All that can be seen of Himizu is her face in this shot. "To everyone who wrote recommending a psychiatrist, thank you, but I already had one picked out. I decided to use my psychiatrist, Ryouko. Yes, she is my psychiatrist. And, as we all know, I'm completely normal, so she does a really good job."
The camera pulls back to show Himizu riding on a unicycle and holding those stick things that spin plates on them. She is also wearing one on those hat things with the arrow going through your head and a shirt that says 'Never be normal!'
"She's one of my most successful cases," Ryouko said happily. Saru sweatdropped.
"Why me?" asked Kurama.
"Because you pissed me off, baka! Now take your medicine!" Himizu exclaimed.
"What medici…" Kurama was cut off by Ryouko grabbing him and forcing something down his throat.
"What did you just do?!?!" Saru yelped, picturing lawsuits and chasing away lawyers with flamethrowers.
"I forced my cure-all foolproof medicine down his throat, guaranteed to cure any of your troubles except for hyperness and super-happiness," Ryouko told her.
"Dare I ask what it is?" Saru asked.
"MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Himizu screamed, drinking a can of said drink herself.
"Himizu suffers from periodical depression, so I've ordered her to drink Mountain Dew whenever she's sad, and even when she's not. It helps to keep her from becoming depressed again," Ryouko explained.
"Tis true," Himizu said perkily.
"I'm doomed…" Kurama groaned.
"You are being saved!" Ryouko yelled, dragging Kurama over to a large beanbag chair and plopping him down as she perched in a comfortable chair and began to make notes on a clipboard.
"In the meantime, we're going to start this next scene," Himizu said.
Random Narrator Dude: King Koenma, Bedevere Yusuke, and George were still searching for their shrubbery for the Knights of Ni. King Koenma called out to an elderly lady by the side of the road.
King Koenma: (Calling to an old lady) Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?
Genkai: Mind your manners boy. Who sent you?
King Koenma: The Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
Genkai: Those bastards? I mean… Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
King Koenma: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... 'ni'.
Genkai: Agh! Do your worst! Insolent pups.
Kind Koenma: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily... ni!
Genkai: No! Never! No shrubberies!
King Koenma: Ni!
(Genkai looks sick)
Bedevere Yusuke: Nu!
King Koenma: No, no, no, no, i…
Bedevere Yusuke: Nu!
King Koenma: No, it's not that. It's 'ni'.
Bedevere Yusuke: Nu!
King Koenma: -.-# No, no. 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. No.
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma and Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma: That's it. That's it. You've got it.
King Koenma and Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
Genkai: Ohh!
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma: Ni!
Genkai: Agh!
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma: Ni!
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma: Ni!
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
Yanagisawa the Shrubber: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?
King Koenma: Erm... yes. -.-()
Yana the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
King Koenma: Did you say 'shrubberies'?
Yana the Shrubber: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Yana the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Bedevere Yusuke: Ni!
King Koenma: No! No, no, no! No!
"Remind me again why I decided to do this…" Genkai grumbled.
"Because we paid you?" Himizu asked.
"You didn't pay me!!!" Genkai exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, that's right. Heh heh…" Himizu grinned. Genkai glared.
"Now, Kurama, we are going to find the roots of those feelings of unnatural hatred towards Himizu," Ryouko told her patient.
"UNNATURAL FEELINGS OF HATRED?!?! THEY'RE PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED!!!!!" Kurama yelled at her.
"Denial… another side effect of hunger." She handed Kurama a Snickers Bar.
Random Narrator Dude: So King Koenma had his shrubbery and took it back to the Knights who say Ni… but a surprise awaited him there.
Himizu: NO MORE DRAMATIC TENSION!!!
Random Narrator Dude: O.O Meep. Sorry ma'am!
Himizu: That's better.
King Koenma: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly... but there is one small problem.
King Koenma: What is that?
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
Knight of Ni: Ni!
Other Knights of Ni: Shh!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv.
Knight of Ni: Ni!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Therefore, we must give you a test.
King Koenma: What is this test, O Knights of… knights who till recently said 'ni'?
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
(DUN DUN DUN)
King Koenma: Not another shrubbery!
Knight of Ni: Ni!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
(DUN DUN DUN)
Knights of Ni: A herring!
King Koenma: We shall do no such thing!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Oh, please!
King Koenma: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.
King Koenma: What word?
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
King Koenma: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: You said again!
King Koenma: What, 'is'?
Knights of Ni: Agh! No, not 'is'.
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.
Knights of Ni: No, not 'is'. Not 'is'.
Bedevere Yusuke: My liege, it's Sir Robin Shishi!
Shishi Fangirl: (Singing)
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
King Koenma: Sir Robin Shishi!
Robin Shishi: My liege! It's good to see you.
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Now he's said the word!
King Koenma: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?
Shishi Fangirl: He is sneaking away and buggering up--
Robin Shishi: Shut up! No, no. No. Far from it.
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: He said the word again!
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh!
Robin Shishi: I was looking for it.
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh!
Robin Shishi: Uh, here…here in this forest.
King Koenma: No, it is far from this place.
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...
King Koenma: Oh, stop it!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: ...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again!
King Koenma: George!
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Wait! I said it! I said it!
(Knights ride away)
Head Knight of Ni Mitari: Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
Knights of Ni: Aaaaugh!
"Any luck yet?" Himizu asked.
Ryouko shook her head. "Huh uh. He's a stubborn little jackass."
"No, no, not the anteaters!" Kurama cried, twitching violently.
"-.-()()() You're traumatizing him," Saru said.
"That's not my fault! If he'd just cooperated in the first place, I wouldn't have had to resort to drastic measures!" Ryouko yelped.
"Such as?" Saru asked.
Ryouko began ticking them off on her fingers. "Tickling him with a feather duster, forcing him to drink the hated Coca Cola, throwing anteaters at him…"
"Is that how he ended up like that? I knew Coke was deadly…" Himizu muttered, eyes narrowing as she thought about the hated drink.
"…" Saru was speechless.
"Good thing we don't need him for the next scene either," Ryouko said brightly.
The Random Narrator Dude shuffled his script. "And so, King Koenma and Bedevere Yusuke and Sir Robin Shishi set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty-four. Beyond the forest, they met Lancelot Kurama and Galahad Kuwabara, and there was much rejoicing."
Demons badly dressed as Koenma, Yusuke, Shishi, Kurama, and Kuwabara stand around waving three-inch flags lethargically. "Yay! Yay!" they said listlessly.
"In the frozen land of Reiki, they were forced to eat Robin Shishi's minstrels," the Random Narrator Dude continued.
"Get back! Eee!" shrieked the Shishi Fangirl, as she ran away covered in steak sauce. The demons chased her happily.
"And there was much rejoicing," Random Narrator Dude added.
"Yummy!" said the demons.
"Hallelujah!!!" cried Shishi.
"A year passed. Winter changed into Spring. Spring changed into Summer. Summer changed back into Winter and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn," the Random Narrator Dude continued.
"WTF?!?!?" said the three girls.
"That's what my script says," Random Narrator Dude told them.
"Monty Python. Craziest bastards to walk the earth. Lemme see your script." Himizu took the script from Himizu. As she flipped though it, her eyes widened in alarm. "What the heck?! It's covered in pink permanent marker! Again! AAAHHHHHH!!!! The pinkness!!! Run for your lives!!!" She ran off, screaming like the lunatic she is. The YYH Cast stared after her blankly. Ryouko and Saru sweatdropped.
"Okay…" said Random Narrator Dude.
"SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lunacat shrieked suddenly, running after Himizu's squirrel. The Cast did an Anime fall.
"No more asparagus… please, no more…" Kurama moaned.
"I think it's time to bring in the heavy artillery…" Ryouko said as she walked off.
"-.-()()() Please finish the scene, Random Narrator Dude…" Saru said with a sigh.
"So this continued… until one day…"