"Welcome back to More Than Just Battles!" The Goddess winked at the camera, which was giving her a close-up. "As always, I start off welcoming you and then the camera zooms in on me or something… I really need to get new materiel for openings." She muttered to herself. "And you know? I stopped saying, 'Goddess Jeshi' and started to refer to myself as 'The Goddess'. Did anyone noticed that? I didn't up until now…….."

"She sure talks a lot, huh?" Roy muttered.

"You talk a lot too!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi complained, flinging her arms, "You talk the most!"

"I wonder why…" Roy rolled his eyes openly, since the Goddess/Goddess Jeshi was only seeing his back.

The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi scoffed, "I could just give Marth your lines. Everyone seems to like him more, anyway." She strolled up to Marth, who was taller than her, and jabbed at him with her finger. "I don't see why." She grumbled, muttering something about 'Marth not being hot' and 'Roy is cuter' and…. (Yes, this is based of something in real life, an actually situation where my friends think Marth is hot! Gasp! He's an ugly doofus, for crying out loud!)

"Can we just get on with it?" Captain Falcon suggested, annoyed.

"Whoa, Cpt. Falco!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi gasped, "That's, like, your first line for this whole thing! Which brings me to the point… Narration mode, please, so I can end these stupid and limited quotes…"

It has come to my attention that I have been majorly leaving out some characters and using others lots. For example, I tend to use Roy more than Samus.

"Samus who?" Yeah, I know. Sorry.

I shall try to get the characters more into my spoof/fanfic/contest-thing-ma-bobber-plopper-itsy-bitsy-yellow-polka-dot-bikini (haven't you heard that song?).

Like Samus, Captain Falcon, Mewotwo, Jigglypuff, Mr. Game and Watch, and a few others…. And then, I shall just try to get down on other characters and give characters that are semi-left out a bigger role.

Unless, of course, someone objects.

(dun dun dun daaa!)

"All right!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi cheered, "Now that the boring stuff is done, onto---"

Not done.

"I-it isn't?" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi whimpered.

Nope.

"B-but I don't wanna just stand around here and listen to you narrate, whoever you are!" She issued her pathiec complaint.

Think of them.

Whatever that thing was, it motioned (somehow) to the characters forgotten… Like Yoshi, etc. The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi flinched, "Ummm… Lesson learned?" She tried, feeling not the least bit guilty but still just wanting her stardom back (of course, no one has to know that…).

It wasn't to teach you a lesson.

But very well.

You can do this next part.

"Yay!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi jumped for joy—

You haven't been very funny lately.

"but—"

Work on it.

"I'm trying—"

Not hard enough.

"I'll—"

Just… Be funnier.

"I promise—"

Be funnier for the award ceremonies and the other stuff!

The Goddess ran over, grabbed Ness, brought him back, and pressed his "up arrow" button (the taunt button).

"Okay." He nodded at the screen, agreeing for the Goddess. After his service was done, the Goddess/Goddess Jeshi promptly threw him behind her and beamed. "All right, onto the award stuff!"

"Yaay." The group cheered heartless.

Man, I just can't be funny!! GAAAHHH!!

(Not like I ever was… Sweat drop for me!)

"First award goes to… Kirby! It's the…" (pause for drum roll and clapping)

Everyone begins to clap, Kirby fills up with air and soars up in glee—

"—Sexy Award!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi finished announcing.

--All of the clapping stopped, and Kriby popped and fell to the ground, seemingly dead.

"…Wow, the first contestant to leave. But what a cruel way to go…" Mewtwo remarked, oddly enough (ha! I used him!).

"Agreed." Samus (see?! I can do it!) nodded, both of them just staring down at the corpse (?).

Suddenly, Kriby flew up again, glowing with light. It's theme song began to play as it celebrated in the lone skies…

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy, too…"

And then everyone dies and happy – err rather – horrible, painful, ear-burning death and all go to well I can't say because of the kiddies out there. Muahwua.

--After A Short Detour to the Hospital—

"Now then…" Marth coughed.

"continuing…" Fox didn't make eye contact with Kriby. It (gender..? he?) was still beaming.

"Yes, continuing." The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi agreed. "The next award goes to…"

(This time the drum roll is here, not later!)

"Fox!"

(Everyone cheers, and Fox looks have asleep. Suddenly, he is abruptly waken up by the noise. He starts cussing and threatening to shoot him if they don't shut up and let him rest… Then he finds it's his award and mumbles some apologies and goes up to get it……)

How come that was in (these things)? And who am I, anyway? Am I just the centered narration voice or something? Jeez…

"For…"

(Another drumroll?)

"Being Absent! Technically, everyone of those darned things that take part in the contests were absent that day, but heck, Fox gets it! He was the first one found, too." The Goddess heaves a groan, "I still never found out who did it."

There is coughing heard from the crowd, and the Goddess/Goddess Jeshi could make out the word 'Ganon' in it, but she didn't know anyone named 'Ganon'. It reminded her of Ganondorf, but it had to be a different person. She ignored it, just waiting until she could get her sweet revenge… Someday. But it would still come! She--- okay, returning to the story before I go crazy…

"And another award going to Dramaya M. Murasaki—" The Goddess pauses for clapping, but none comes. After a few minutes, the "too sexy" Kriby began to clap. The Goddess did a bow, and continued, "For being the best reader out there! It's sort of a pen name update thing. I love all of you readers!" The Goddess/Goddess Jeshi began to blow air kisses to the camera, but abrupt sneezes, coughs, and choking sounds snapped her back to the award ceremony.

"Well, anyway. If I could, I would mention all of you beloved readers in this. Thanks to you all! You're what keeps me going. And I'm afraid I better end this now, 'cause it's one screwed up chapter and we need to start fresh!"

The Happy Ever After!

As credits roll, Kriby gives us a unwanted encore… Run for your lives or the sexy Kirby will get you! How about heading for the "Review" button?

A/N: Uh… Crazy chapter? I beseech your forgiveness? Did I even use that word right?