Chapter 2 –coffee
"Ah! Finally a break. No more annoying beeper for 15 blissful minutes" thought JD "just me and a lovely, hot, steaming cup of coffee" he said out loud looking lovingly into the cup of brown boiling liquid.
"JD heads up!" yelled Turk "don't let Elliot get it!"
"Get what?"
"Her stethoscope dude!"
"Nooooo!" screamed JD as he looked up and noticed Elliot's stethoscope flying towards his face.
As he tried to save the coffee, JD ducked and spun through the corridor trying to save his precious coffee from emerging out of his mug.
"JD watch out for…" bellowed Elliot but her words came too late as JD had walked straight into Dr Cox spilling the entire contents on his lab coat and the floor.
"Newbie, I sure as hell hope that it wasn't coffee you just spilt on me and half the corridor!" Fumed Dr. Cox.
"Erm…what would happen to me if it was coffee?"
Dr. Cox stood there and gave JD the death glare.
At the word JD's brave question and the words 'coffee' the every single doctor and nurse in the corridor froze. The last person that spilt coffee on Dr Cox was found hanging up side down from the top of SH flag pole, by his trousers and it took the Janitor 5 hours to get him down. In JD's case the Janitor would take another 5 hours as he hated him so much.
Dr Cox bent closer to JD and whispered, "You have 10 seconds to run" Dr Cox looked as his watch "Starting from… Now! 10…9…8…7" growled Dr Cox counting down the precious seconds that JD had left.
"JD! What you doing? Stop standing there looking at him like a deer stuck in the head lights! Run!" Elliot begged JD.
With that she took her own advice, turned around and started running down the corridor away from the explosion that was about to erupt.
"Argh! What's happening?" screamed JD as he slipped on the coffee and slammed into Dr Kelso.
"What in the name of Sam Hill is going on here?"Dr Kelso expelled from his lungs with an unparalleled ferocity, as he grabbed JD by the scruff of his scrubs. But as he did so Kelso slipped on the remainder of the coffee.
'Crack!'
This was the only sound JD heard as Dr Kelso's head smacked on the floor. JD knew that the sound would be played over and over in his mind forever more.
"Newbie where are you?" bellowed Dr Cox as he stormed round the corner.
JD froze on the spot as his blood turned to ice. He saw Dr Cox's face race round the corner towards him.
JD closed his eyes waiting for impending wrath of Dr Cox, only to hear another,
'Crack'
Dr. Cox had also slipped in the puddle of coffee and landed straight on top of none other than Bob Kelso.