Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way

by Tayk

[Redone, organized, new poems and updated versions of the old ones!] The realms of Mother Goose and Teen Titans have collided! Hilarity ensues. Includes Little Miss Starfire, Terra Blew Up a Rock, and Little Bo Raven.

5. Robin

Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Robin's Poems

Robin Bobin'

Robin Bobin'Pudding of Sadness and Starfire's pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry!
Well... Who could blame them?
I mean, honestly.
Kissed by Robin? Yuck!
(He doesn't brush his teeth.
Mints only do so much to cover bad breath.
What? He's a teenage boy!)

Anyway, when the girls came back from shopping
(They went to get away from Robin.
They'd been gone for a couple days...
Until Cyborg and Beast Boy had begged them to come back)
Robin Bobin' ran away.
Nice call, dude.
Go to the store and get a TOOTHBRUSH.
Seriously. Go. Now.