Himizu hopped out and screamed "Aaaaannnndddd we're back!" in the cheesiest possible announcer voice. Then she added, "Ryouko has successfully cured Kurama!!!"
The camera panned briefly to show Kurama reading a big heavy book on botany.
"How did she manage it, you may well ask!" Himizu continued. "Well, the secret was…!" Ryouko clamped her hand over Himizu's mouth.
"Shut up fool! No need to give all my secrets away to the world!"
"Secrets? What secrets?" asked Saru. "That's not…!" Ryouko clamped her other hand over Saru's mouth.
"-.-# Will you two shut up?! You're going to ruin my career!"
The YYH Cast traded confused looks. Then Kurama started going all fuzzy and began to fade out.
YYAGGH!!!" Ryouko cried. She ran to a hidden projector and started fiddling with it.
"?.? Kurama?" asked the YYH Cast, very concerned.
"WE TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T WORK!!!" Himizu and Saru yelled.
"No, shut up, all we have to do is wipe their memories and…" Ryouko was definitely frantic.
"And the memories of all the people who saw this…" Himizu muttered.
"What?" Ryouko exclaimed.
Himizu pointed to Lunacat, who was holding was camera. "Did you get all that?!" she asked her camera girl.
"You betcha!" she yelled. She ate some sugar. "Whee!!!"
"-.-() Just protect the film…" Himizu groaned.
"Gotcha!" they hyper camera girl exclaimed, eating more sugar.
"Damnit! My projector is broken and I can't display my holographic Kurama anymore!!! Curses…" Ryouko muttered.
"So where is Kurama really?" Saru asked.
"Locked in a room full of turnips. If that doesn't cure him, nothing will," Ryouko stated.
The YYH Cast, Himizu, and Saru did an Anime fall. "Right… Whatever…"
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! HAVE FAITH IN THE TURNIPS!!!" Ryouko cried.
The camera briefly showed Kurama locked in a room full of turnips crouched in a corner twitching and whimpering.
Random Narrator Dude: King Koenma and his knights came across the lands owned by the powerful enchanter…
(Shot of Hiei standing on a hill shooting random fire balls everywhere and blowing stuff up)
Hiei: This is fun…
Ryouko: Shut up and act!
Hiei: Slave driver.
(More shots of Hiei blowing stuff up)
Knights: Eh. Oh. See it? Oh. Oh.
King Koenma: Knights! Forward!
(More explosions)
King Koenma: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
Hiei the Enchanter: I... am an enchanter.
King Koenma: By what name are you known?
Hiei the Enchanter: There are some who call me... 'Hiei'.
King Koenma: Greetings, Hiei the Enchanter.
Hiei the Enchanter: Greetings, King Koenma!
King Koenma: You know my name?
Hiei the Enchanter: I do. (Blows up something else) You seek the Holy Grail!
King Koenma: That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Hiei.
Hiei the Enchanter: (Evil smirk) Quite. (Blows something else up)
Robin Shishi: Oh.
King Koenma: Yes, we're…we're looking for the Holy Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail.
Knights: Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm.
King Koenma: And so, we're…we're…we're looking for it.
Bedevere Yusuke: Yes, we are.
Galahad Kuwabara: Yeah.
Robin Shishi: We are. We are.
Bedevere Yusuke: We have been for some time.
Robin Shishi: Ages.
Bedevere Yusuke: Umhm.
King Koenma: Uh…uh, so, uh, anything that you could do to, uh…to help... would be... very... helpful.
Galahad Kuwabara: Look, can you tell us where…
(Hiei the Enchanter blows something else up rather viciously, silencing Galahad Kuwabara)
King Koenma: Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um…find a, uh…a, um…a, uh…
Hiei the Enchanter: A what...?
King Koenma: A g…a…a g…a g…a…a g…
Hiei the Enchanter: A grail?!
King Koenma: Yes. I think so.
Robin Shishi: Y…y…yes.
King Koenma: Yes.
Galahad Kuwabara: Yup.
Knights: That's it...
Hiei the Enchanter: Yes!
Robin Shishi: Oh.
King Koenma: Oh. Thank you.
Robin Shishi: Ahh.
Galahad Kuwabara: Oh. Fine.
King Koenma: Thank you.
Robin Shishi: Splendid.
Knights: Aah...
(Hiei the Enchanter blows up a bunch of other stuff)
King Koenma: Look, um, you're a busy man, uh…
Hiei the Enchanter: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.
Knights: Oh, thank you. Oh...
Hiei the Enchanter: To the north there lies a cave… the cave of Caerbannog… wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged... (Blows up something else) ...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.
King Koenma: Where could we find this cave, O Hiei?
Hiei the Enchanter: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
King Koenma: What an eccentric performance.
Hiei was pissed. "ECCENTRIC PERFORMANCE?! I'll show you, you pansy!!!" He tackled Koenma and started beating the shit out of him.
Himizu started laughing like the maniac she was. "GO HIEI!!! BEAT THAT PRINCE!!! DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saru smacked Himizu. "NO MORE COFFEE!!!"
Himizu smacked Saru. "I DON'T DRINK COFFEE!!!"
Saru smacked Himizu. "NO MORE MOUNTAIN DEW!!!"
Himizu smacked Saru. "THAT'S BETTER!!!"
Saru smacked Himizu. "THANK YOU!!!"
Himizu smacked Saru. "YOU'RE WELCOME!!!"
A tic mark appeared on Ryouko's head and she whacked both girls on the head with mallets. "KNOCK IT OFF BAKAS!!!"
Himizu shook her head dazedly, then grinned. "You'll notice that Kurama wasn't in this scene, mwa ha ha ha ha! But Ryouko has really cured him this time… Amazingly enough."
The camera panned to show Kurama reading a big heavy book on botany.
"I don't believe it," Saru said. She ran up with a giant mallet and bonked Kurama on the head.
"HOLY CRAP CHILD!!! THAT HURT!!!" Kurama yelled.
"Oops… Sorry Kurama-sama…" Saru bowed repeatedly as Kurama glared.
"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! I win!" Ryouko cackled.
"-.-() Okay then… Now that Kurama is back to normal… NEXT SCENE!!!" Himizu yelled.
Random Narrator Dude: King Koenma and his knights accompanied by Hiei the Enchanter soon reached the cave of Caerbannog. Their horses were nervous and pranced wildly.
Horses: (Just stand there blinking)
Everyone: …
Himizu: Stupid horses… Oh well… Continue…
Galahad Kuwabara: They're nervous, sire.
King Koenma: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dismount!
Hiei the Enchanter: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
King Koenma: Right! Keep me covered.
Galahad Kuwabara: What with?
King Koenma: W…just keep me covered.
Hiei the Enchanter: Too late!
(DUN DUN DUN!!!)
King Koenma: What?
Hiei the Enchanter: There he is!
King Koenma: Where?
Hiei the Enchanter: There!
(Eikichi (Kuwabara's cat) appears wearing little rabbit ears)
(Everyone stares at Himizu)
Himizu: What? You want I should have used Puu instead?
Everyone: …
Himizu: Thought not. Get back to work!
King Koenma: What, behind the… rabbit?
Hiei the Enchanter: It is the rabbit.
King Koenma: You silly sod!
Hiei the Enchanter: -.-# What?
King Koenma: You got us all worked up!
Hiei the Enchanter: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
King Koenma: Ohh.
Hiei the Enchanter: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Robin Shishi: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Hiei the Enchanter: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Galahad Kuwabara: Get stuffed!
Hiei the Enchanter: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Galahad Kuwabara: Oh, yeah?
Robin Shishi: You mangy Scots git!
Hiei the Enchanter: I'm warning you!
Robin Shishi: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Hiei the Enchanter: He's got huge, sharp…eh…he can leap about…look at the bones!
King Koenma: Go on, Bors Karasu. Chop his head off!
Bors Karasu: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
Hiei the Enchanter: Look!
(Eikichi attacks Bors Karasu)
Eikichi: Squeak!
Bors Karasu: Aaugh! (Dies)
(DUN DUN DUN!!!)
King Koenma: In the name of Enma-sama!
Hiei the Enchanter: I warned you!
Robin Shishi: I done it again!
Hiei the Enchanter: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them…
King Koenma: Oh, shut up!
Hiei the Enchanter: Do they listen to me?
King Koenma: Right!
Hiei the Enchanter: Oh, no...
Knights: CHARGE!!!
Eikichi: SQUEAK!!! (Attacks knights)
Knights: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
King Koenma: Run away! Run away!
Knights: Run away! Run away!
Hiei the Enchanter: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
King Koenma: Right. How many did we lose?
Lancelot Kurama: Bob.
Galahad Kuwabara: Joe.
King Koenma: And Bors Karasu. That's five.
Galahad Kuwabara: Three, sir.
King Koenma: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
Robin Shishi: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
King Koenma: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
Galahad Kuwabara: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
King Koenma: Like what?
Galahad Kuwabara: Well... ooh.
Lancelot Kurama: Have we got bows?
King Koenma: No.
Lancelot Kurama: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
King Koenma: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Mitari carries with him. Brother Mitari! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Monks: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
King Koenma: How does it, um…how does it work?
Lancelot Kurama: I know not, my liege.
King Koenma: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Brother Mitari: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Brother Kaito: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-
Brother Mitari: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother Kaito: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Mitari: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
King Koenma: Right! One! Two! Five!
Galahad Kuwabara: Three, sir!
King Koenma: Three!
Demons Dressed as Angels: (Singing) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream!
Saru: DIE!!! (Whacks them with a crowbar)
(Really big explosion that blows up the whole studio)
"EIKICHI!!!" Kuwabara screamed as his cat flew through the air. She landed on her feet, shook her head to rid herself of the rabbit ears, and fled with her tail all bushy. (I'm pretty sure that's what cats do when they're kinda freaked out)
"MY STUDIO!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!! NOW WE HAVE TO GO ATTACK MORE OLD LADIES!!!" Himizu cried.
Saru was already armed. "And you're complaining… why?"
"… Good point… Let's go! CHARGE!!!" Himizu and her two friends ran off. The Cast stared after them blankly, then did an Anime fall.