Author's Note: I just wanted to say that I really like "For Want of a Screw" and I hope you enjoy it, as well. n-n;

Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Villains' Poems

For Want of a Screw

For want of a screw
A little piece of metal on the back of the robot was lost.
For want of a little piece of metal on its back
The robot was lost.
For want of a robot
The fight was lost.
For want of a fight,
Slade's ego crumbled.
And the Titans caught him.
And threw him in jail.
Solitary confinement, actually.
Nice, padded rubber walls...
Nothing sharp or metalic anywhere.
All for want of a screw.
Blasted screws.
When he got out of here, Slade was never using screws again.
He'd weld his robots together.
So there.
Stupid screws...

Kitten Had a Little Boyfriend (She Wishes)

Kitten had a little boyfriend
(She wishes)
Little boyfriend
(She wishes)
Little boyfriend
(She wishes!)
Kitten has a little boyfriend
(She wishes)
Whose name was Robby-poo
(Like I said, she wishes!)

Villains Villains Go Away

Villains, villains, go away!
Don't come again another day.
Or ever, for that matter.
The Titans are tired of fighting (and beating) you
Over, and over, and over, and over...
Honestly, they've beaten some of you so many times
That it's not funny.
Well, actually, yeah...
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
Anyway, just go bug some other teenaged group of super heros, okay?
Okay. Great. Thanks.