A/N: a continuation of "Isaac Finally snaps" these all came from a very random discussion about our (meaning me and my sister) reactions to moments in the game. I do not own Golden Sun Camelot/Nintendo do.
"I'm sure it's this way!" Garet swung his arm in an all-encompassing gesture. Isaac raised his eyebrow and sighed, "We already went that way and it led us right back where we started." Garet shrugged, "I can't help it if it all looks the same!" "It doesn't all look the same!" "It's all blue!" "The rooms are set up totally different!" Mia held up her hand, "Not to break up this enlightening conversation, but Ivan fell down the waterfall." Isaac groaned, "Again?!" "Yup." "Well, we better go get him."
The group found Ivan four levels down splashing in the water "HELP!!!! I can't swim!" Isaac walked in and the water came up to his knees. "It's knee deep, Ivan! Get out of it." Ivan stopped splashing and looked at Isaac rather sheepishly, "Oh, sorry." Mia rolled her eyes and muttered what was probably a prayer for the sanity of Garet and Ivan. Isaac sighed and looked at his party, "Let's get moving before Garet's stupidity affects anyone else. Garet saluted their exasperated leader, "Right!…Hey wait a minute, that was mean Isaac!"
After three hours of trudging through the lighthouse, often doubling back because Garet got stuck in a waterfall or something stupid like that, they reached the chamber with a giant statue of Mercury. The statue spoke, He who honors the goddess shall be the center of it all, like a swan at the center of a rippling pond. Mia cast ply on it and it allowed them to walk on water. Garet, excited by the power yelled, "Look guys! I R Sol." Isaac groaned and looked over at Ivan who yelled, "Look I R Sol too!" Mia sighed, "Garet, Ivan, you're both pathetic." Garet grinned, "Not when I R Sol!" Isaac looked at Garet and grinned devilishly. Garet shrunk back a bit and said, "Eh, Isaac? You okay?" Isaac didn't respond but dunked Garet head first into the water.
They finally (after many times of getting lost, losing Garet, having Ivan fall down waterfalls and "I R Sol!" statements) made it to a dead end with a statue and a waterfall. "I think we're lost again…" Isaac wasn't paying attention to Ivan though. He was examining the statue, "Hey, Mia, cast ply on this statue." Mia looked over at Ivan and Garet, shrugged and did it. The waterfall reversed directions to lead up to the lighthouse aerie. Isaac turned back to Garet, grinned and said, "This, my friend, is why I'm the leader."
I know I'm making Isaac and Mia seem like the only sane ones in the party, but don't get me wrong I like Ivan and Garet. It's just kind of a random fic so don't get all offended. BTW Isaac is the only sane one. Mia's just as crazy.