Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way

by Tayk

[Redone, organized, new poems and updated versions of the old ones!] The realms of Mother Goose and Teen Titans have collided! Hilarity ensues. Includes Little Miss Starfire, Terra Blew Up a Rock, and Little Bo Raven.

3. Cyborg

Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two
Cyborg's Poems

Cyborg and the Candle Stick

Cyborg be nimble
Cyborg be quick
Cyborg run around and use your plasma cannon
To blow up candle sticks!
And everything else!
Yay for blowing stuff up!

Old MacCyborg

Old MacCyborg had a farm
Ee-i-ee-i-ay
And on that farm he had a green duck
Ee-i-ee-i-ay
With a "quack quack" here
And a "quack quack" there
That green duck drove everybody nuts!
So Old MacCyborg got rid of his duck
Ee-i-ee-i-ay
And in its place he got a green cow
Ee-i-ee-i-ay.
With a "moo moo" here
And a "moo moo" there
That green cow drove everybody nuts!
So Old MacCyborg just got ri of his farm
Ee-i-ee-i-ay

Cyborg Dyborg

Cyborg Dyborg sat on a wall.
Cyborg Dyborg had a great fall.
All of Slade's robots
And all of Slade's men
Put him back together for the most part...
But they couldn't figure out where those last three wires connected to.
So they gave up.
And Cyborg Dyborg never got fixed.
Oh well...