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Himizu ran in with a huge scary smile on her face. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd we're back!!!" She then started doing the moonwalk.

" O.O??? What the crap?" exclaimed the Cast.

Ryouko rolled her eyes. "Oh gods Himizu, get over it already!"

"Yes, yes, we know the NHL has reached a labor agreement, settle down already," Saru agreed. The Cast got huge sweatdrops.

Himizu looked normal for a moment, then started singing. "I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started! I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started! Get this party started…"

"SHUT UP!!!" Ryouko yelled, whacking Himizu on the head.

Himizu paused, then started a new song. "It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!!!"

Saru got a huge tic mark on her head and whacked Himizu on the head even harder than Ryouko did.

Himizu twitched, but didn't give up. "Hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo! Yoake no mama de, koesou de! Butsukatteikya kokeru omoi yo! Konya mo mata, sure chigai!"

"What the crap?" asked the Cast.

"STOP SINGING KENSHIN SONGS, BAKA!!!" Ryouko yelled.

"But I'm happy! Don't worry… be happy!" she added, still grinning with pure joy.

"I'm not happy right now," Ryouko told her. "Actually, I'm really mad because I interrogated Saru and found out what you two were doing before the break… what you told the cast about me and Hiei while we were eating ice cream… -.-"

Himizu's eyes widened. "O.O Eep… RUN AWAY!!!" she screamed, running away.

Random Narrator Dude: Having made their way out of the perilous cave of Caerbannog, King Koenma and his knights made their way to the Bridge of Death.

Galahad Kuwabara: There it is!

King Koenma: The Bridge of Death!

Robin Shishi: Oh, great.

King Koenma: Look! There's the old man who told us where this bridge was.

Bedevere Yusuke: What is he doing here?

King Koenma: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveler five questions…

Galahad Kuwabara: Three questions.

King Koenma: Three questions. He who answers the five questions…

Galahad Kuwabara: Three questions.

King Koenma: Three questions may cross in safety.

Robin Shishi: What if you get a question wrong?

King Koenma: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Robin Shishi: Oh, I won't go.

Galahad Kuwabara: Who's going to answer the questions?

King Koenma: Sir Robin Shishi!

Robin Shishi: Yes?

King Koenma: Brave Sir Robin Shishi, you go.

Robin Shishi: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot Kurama go?

Lancelot Kurama: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the northeast that s…

King Koenma: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions…

Galahad Kuwabara: Three questions.

King Koenma: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray.

Lancelot Kurama: I understand, my liege.

King Koenma: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. Enma be with you.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Lancelot Kurama: Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your name?

Lancelot Kurama: My name is 'Sir Lancelot Kurama of Camelot'.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your quest?

Lancelot Kurama: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your favorite color?

Lancelot Kurama: Red.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Right. Off you go.

Lancelot Kurama: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Robin Shishi: That's easy! (Runs forward)

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Robin Shishi: Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I'm not afraid.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your name?

Robin Shishi: 'Sir Robin Shishi of Camelot'.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your quest?

Robin Shishi: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is the capital of Assyria?

(Pause)

Robin Shishi: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! (Is thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

(Galahad Kuwabara approaches)

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Stop! What... is your name?

Galahad Kuwabara: 'Sir Galahad Kuwabara of Camelot'.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your quest?

Galahad Kuwabara: I seek the Grail.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your favorite color?

Galahad Kuwabara: Blue. No, yel…auuuuuuuugh! (Is thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Hee hee heh.

(Bedevere Yusuke and King Koenma approach)

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Stop! What... is your name?

King Koenma: It is 'Koenma', King of the Britons.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is your quest?

King Koenma: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Koenma: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridge Keeper Itsuki: Huh? I…I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh! (Is thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

Bedevere Yusuke: How do know so much about swallows?

King Koenma: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Happy music started playing.

"What the hell? Damn crew!" Himizu exclaimed. She threw a brick which must have hit someone on the head because only seconds later suspenseful music started playing.

"My, my, Himizu, the kindness you show to your employees is amazing," Ryouko said sarcastically.

"Isn't it though?" Himizu said with a smirk.

The music suddenly stopped.

"?.? What the crap? What happened to my crew?" Himizu exclaimed.

"… I didn't do it!" Saru exclaimed.

"I'm sure…" Himizu muttered, going to check on her crew.

(Two seconds later)

Hm… looks like the Blair Witch was here," Himizu said, looking at stick figures hanging from the ceiling. "Someone needs a creativity consultant… Whoever it is also needs to be my crew since they seem to be dead." She looked at the dead demons with about as much emotion as she would look at dirt. "I wonder who it was…" Her eyes searched the room and landed on the far wall. "… oh my gosh… oh my gosh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Windows broke everywhere in the building and on every building within a five-mile radius.

"What's up Himizu?" Ryouko called.

"Are you okay? Are you being eaten by a rabid raccoon?" Saru added.

"If she was, you were the one to give it rabies," Ryouko told her.

"Hey! That hurts me, right there!" Saru pointed to her foot.

"Um, don't you think it would be wise to make sure your friend is all right?" Kurama asked.

"Ah… Good point," the girls said.

"If it's a spider, I swear I'm going to kick her ass," Hiei said flatly.

"-.-; Your love for her overwhelms me," Kurama said.

"What? Hiei loves Himizu?" Saru had obviously missed the sarcasm.

"BAKA!!! Oh yeah, they try to kill each other because they love each other!" Ryouko exclaimed.

"It could happen…" Saru muttered.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oops, forgot. Himizu's still freaking out," Ryouko said, a slight note of guilt in her voice.

Ryouko and Saru ran off to find Himizu followed by the Random Narrator Dude, Lunacat, and the Cast. They found her lying on the floor twitching.

"Himizu?" Kurama said.

"Pink! Pink! Pink! Flamingo! Pink! Shrimp! Pink! Karasu! Pink!" Himizu shrieked.

"What the bloody hell does Karasu have to do with pink?" Saru exclaimed.

"Er… why don't we take a break while we wait for Himizu to recover? Then maybe she can clear up this mystery for us," Ryouko said.