Yay! Drabble sixteen is finally here! Enjoy everyone! This one I just thought of! xD

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Drabble Sixteen – Night Clubs and Neon Kisses

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The vivacious lights blasted upon the thousands – or hundreds – of party Konohans in the central district night club. Hookers danced dirtily in up upon the hung cages – the strident techno, house like harmony sealed the outside noises indefinitely. Many of the Konohans were in their teen ages – sixteen to their twenties – as everyone ignored one another, dancing to their own rhythm, different from the tunes swaying in their minds.

Neji just groaned.

Tenten and Lee took note of this as the femme fatale spoke up loudly, "Neji, come on! Have some fun! Celebrate your vacation!"

The Hyuuga glared at her. She was referring to their jounin ANBU vacation that the Hokage permitted right away – having the knowledge that the snake man went retreating back for more ammo, not being back for a couple of months.

She glared back. "Now, now Neji," Tenten mocked. "You promised me that you would at least dance with me once before leaving!"

His glare was intense – being it that it was intensified more when being spoken upon. "I'm going."

Lee sprinted for his life towards the silver metal doorways quickly. "Neji-san! You made a youthful vow!" he shouted. "Do not break it or else Tenten will be forced to cry a thousand youthful tears!"

Neji winced. Tenten's eyes revealed lustful looks, pointing in a different direction. "You know, on second thought…" She menaced softly. "Sasuke-kun is looking pretty hot over there…"

Lee smiled goofily. "AH, TENTEN-CHAN! YOU ARE RIGHT! SASUKE-SAN'S ABILITY HAS CHANGED FROM OROCHIMARU!"

The Hyuuga boy's eyes averted from the doors, to Tenten's ravishing body. He felt globules of sweat forming on his temples accusingly.

Yes, he has noticed the girl many times, wondering too, how she has changed from being flat chested, to fully blown out. Her bust was amazingly perfect – not that he would know. Her slim arms – as well as her slim fingers – looked divine, ideal for a kunai's ring to wrap around them. Her long legs have astonishingly changed from a porcelain pale, to a creamy golden pale – bits darker than him.

Her auburn hair – and matching auburn eyes – showed complete simplicity, shine and softness. Her eyes – when needed to – became fierce, powerful and vengeful, but on occasions such as…this, one would say, they were immoral, carefree, loving and content.

Neji swallowed a small gulp and watched her move into the crowd noiselessly – but who would hear over the obnoxious music? – and he observed her dance with the girls: Sakura, Ino and Temari, while little Hinata was smiling, listening to Naruto's speech on how ramen is important, how it's healthy, and blah, blah, blahbity, blah.

Lee somehow made Neji enter the center of the night club – through vivid persuasions of youth and youthful speaking speed. (Neji's reaction: o.O)

Sasuke smirked. "Looks like the Hyuuga's girlfriend actually came through for us." He said as Neji and Lee took a seat at the bar, the bartender gaping at Neji. "We get to see him dance."

Neji filtered through a frown. "Tenten's not my girlfriend." He hissed. "Besides, Haruno might as well get over you."

The Uchiha returned the gaped look. "Looks like she's not." Sasuke referred to Sakura who at this point noticed his glaring aura and stopped dancing to wave.

Lee chuckled as Neji smirked. "She's calling over Hinata-sama." Neji stated in a know-it-all fashion. Sasuke sweatdropped and smirked at Tenten.

"Your teammate knows how to dress."

Oh no.

Damned hormones…Neji refused to glance at Tenten, which he knew what she was dressed in – preferably hot dance clothes of close to skin tight neon green tank top, and baggy, yet kawaii brood navy cargos, equipped with your just ever so average ninja sandals. Needless to say, she looked like a goddess, and danced like one too.

Looks can be deceiving, but her ANBU tattoo changed everything. She was a shinobi of mastery – skill, speed, ability, chakra, baki tags, katanas, kunai, and many, many more sharp objects were part of her life everyday, not to mention her everyday sparring sessions with a certain some Hyuuga. Certainly certain named Hyuuga Neji.

"What's wrong Hyuuga?" Sasuke's mimicking voice was shrilled through Neji's ears. "Think she's hot?"

Lee paused from his youth speech and stopped to look at Neji. He was very surprised that Neji didn't look taken back. Actually, he never was. "Neji-san! Do you think of such unyouthful thoughts in your lonely unyouth like mind?!"

Neji glared at Lee. "Erm…never mind…"

Back to Sasuke, Neji instructed. "She is my teammate, no more, no less."

Sasuke smirked his devil's smirk again. "That's been your excuse for the past five years." He snapped evilly. "What are you? Gay?"

The Hyuuga prodigy kept his glare. "I am not. Uchiha, if I was, I would have certainly gotten somebody by now, unlike you who can't get a date." Neji hissed and Sasuke frowned.

"Is that a threat?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

Neji chuckled. "Get this straight Uchiha. If Tenten was something more than a teammate, I would have gotten her way before you can get Haruno."

Sasuke smirked. "Alright then. Let's make it a deal. If you can kiss Tenten before I kiss Sakura, you'll-"

"Get you to do what I want." Neji finished and continued. "If you kiss Haruno before I kiss Tenten, you'll-"

Sasuke butt in. "Do what I want you to do. Deal?" He stuck out his hand.

Neji promptly shook it. "Deal." He said, got up, and made his way through the crowd. Sasuke followed.

He had no idea that Neji had already thought of a devious plan, a three point plan at it too: One, annoy Sasuke. Two, make a deal with him, involving Tenten, and three? Kiss her.

Wait.

What?

Maybe Neji's hormones overtook his prodigy mind. Kiss Tenten? Of all people! His teammate? Why?

Well, he knew that Tenten liked him for some time now. What? Five years or so?

Why not satisfy her? Oh, hell, he just wanted to know what those luscious lips tasted like, is all. Besides, what Neji wants, Neji always got. This is one thing he knew he had control over.

Though making their way past the large crowd of various fan girls, people and…er…fan boys, the two finally made their way to the exact middle of the electron dance floor.

He grabbed Tenten's shoulders roughly, the woman smiling. "Oh, ohayo – Neji?" she said dumbstruck. "What are you-"

She was stopped by his chaste, rough, delicious kiss. Sasuke stood agape. "Kuso! That was my plan Hyuuga!" The Uchiha fumed and Sakura smiled.

"Do you know how long Tenten was waiting for that kiss?" The pink haired girl asked and Sasuke glared at her. "Na-nani? Is there something on my-"

She was cut off with Sasuke's embrace – his kiss was the same as our Hyuuga's.

The two girls smirked in their kisses and slowly walked over to each other – still in their grip – and slapped each other a low five, signaling, "Got em!"

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Fin.

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Erm…okay, yea, this just popped off the top of my head, and yes it's rushed but I have to go to my Aunt's house right now, so I just typed it in a matter of what? Twenty minutes?

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