Himizu was cackling like a maniac. "This is so much freaking fun!!! I could watch this all day!!!"
Ryouko nodded happily. "I haven't had so much fun since we brought all the Anime characters to the fifth dimension and tortured them!" (See Big-Screen TV's for that story)
Saru looked thrilled. "This even beats robbing old ladies with our knockout gas and lovely weapons!!"
Yusuke was chained to a rock slab while a drop of water is falling on his forehead (Chinese Water Torture!!!), and to make it worse, he was also lying on small rocks while hundreds of ladybugs crawled on him.
"You damned annoying baka bastards!!! I hate you!!! Let me go!!! Damn all three of you!!!" Yusuke yelled.
"Shut your trap, you Makai-damned bastard," snapped Himizu. "You brought this on yourself. Now, will you apologize? Or do I need to leave you there?"
"Go to hell, bitch!"
"-.-# Fine, be that way. Fetch the Yusuke clone! He can perform just as well as this Makai-damned bastard can."
"o.O You have a clone of me?" Yusuke yelped.
The three girls nodded. "You betcha!"
"We took a sample of your DNA that one time that you got smashed by a rock and got cut… we took a sample of your blood and made a clone," Ryouko said.
"Meanwhile, you lay there bleeding to death under a giant boulder, but that really didn't bother us too much," Saru added.
"I hate you!" Yusuke yelled.
"GOOD!!!" the three authoresses yelled at him.
Yusuke sighed. "Fine, I'll do it! I'm sorry!!! There! Now let me go!!!"
"Good puppy. Places everyone! Action!" Himizu exclaimed.
The Random Narrator Dude cleared his throat. "The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot Kurama the Brave, Sir Galahad Kuwabara the Pure, and Sir Robin Shishi Wakamaru the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot Kurama, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill, and the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."
Toddler Koenma sat in a suit of armor, whining. "I can't move. I wanna go eat my cupcakes! Let me out!!!"
The Random Narrator Dude suppressed a snicker. "Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table."
Random Narrator Dude: At last… they approached Camelot.
Bedevere Yusuke: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
King Koenma: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere Yusuke. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Bedevere Yusuke: Oh, certainly, sir.
Lancelot Kurama: Look, my liege!
(Trumpets begin to play and a badly drawn cardboard model of a castle appears)
King Koenma: Camelot!
Galahad Kuwabara: Camelot!
Lancelot Kurama: Camelot!
George: It's only a model.
King Koenma: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!
Random Narrator Dude: In the hall…
Random Knights: (Singing)
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
(Dancing outrageously)
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
(In the dungeon)
(Prisoner Jin claps wildly)
(Back in medieval hall)
Random Knights: (Tap-dancing and still singing)
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
Chuu: (Singing loudly and drunkenly) I have to push the pram a lot.
(Outside)
King Koenma: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Knights: Right. Right.
Random Narrator Dude: So King Koenma and his knights rode around with no purpose when suddenly they heard the songs of a choir of angels.
Demons Dressed as Angels: (Singing) Oh say can you see!
Saru: Shut up! (Whacks them with a mallet)
God Enma: Koenma! Koenma, King of the Britons!
King Koenma: Dad?! What are you doing here?!
God Enma: Why son, didn't you know? I love acting and always have! It was my dream to be a great actor, but I had to ascend to the throne of Spirit World. Ah, fate is a cruel trickster. T.T
King Koenma: O.o
Himizu: Back to the show, back to the show! Exchange sob stories later, act now!
Botan: O.o Does she have a death wish? Speaking to King Enma like that… it just isn't done!
Ryouko: You must remember that we are special.
Saru: Oh yes, very special. (See Big-Screen TV's to learn why)
God Enma: Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
King Koenma: Sorry.
(Thunder booms)
God Enma: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. (More thunder) What are you doing now?!
King Koenma: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
God Enma: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms… they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
King Koenma: Yes, Lord.
God Enma: Right! Koenma, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Koenma: Good idea, O Lord!
God Enma: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
Demons Dressed as Angels: (Singing) Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it Macaroni!
Ryouko: Tuneful singers they ain't.
Saru: Why did you hire THEM of all demons?
Himizu: Hey, the dumb work cheap and I need to save money.
God Enma: Koenma, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Koenma, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Koenma: the quest for the Holy Grail. (Thunder booms again)
Lancelot Kurama: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
Galahad Kuwabara: God be praised!
YYH Cast: O.o
Himizu: I know, that sounds just like Kuwabara, but that's actually his line.
YYH Cast: Oohhh…
Kuwabara: Huh?
Himizu, Ryouko, and Saru: Baka…
Random Narrator Dude: As the king and his knights galloped across England, they came across a castle.
King Koenma: Halt! (Calling out) Hallo! (Pause) Hallo!
French Guard Chuu: (In a really bad Australian/French accent) Allo! Who is eet?
King Koenma: It is King Koenma, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
French Guard Chuu: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
King Koenma: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Guard Chuu: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
King Koenma: What?
Galahad Kuwabara: He says they've already got one!
King Koenma: Are you sure he's got one?
French Guard Chuu: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (Whispering) I told him we already got one.
(Other Random French Guards chuckle)
King Koenma: Well, u…um, can we come up and have a look?
French Guard Chuu: Of course not! You are English types-a!
King Koenma: Well, what are you, then?
French Guard Chuu: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
Galahad Kuwabara: What are you doing in England?
French Guard Chuu: Mind your own business!
King Koenma: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
French Guard Chuu: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Koenma King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Galahad Kuwabara: What a strange person.
King Koenma: Now look here, my good man…
French Guard Chuu: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Galahad Kuwabara: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Guard Chuu: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
King Koenma: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
French Guard Chuu: (Whispering) Fetchez la vache.
Random French Guard: What?
French Guard Chuu: Fetchez la vache! The cow, stupid!
Cow: Moo!!!
King Koenma: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall…
(Twong!)
Cow: Moo!!! (Flies out of the castle and lands on Galahad Kuwabara)
King Koenma: Jesus Christ!
Other Knights: Christ!
King Koenma: Right! Charge!
Other Knights: Charge!
(Mayhem ensues, with various types of garbage being shot over by the French Guards)
(French Guards throw a monkey)
(French Guards throw a rubber duck)
(French Guards throw a dead fish)
(French Guards throw a rubber chicken)
(French Guards throw a rock)
French Guard Chuu: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
(French Guards throw a TV)
(French Guards throw a mango)
(French Guards throw an anteater)
(French Guards throw a water fountain)
(French Guards throw a tomato)
French Guard Chuu: And this one's for your dad!
King Koenma: Run away!
Other Knights: Run away!
French Guard Chuu: Thppppt!
(French Guards laugh like maniacs)
Lancelot Kurama: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
Himizu: Very good Kurama! Let your violent side take over!
King Koenma: No, no. No, no.
Bedevere Yusuke: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
(Random sounds are heard)
(Wind)
(Saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw)
(Clunk)
(Bang)
(Meow)
(Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak)
(Rrrr rrrr rrrr)
(Drilllll)
(Sawwwww)
(Clunk)
(Crash)
(Clang)
(Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...)
(Creak)
French Guards: (Whispering) C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
(Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...)
(A giant wooden rabbit appears! Think Trojan horse, only it's a rabbit)
(French Guards take rabbit into castle)
King Koenma: What happens now?
Bedevere Yusuke: Well, now, uh, Lancelot Kurama, Galahad Kuwabara, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
King Koenma: Who leaps out?
Bedevere Yusuke: U…u…uh, Lancelot Kurama, Galahad Kuwabara, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
King Koenma: Ohh.
Bedevere Yusuke: Oh. Um, l…look, i…i…if we built this large wooden badger…
(Twong)
(Wooden rabbit comes flying out)
King Koenma: Run away!
Other Knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(CRASH) (Wooden rabbit lands on Galahad Kuwabara)
Galahad Kuwabara: Owww…
French Guards: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...