A/N: The intro bit for this chapter is definitely situational, but I always put an intro in and there's not enough information if I take the situational stuff out to make a good intro and I don't really want to worry about writing a new one, so this'll be one of the few things in here that is situational. Hope you don't mind.
Himizu hopped joyfully into camera view. "Hi ya'll! I'm back again! And I'm leaving again! Tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for another week of camp. So you all be good children and wait patiently for my next update, and if my computer is in any way harmed, you guys are screwed because the only copy of this fic is there. So don't hurt it." She glared at readers who guiltily put away sharp objects and flamethrowers. "Better."
"Heh. Glad I don't have to deal with them," Ryouko smirked.
"Damn you Himizu. Always running off," Saru exclaimed.
"Oh, deal with it." Himizu said. "You still need to review!"
"True…" Saru said.
"FUGGLY-POO!!!" screamed Lunacat, tearing in and trying to grab Himizu's squirrel.
"LEAVE MY RISU SQUIRRELY-CHAN ALONE!!!" Himizu yelled. "I was gonna let you take care of her while I'm gone, but I'm not going to anymore."
"O.O No Fuggly-poo? T.T" Lunacat's eyes started tearing up.
"-.-() Did you have sugar already?" Himizu asked.
"Maybe…" Lunacat said, getting shifty eyes.
"-.-()()() Let's just begin," Himizu muttered.
Random Narrator Dude: Lancelot Kurama and his faithful servant, Concorde George, were wandering through the countryside looking for the Grail.
Lancelot Kurama: Well taken, Concorde George!
Concorde George: Thank you, sir! Most kind.
Lancelot Kurama: And again! Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one! Uuh! Come on, Concorde!
(Arrow hits Concorde George in the chest)
Concorde George: Message for you, sir. (Passes out)
Lancelot Kurama: Concorde George! Concorde George! Speak to me! 'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.' At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde George, you shall not have died in vain!
Concorde George: -.-; Uh, I'm…I'm not quite dead, sir.
Lancelot Kurama: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
Concorde George: -.-() I…I…I think I c…I could pull through, sir.
Lancelot Kurama: Oh, I see.
Concorde George: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir…
Lancelot Kurama: No, no, Concorde George! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (Sigh)
Concorde George: Idiom, sir?
Lancelot Kurama: Idiom!
Concorde George: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.
Lancelot Kurama: Farewell, Concorde George!
Concorde George: -.-()()() I'll, um…I'll just stay here, then. Shall I, sir? Yeah.
Random Narrator Dude: Inside the castle… (Sigh)
(Princess Lucky Yukina and other girls sit giggling)
Guest Hagari: 'Morning!
Random Demon Sentry 1: 'Morning.
Random Demon Sentry 2: Oooh.
Lancelot Kurama: Ha ha! Hiyya! (Kills sentries) Damn, I could get used to this…
(Lancelot Kurama rushes into the castle and kills many guests)
Lancelot Kurama: Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!
Aside:
Himizu: Ya know, I have a feeling I shouldn't have given him so much sugar in his coffee…
Ryouko and Saru: (Anime fall) No, ya think?!
On screen:
Guard Yusuke: Now, you're not allowed to enter the room… aaugh! (Is stabbed) Kurama's a psychopath!
Lancelot Kurama: O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot Kurama of Camelot. I have come to take y… Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Herbert Kuwabara: You got my note!
Lancelot Kurama: Uh, well, I…I got a…a note.
Herbert Kuwabara: You've come to rescue me!
Lancelot Kurama: Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't…
Herbert Kuwabara: I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
(Music plays)
Lancelot Kurama: Well, I…
Herbert Kuwabara: (Singing) ...there must be... someone...
Lord Koenma: Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
Herbert Kuwabara: I'm your son!
Lord Koenma: God forbid… I mean… No, not you.
Lancelot Kurama: Uh, I am Sir Lancelot Kurama, sir.
Herbert Kuwabara: He's come to rescue me, Father.
Lancelot Kurama: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
Lord Koenma: Did you kill all those guards?
Lancelot Kurama: -.-() Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
Lord Koenma: They cost fifty pounds each!
Lancelot Kurama: Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
Herbert Kuwabara: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot Kurama. I've got a rope all ready.
Lord Koenma: You killed eight wedding guests in all!
Lancelot Kurama: Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
Lord Koenma: I can understand that.
Herbert Kuwabara: Hurry, Sir Lancelot Kurama! Hurry! (Climbing down the rope)
Lord Koenma: Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
Lancelot Kurama: Well, I really didn't mean to...
Lord Koenma: Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
Lancelot Kurama: Oh, dear. Is he all right?
Lord Koenma: You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
Lancelot Kurama: Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see…
Lord Koenma: Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
Herbert Kuwabara: Hurry, Sir Lancelot Kurama! (Hanging from the rope)
Lancelot Kurama: Uh, I am a Knight of King Koenma, sir.
Lord Koenma: Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
Lancelot Kurama: Is it?
Herbert Kuwabara: Hurry! I'm ready! (Still hanging from the rope… Fool that he is)
Lord Koenma: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
Lancelot Kurama: Well, that…that's, uh, awfully nice of you...
Herbert Kuwabara: I am ready!
Lancelot Kurama: ...um, I mean to be so understanding. (Cutting the rope) Um...
Herbert Kuwabara: (Falling) Oooh!
Lancelot Kurama: ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
Lord Koenma: Oh, don't worry about that.
Herbert Kuwabara: (Falls) Oooh! (Hits the ground with a splat)
"Himizu… I'm going to kill you…" Kurama snarled.
"Could you wait until after this scene please? Pretty please?" Himizu gave Kurama her best puppy eyes.
"-.-# You're not that good at that…" he told her.
"-.- Well, screw you. After this scene, you can bring any grievances towards me that you have," Himizu snapped.
"-.-# Fine…" Kurama muttered, not very satisfied.
The Random Narrator Dude continued his… narrating. "In the large room, the center of Lancelot's bloodlust, we see a scene of carnage and tragedy."
Shots of people having a party. Tic marks appeared on Himizu's face and she glared at all of them.
"Heh heh heh…" the Cast laughed nervously.
Shots of people weeping and crying.
"Better," Himizu said.
Lord Koenma: Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big, uh, living room.
Guest Hagari: There he is!
Lord Koenma: Oh, bloody hell.
Lancelot Kurama: Ha ha ha! Hey! Ha ha! (Swinging sword like a maniac)
Lord Koenma: Hold it! Stop it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Please!
Lancelot Kurama: Sorry. Sorry. You see what I mean? I just get carried away. I'm really most awfully sorry. Sorry! Sorry, everyone.
Guest Hagari: He's killed the best man!
(Angry guests)
Lord Koenma: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Lancelot Kurama from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today.
Lancelot Kurama: Hello.
Guest Amanuma: He killed my auntie!
(Angry guests)
Lord Koenma: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert Kuwabara, has just fallen to his death.
Guests: Oh! Oh, no!
Lord Koenma: But I don't want to think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter!
(Guests clap)
Lord Koenma: For, since the tragic death of her father…
Guest Mitari: He's not quite dead!
Lord Koenma: Since the near fatal wounding of her father…
Guest Mitari: He's getting better!
Lord Koenma: For, since her own father, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.
Random demon playing Lucky Yukina's father: Uugh! (Is killed by Hagari)
Guest Mitari: (Blink blink) Oh, he's died!
Lord Koenma: And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally binding sense.
(Guests clap)
Lord Koenma: And I feel sure that the merger…er, the union between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Lancelot Kurama of Camelot…
Lancelot Kurama: O.O What?! (Thinking: Hiei will not be pleased…)
Guest Mitari: Look! The dead Prince!
Guests: Oooh! The dead Prince!
Concorde George: He's not quite dead.
Herbert Kuwabara: No, I feel much better.
Lord Koenma: You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep!
Herbert Kuwabara: No, I was saved at the last minute.
Lord Koenma: How?!
Herbert Kuwabara: Well, I'll tell you.
(Music plays)
Lord Koenma: Not like that! Not like that! No! Stop it!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell! He's going to tell!
Lord Koenma: Shut uuup!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell!
Lord Koenma: Shut up!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell!
Lord Koenma: Shut up!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell!
Lord Koenma: Not like that!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell!
Concorde George: (To Lancelot Kurama) Quickly, sir!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell!
Concorde George: Come this way!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell! He's going to tell!
Lancelot Kurama: (Staring at rope hanging from the ceiling that he's supposed to swing on) No! It's not right for my idiom!
Guests: (Singing) He's going to tell about his great escape...
Lancelot Kurama: I must escape more... (Sigh)
Guests: (Singing) Oh, he fell a long, long way...
Concorde George: Dramatically, sir?
Lancelot Kurama: Dramatically!
Guests: (Singing) But he's here with us today...
Lancelot Kurama: Heee! Hoa! (Crash!) Hoo!
Guests: (Singing) What a wonderful escape!
Lancelot Kurama: Excuse me. Could, uh… could somebody give me a push, please? (Hanging from the rope in the ceiling)
"CUT!!!" Himizu yelled.
"Finally!" Kurama exclaimed. He scrambled down and approached Himizu with murder in his eyes.
"O.O Meep. RUN AWAY!!!!" Himizu screamed, running away.
"Get back here, you freak!!!" Kurama yelled.
Himizu glared down as she clung to the rope on the ceiling that Kurama vacated. "Make me!"
"Fine!" He started climbing the rope.
"Stay away from me!" Himizu cried. "HELP!!! I'm gonna get killed!!!"
"Hey, Kurama, couldn't you wait until this is over?" Ryouko asked.
"No! I've had enough of this!" Kurama exclaimed.
"What's wrong anyways?" Saru asked.
"Well, Himizu knows, even if no one else has figured it out," Kurama growled.
"…" Ryouko and Saru looked at Himizu.
"-.-() Heh heh… It was unintentional!" she exclaimed.
"You have made me the subject of so many homosexuality jokes…" Kurama began.
"All a coincidence!" Himizu yelled.
"…you have made me a psychopathic murderous nutcase with no mind except for killing people…" Kurama continued.
"Admittedly, Youko might have been better at that part, although you did a good job," Himizu told him.
"…and you've abused me in general since I became a part of this cast!" he finished.
"Not true!" Himizu yelped indignantly.
"Then explain why I woke up tied and chained to the floor covered in bruises!" Kurama yelled at her.
"You can take that up with my lawyer, fox! It was a clear-cut case of self-defense!" she yelled at him.
"Bull crap! You provoked me by putting me into the part of this stupid character!" Kurama argued.
Himizu blew her hair out of her face in frustration. "Let me ask you something Kurama. Would you rather be a psychopathic nutcase who is accused of being gay, or would you rather play the roles that Kuwabara has been playing, the roles of a complete idiot and general baka?"
"…" said Kurama.
"Somebody get this fox to a psychiatrist!" Himizu hollered.
"Oh goody!" Ryouko exclaimed, grabbing Kurama and running off.
"This oughta be good…" Saru said.