The rain… I can't see… I'm deaf, lost in the white sound of sloshing waters. The hard drops pound against my back. I have been standing here, arched, for what seems like forever. I no longer care about me. I just want… I just want… To get the contests going and finally get the next chapter up!!
"Hello and welcome to – finally! – another chapter of More than just Battles. We're currently waiting for the contestants to show up for the next set of contests…" A few drops of thick, muddy rain crashed against the Goddess' face, barely missing her eyes. "Ugh! Who knew it rained where it was so tropical?! I wanted a sunny Hawaii to hold these exotic contests on!!"
Heaving a deep breath of annoyance, the Goddess continued, the camera focusing on the soaking palm trees. "This is wrong! W-R-O-N-G!! WRONG!" The rain washed out most traces of the actual words she was saying, but the tone gave more than a hint of the meaning.
"Fine! I shall go… And find the victims-I mean stupid contestants!" The Goddess stormed off, heading to the magical transportation circle that was strangely there exactly when you needed it. But instead of praising the power of fan fiction, the Goddess complained about the 'people not showing up!!' and 'they promised they would!!' and 'I'm so going to skin them alive!' and 'Maybe I should up the rating for a little more violence!!' and…
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The jazz music played and the beat was more than catchy. Fox was dancing carelessly, with a fine woman named Foxy. The two had been talking all night, enjoying the party together-SLAM.
"ALL RIGHT, wise guy! You can't outfox me!" Thunderous footsteps that made it seem like a Goddess really was anger banged and crashed onto the wood floors. The poor party host was probably hoping their insurance covered dented floors by mad Goddesses. But back to me, I mean the point… The Goddess was mad, and she had found Fox.
"Err-excuse me a minute, Foxy…" Fox tried to casually slip away. Foxy didn't look to happy, even though she was a kind, forgiving soul.
"Why are you here?" Whispered Fox to the Goddesses, whom, if you had not guessed, was here.
"Because you weren't there!" She shot back through also gritted teeth. She meant he wasn't there – there meaning he wasn't where she was, where she was being where he was supposed to be, which was where he promised to be, which was…
Fox made a face, "We had to be there this week?" He said.
"Duh!" The Goddesses almost growled back, shaking with furry, wrath and classic anger.
"Pichu said we didn't have to –" Fox began, but the Goddess cut him off, "- and Pichu is gonna pay!"
As the Goddess dragged away Fox, who was yelling his apologizes to Foxy, she began to think more and more…
How can something so cute as Pichu do something so evil as make the show late?
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