Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Raven's Poems

Little Bo Raven

Little Bo Raven
Has lost her green sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
(Well, in all honesty, she hasn't been looking all that hard.
Okay, okay.
She hasn't been looking at all.
Still.)
Leave them alone
And they'll come home
But for their sakes...
I hope she's not too mad...
Otherwise she'll, like,
Blow their heads off.
Or something.
Whatever.
Why does Little Bo Raven have sheep, anyway?

Sing a Song of Sixpence

Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of tofu
Four and twenty Ravens
Baked into a pie.

When the pie was opened
The Ravens were really ticked.
What a nasty little surprise
For her daddy, the demon-king!
Oh, dear.
That had to hurt.
Poor guy.
He'll be feeling that in the morning...