The camera was at such an angle so that all you could see was Himizu's face. She grinned at it.
"Wow, that last chapter was fun. Ryouko and I still haven't resolved our disagreement about the pheasant…"
The camera angle widened to show Himizu being held back by Kurama, Koenma, and Mitari, while Hiei, Jin, and Chuu were holding back Ryouko.
"Come on ya pansy!!!" Ryouko yelled, trying to break free.
"Bring it on!" Himizu yelled back, also trying her best to break free.
"-.- Why is it always up to me?" asked Saru. Then she whacked them both on the heads with mallets.
"Stop with the goddamn mallets already!!!" Ryouko yelled.
"Holy hell woman!!! Are you trying to break our skulls?!" added Himizu.
"Okay… they've graduated from mallets…" Saru then pulled out clubs with spikes.
"Oh hell…" groaned the other two girls. They broke free and ran like mad.
"Bwa ha ha ha ha ha h…" Saru laughed, when BAM! She fell over unconscious.
Ryouko and Himizu stood over her brandishing mallets. "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" They high-fived each other, then looked at Saru's unconscious form. "MEDIC!!!"
Some random demons ran in, put Saru on a stretcher, and ran back out.
"Okay, scene four! Places everyone! Action!" Himizu yelled.
Random Narrator Dude: King Koenma and his trusty servant George went riding through the forest in hopes of finding knights to join them at Camelot. As they ride, they hear the sounds of combat nearby.
George: I hear the sounds of combat nearby.
King Koenma: Shut up!
(Black Knight Bui and Green Knight Karasu fighting)
Black Knight Bui: Aaaagh!
Green Knight Karasu: Aaaaaah!
(Black Knight Bui kills Green Knight Karasu)
Black Knight Bui: Ho! Never liked you anyways, bastard.
(King Koenma and George approach)
King Koenma: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
Black Knight Bui: …
King Koenma: I am Koenma, King of the Britons.
Black Knight Bui: …
King Koenma: I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
Black Knight Bui: …
King Koenma: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
Black Knight Bui: …
King Koenma: You make me sad. So be it. Come, George.
Black Knight Bui: None shall pass.
(Aside:
Himizu: Alleluia. He speaks.
Saru: For a minute there, I thought he'd forgotten his lines.
(Himizu and Saru crack up)
Ryouko: You two are mean.
Himizu and Saru: No more than you.
Ryouko: True.)
King Koenma: What?
Black Knight Bui: None shall pass.
King Koenma: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight Bui: Then you shall die.
King Koenma: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight Bui: I move for no man.
King Koenma: So be it!
(They fight, Koenma chops Black Knight Bui's left arm off)
King Koenma: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight Bui: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Koenma: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight Bui: No, it isn't.
King Koenma: Well, what's that, then?
Black Knight Bui: I've had worse.
King Koenma: You liar!
Black Knight Bui: Come on, you pansy!
(They continue to fight, Koenma chops Bui's right arm off)
King Koenma: Victory is mine! (He kneels) We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mer—
Black Knight Bui: Hah! (Kicks Koenma) Come on, then.
King Koenma: What?
Black Knight Bui: Have at you! (Kicks Koenma again)
King Koenma: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight Bui: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Koenma: -.-# Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight Bui: Yes, I have.
King Koenma: Look!
Black Knight Bui: Just a flesh wound. (Kicks Koenma yet again)
King Koenma: Look, stop that.
Black Knight Bui: Chicken! (Kicks Koenma yet again) Chickennn!
King Koenma: Look, I'll have your leg.
(Black Knight Bui kicks Koenma again…)
(King Koenma chops Black Knight Bui's right leg off)
Black Knight Bui: Right. I'll do you for that!
King Koenma: You'll what?
Black Knight Bui: Come here!
King Koenma: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight Bui: I'm invincible!
King Koenma: You're a loony.
Black Knight Bui: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
(King Koenma chops Black Knight Bui's last leg off)
Black Knight Bui: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Koenma: Come George.
Black Knight Bui: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Himizu nodded, pleased with the latest stretch of filming, extra pleased that Karasu had been killed, even if it wasn't for real. "Good job guys! Okay, witch scene! Villagers, get out here! CHUU!!! What is that?!"
Chuu hid a bottle of sake behind his back. "What's what?"
"-.- You're drinking again!" Himizu exclaimed.
"…" Chuu could think of nothing to say.
"-.-# You have two seconds to improve my mood," Himizu growled.
"Um… I love you?" Chuu said finally.
"O.O HOLY HELL!!!" Himizu yelped, running to the other side of the studio, twitching madly.
"?.? Just kidding…?" Chuu said finally.
"Thank God!" Himizu walked over slowly and cautiously.
"…?" Chuu was completely confused. Ryouko and Saru were rolling on the floor laughing their heads off.
"-.- Baka onnas. Chuu, get out there and act and you better do a good job or so help me…" Himizu growled, making a violent gesture.
"Meep! Yes ma'am!" Chuu yelped.
"Good puppy. Places everyone!" Himizu yelled.
Random Narrator Dude: In the middle of a small village, a group of monks walk along chanting their… chant.
Random Demons Dressed as Monks: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. (Slap themselves on their heads with two by fours) Pie Iesu domine... (Bonk) ...dona eis requiem. (Bonk) Pie Iesu domine... (Bonk) ...dona eis requiem.
Crowd of Villagers: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
Random Demons Dressed as Monks: Pie Iesu domine... (Pass out from hitting themselves so many times)
Crowd of Villagers: (Runs in dragging Witch Botan who is wearing a witch hat and a very fake looking witch nose) A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
Villager Jin: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
Crowd of Villagers: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
Bedevere Yusuke: How do you know she is a witch?
Villager Touya: She looks like one.
Crowd of Villagers: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
Bedevere Yusuke: Bring her forward.
Witch Botan: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
Bedevere Yusuke: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
Witch Botan: They dressed me up like this.
Crowd of Villagers: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
Witch Botan: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Bedevere Yusuke: Well?
Villager Jin: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere Yusuke: The nose?
Villager Jin: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Villager Touya: Yeah!
Crowd of Villagers: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
Bedevere Yusuke: Did you dress her up like this?
Villager Jin: No!
Villagers Touya and Chuu: No. No.
Villager Touya: No.
Villager Jin: No.
Villagers Touya and Chuu: No.
Villager Jin: Yes.
Villager Touya: Yes.
Villager Jin: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
Villager Chuu: A bit.
Villagers Jin and Touya: A bit.
Villager Chuu: A bit.
Villager Jin: She has got a wart.
Bedevere Yusuke: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager Chuu: Well, she turned me into a newt.
Bedevere Yusuke: A newt?
Villager Chuu: I got better.
Villager Touya: Freeze her anyway!
Himizu: Burn!
Villager Touya: Burn her anyway!
Villager Jin: Burn!
Crowd of Villagers: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
Bedevere Yusuke: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Villager Jin: Are there?
Villager Touya: Ah?
Villager Jin: What are they?
Crowd of Villagers: Tell us! Tell us!
Bedevere Yusuke: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Villager Touya: Freeze!
Ryouko: Burn!
Villager Touya: Burn!
Villager Jin: Burn!
Crowd of Villagers: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!
Bedevere Yusuke: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager Jin: More witches!
Villager Chuu: Shh!
Villager Touya: Wood!
Bedevere Yusuke: So, why do witches burn?
(Silence)
Villager Chuu: Be...cause they're made of... wood?
Bedevere Yusuke: Good! Heh heh.
Crowd of Villagers: Oh, yeah. Oh.
Bedevere Yusuke: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Villager Jin: Build a bridge out of her.
Bedevere Yusuke: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villager Jin: Oh, yeah.
Crowd of Villagers: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Bedevere Yusuke: Does wood sink in water?
Villager Jin: No. No.
Villager Touya: No, it floats! It floats!
Villager Jin: Throw her into the pond!
Crowd of Villagers: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
Bedevere Yusuke: What also floats in water?
Villager Jin: Bread!
Villager Touya: Apples!
Villager Chuu: Uh, very small rocks!
Villager Jin: Cider!
Villager Touya: Uh, gra…gravy!
Villager Jin: Cherries!
Villager Touya: Mud!
Villager Chuu: Uh, churches! Churches!
Villager Touya: Lead! Lead!
King Koenma: A duck!
Crowd of Villagers: Oooh.
Bedevere Yusuke: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager Jin: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Bedevere Yusuke: And therefore?
Villager Touya: A witch!
Villager Jin: A witch!
Crowd of Villagers: A witch! A witch!
Villager Rinku: Here is a duck. Use this duck.
Duck: Quack? Quack quack quack?
Bedevere: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
Crowd of Villagers: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
Bedevere: Right. Remove the supports!
(Supports are removed, showing Witch Botan and the duck to weigh the same… o.O)
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch!
Duck: Quack?
Witch Botan: It's a fair cop.
Villager Chuu: Burn her!
Crowd of Villagers: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!
Bedevere Yusuke: Savages… (Turns to Koenma) Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
King Koenma: I am Koenma, King of the Britons.
Bedevere Yusuke: (Reads next line) I refuse to say my next line.
Himizu: Too bad. Say it. Now.
Bedevere Yusuke: Forget it.
Himizu: (Pulls out a bomb) I said now.
Bedevere Yusuke: O.O; Yes ma'am! (Reads line again) (Grits teeth) My liege…
King Koenma: (Smirks) And don't you forget it. Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table?
Bedevere Yusuke: (Still gritting teeth) My liege! I would be honored.
King Koenma: (Still smirking) What is your name?
Bedevere Yusuke: 'Bedevere Yusuke'…
Saru: Just say it Yusuke! Cripes…
Bedevere Yusuke: …My liege.
King Koenma: Then I dub you 'Sir Bedevere Yusuke, Knight of the Round Table'.
Bedevere Yusuke: Woohoo! I'm a knight!
King Koenma: And as your king, I command you to stop this unprofessional behavior at once!
"Oh, go screw Botan," Yusuke exclaimed, totally pissed off. The pair in question looked shocked.
"WTF MATE?!" cried the three authoresses.
"-.-# Yusuke…" growled Koenma.
"YUSUKE, WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU S.O.B.!!!!" Himizu screamed at him.
"You should talk! Look at the words you and your buddies are using," Yusuke snapped at her. He was making Himizu angry… not the smartest thing he could have done.
"Shut up, bastard!!! That's it!" She seized the script. "Now wash your mouth or you'll find yourself playing Koenma's servant!"
"Eh???" yelped Yusuke, suddenly alarmed.
"I like the idea," said Koenma with an evil smirk.
"I do too actually. Now… I believe Sir Bedevere owes a king and a witch an apology." She sent a death glare in the boy's direction. Yusuke mumbled incoherently. Himizu laughed evilly. "You just signed your death warrant young man." Yusuke looked terrified as he wondered what kind of torture she had dreamed up now.