Zell, Selphie and Irvine filed onto the Ragnarok.
"So Squall," Quistis began, "remember what kind of underpants you wore on that day? You know…the teddy bear ones holding strawberries?" (Blah who cares what day it was, days are days)
Squall made a shifty-eyed face.
"I suppose I'll be seeing you tonight at about 8:00PM Squall?"
"Yes ma'am."
Quistis boarded the Ragnarok.
Rinoa was appalled. "Damn that woman, blackmailing Squall! You're not going to go tonight are you Squall?"
"I don't think I have a choice Rinoa." He hugged her. "Say, let's go to your room and hang out."
"That's fine by me."
They walked together to Rinoa's stateroom. Yes, the Ragnarok now has staterooms because I SAID SO! Anyways…
Rinoa's stateroom looked just like her dorm at Balamb Garden. Thongs. Everywhere. And the average bra here and there. Squall mouth flew open as usual.
"Stop drooling Squall." Said an annoyed Rinoa.
The two lovers sat on the sofa and cuddled. How long they cuddled? Who knows, but it was enough so that they fell asleep on each other. Time was still until the announcement came.
"Beep beep!" went the intercom, "Everyone prepare for landing. We have arrived in Esthar!" Selphie's voice was as cheerful as ever.
"That was fun, we should do it again Squall."
"Yeah..." Squall couldn't help thinking about Quistis and her feelings. He snatched one of Rinoa's bras and hid it under his shirt. Ooh soft he thought.
They walked hand-in-hand to the exit of the Ragnarok. Everyone had already left.
"Oh shit, they're gone!" Squall exclaimed.
"Don't worry; I can teleport us there with my powers." Rinoa reminded Squall.
"Oh yeah. Phew."
"Hold on."
A circle of red light circled them, the circle flashed, and poof they disappeared and re-appeared in what looked like a swimsuit store.
"Huh? Why are we here?"
The changing room door went 'click' and out came Selphie baring a lot of skin.
Squall drooled and was rewarded with a slap on the cheek by Rinoa.
"Hands off Squall, She's with me 'cause I'M payin'." Irvine winked.
"Eep Squall's here!" Selphie covered her body with her arms and hid behind Irvine.
"You guys know where Zell and Quistis are?" Squall asked.
"Oh. They went to the Great Plains of Esthar to kill some monsters." Irvine told Squall.
"Alright thanks."
"Let's teleport; hold me." Rinoa told Squall and they were off.
They appeared in the battle with a Torama and saw that both Zell and Quistis were KO'd.
Squall gasped. "Holy crap! How did they lose to a Torama?" He whipped out his gunblade out of his pockets. Pockets are amazing aren't they? They hold all sorts of sharp things in there!
Moving on…
Rinoa chucked an aura stone in the air, and Squall magically turned golden. Not a very good tan though. Squall jumped at the Torama and gave it a quick 8 slashes, and then another 22 slashes, totally overkilling it.
After the battle, Squall used two phoenix downs on Zell and Quistis and gave them Elixirs.
"What were you doing? You should've whooped that monster!" Squall yelled at Zell.
"We forgot the junctions man!" Zell was nursing his wounded gloves. Quistis didn't say anything and just had her back to Squall and Rinoa.
Squall's new cellphone rang. He was getting a call from Irvine.
"Hello?"
"Yo Squall! We got a major problem here! Monsters are all over the city! We need your help to clear 'em out! Get here PRONTO!" The phone clicked. Squall hung up.
"Guys, we've got to get back to Esthar! Monsters are everywhere! Warp back! Rinoa!"
"I'm on it."
Everyone nodded and held hands with each other.