 17 feet.

"Nice work, Peach. Next we'll do… Yoshi!" Yoshi excitedly ran up to the box, then he stepped on air and climbed up about 15 feet. What comes up must come down, at a total distance of ten feet. "Not bad…" The Goddess Jeshi said, marking it on her clipboard. "Next we'll do… Zelda Tribe!"

Link rolled his eyes at the names the Goddess Jeshi was giving. Then Young Link was called up. He jumped, double jumped, and use the Deku leaf to float down. (The Deku leaf is a giant leaf Y. Link uses as a parachute.) He got a good 17 feet, which made him happy.

It went as follows. Link scored a 16 and a fractured arm; he used the hook shot, and fractured him arm on impact. Zelda, who did this as Sheik, got a 13.

"All right! We have a tie of Peachy and Kid Link." The Goddess announced. Peach and Young Link didn't look happy at what she called them, but they were still happy they won.

"Now, for the 20 meter dash!"

"… You said it was 40 meters early, and –"

"Sush! Now it's 20 meters! So it's a race from that palm tree," The Goddess pointed to a palm tree with a monkey that was throwing down coconuts, "To that giant rock!" The Goddess Jeshi pointed to a rock with an arm chair on it. "I'll welcome the winners on it." The Goddess added, seeing the weird looks at the arm chair.

"So, line up at the palm tree…" Everyone went by it, trying to keep away from the coconuts. "and BEGIN!" At the word of "Begin", the monkey began to throw bombs!

"Talk about a rough start!" Fox mumbled, riding the explosion of the bomb blowing.

The race was pretty short and simple… The Goddess had just sat down on her arm chair (:P) when the winner arrived. It was… Yes, indeed… Pikachu.

Everyone else seemed upset by it, but Pichu was as happy as a button (how happy are buttons, anyway?) to see it's cousin win.

"Next is swimming with sharks! Of course, you don't really swim with the sharks… You swim 3 laps in the water, with one shark in there to add some gusto." Said the Goddess Jeshi.

"But I've moved this to the end of the whole set of contests, because I want the most people alive for the other tests!" The Goddess continued, happily. Everyone else seemed purely shocked she would say that.

"Sooooo… That means to you, see you next time!"

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