Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way

by Tayk

[Redone, organized, new poems and updated versions of the old ones!] The realms of Mother Goose and Teen Titans have collided! Hilarity ensues. Includes Little Miss Starfire, Terra Blew Up a Rock, and Little Bo Raven.

9. Other

Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Other Poems

Cheeseburger Hot

Cheeseburger hot
Cheeseburger cold
Cheeseburger in the fridge
Nine months old.
Covered in blue fuzz.
And bits of who-knows-what.
Looks a bit like Glork...
A mystery.

Some like 'em hot
Some like 'em cold
Some like 'em in the fridge
Nine months old.
Covered in blue fuzz.
And bits of who-knows-what.
Looks a bit like Glork...
A mystery.
...
Alright, who's brave enough to try it?

Titans' Tower

Titans' Tower is falling down...
Falling down...
Falling down...
Titans' Tower is falling down...
Because Slade's robots are too freaking heavy!
And the Tower can't hold up the three hundred and fifty two that invaded.
Wow. That was a pretty big crash.
... Who wants to explain to Batman why we need a new Tower?