Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Beast Boy's Poems
Little Boy Green
Little Boy Green,
Come turn on your sirens
Slade's in the city,
The HIVE is wreaking havoc... other places...
Where is the boy
Who looks after the crime alerts on TV?
He's on the sofa
Fast asleep.
When he SHOULD be working.
Hint hint.
Not that I'm implying anything...
Like how lazy he is.
Nope. Not me.
Rock a Bye Beast Boy
In the tree top.
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
And everyone will wonder why Beast Boy's in a cradle...
When the bow breaks
The cradle will fall
But by that time Beast Boy
Will have turned into a bird and flown away.
Baa Baa Green Sheep
"Baa, baa, green sheepHave you any tofu?"
"Yes, sir, yes sir,
Three fridges full.
One for the robot
And one for the leader
Except neither of them eat tofu
So all three for me!"
Itsy Bitsy Green Spider
The itsy bitsy green spiderWent up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
But, seriously, people. The spider was tiny.
No spider that small could survive so much rain!
Little Beast Boy Horner
Little Beast Boy HornerSat in a corner
Eating a Christmas plate of Glork.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a ...
Eurgh. What IS that?!
Pat a Tofu Cake
Pat a tofu cakePat a tofu cake
Titans' cook.
Bake me a tofu cake
As I look.
Roll it
And pound at it
And chop up all that delicious tofu
And throw it in the oven for Beast Boy and ...
...
...
...
Actually, no, just Beast Boy.