SBS time!
Shining Riku: I wonder who cup bonked.
Game2002: You'll find out in this chapter.
Yoshizlla: I think it must be the Negatives surrounding Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff.
Game2002: First, it is spelled Negativities, and the second, they're not.
Yoshizilla: I'm glad Roy got owned!
Game2002: Do not laugh at someone who is in trouble. You must feel pity and comfort him instead. Have more love in your heart.
BTW, I made a mistake in the previous chapter. The part where Link says "Peach will learn to cook like this" should be "Peach will never learn to cook like this." I went and corrected it already.
Chapter 3: The Most Terrible Group of People! The God-Awful Rebels!
Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff are aboard a van filled with these mysterious soldiers. "Where are you taking us?" asks Mr. Binko.
"You keep quiet and just wait!" snaps one of the soldiers.
"I'm the prince! I have the right to know this!"
"Who cares if you're the prince?"
"Can it be possible that you guys are…?"
Then the scene zooms into Mr. Binko's ear, where we see a tiny mechanical device attached in there.
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Meanwhile, the king is worried that Mr. Binko hasn't returned for so long. "Where could have my son been?" he wonders.
"I have a bad feeling that they caught him, your highness," Dumdumbelumdum says to him.
"I'm thinking the same too…"
Then Zelda comes to the king and bows in his presence. "Your highness, our friend Jigglypuff is nowhere to be seen."
"I remember that she went out with my son on a car ride," replies the king. "They both have yet to return."
"What do we do?"
"Fear not, for my son always carries a detector with him whenever he goes out. All we have to do is look up on our radar computer and we'll know where he is. Follow me!"
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The king led the Smashers and the apartment residents into a room filled with computer and high-tech stuffs. "What is this room?" asks Kirby.
"This is where we keep in contact with what's happening around the world," explains the king. "We have personal radars in outer space, gathering news and messages from all over the world and then sending it to us."
"Cool!" says Luigi. "Fox would be amazed to see these stuffs!"
The king goes over to one of the coordinators in front of the computer. "Have you tracked out my son's location?"
"Yes, it seems like he is heading out of Monstropolis and heading towards the woods," says the coordinator.
"It seems what I am thinking was right after all!" gasps the king.
"What? What is it?" asks G&W.
Suddenly, the flickering spot on the computer map disappears. "The prince's detector just disappeared from the map!" gasps the worker.
"What?!"
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Back on the van…
"I knew you would keep something like this with you!" says a soldier who is holding the small detector in his hand.
"Oh no! You found out about my detector that I hid in my ear!" gasps Mr. Binko. "Now the king will never know where I am!"
The van traveled through a highway and eventually came to a countryside road.
"There yet?" asks Jigglypuff.
"No," replies a soldier.
"There yet?"
"No."
"There yet?"
"No."
"There yet?"
"No."
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"No."
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"No."
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"No."
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"No."
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"No."
"There yet?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!"
After a while of driving, they eventually come into a thick forest with bumpy roads, and after some more driving, the van emerges in what looks like a village filled with soldiers. "Now we're here! You happy?" the soldier says to Jigglypuff.
"Yay!"
The soldiers led Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff into the biggest hut. "Commander, we brought back the prince and one of his servants," says a soldier.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" shouts a loud scream, then a Monstrian resembling the Taz-Manian Devil, except without fur, bursts out from a door and stomps the floor in front of them rapidly. "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
"I knew it!" says Mr. Binko. "It's you guys after all!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THE PRINCE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" screams the Monstrian.
"Who this madman?" asks Jigglypuff.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALL ME BAD NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F----------------------------------------------- YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! F---------------------------------------------------------------!"
"Calm down, commander!" the soldiers say to him.
"This guy insane," says Jigglypuff.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
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Back in the palace…
"What do we do?" asks Bowser.
"Though the signal from the detector disappeared, I may have an idea where they are heading to," says the king.
"King! We're receiving a message!"
"What? Show it!"
The screen turns on and the Taz-Manian Devil-looking Monstrian is shown on it. "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screams while waving around a middle finger.
"It's you, Fukuyu!" gasps the king.
Note: It is pronounced FOO-KOO-YOO.
"F--- YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! F--- F--- F--- F--- F--- F---!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! F--------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's with this idiot?" asks Reed.
"Ow… It's painful to hear what he says…" cries Zelda.
"He should learn his language!" says the landlady.
"You got my son, haven't you?" the king asks Fukuyu.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu as reply. "DA PRINCE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL YOUR PRINCE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What did you say?!"
"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
Then the screen switches over to Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff, who are smiling and showing a peace sign towards the screen.
"They look safe and sound," says Link.
"And happy too," adds Roy.
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Back at the village…
"F--- HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fukuyu shouts to the two. "F---ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I can't help but smile whenever camera is facing me," explains Mr. Binko.
"Me too!" says Jigglypuff.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please calm down, commander!" the soldiers say to him.
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Back at the palace…
"So you have to give up your throne if you want your son back!" says a soldier to the king.
"What?!" gasps the king.
"We will not let you be the king anymore! The kingdom is ours! You MUST cooperate with us! Come to our village and surrender yourself at once! You better not have anyone else with you, because our radar can detect very well who else is with you! The moment we see this, the prince shall die!" After saying these, the screen turns off.
"That's cruel!" says Zelda.
"Who were those people?" asks Roy.
"They are the worst kinds of people!" says the coordinator.
"They are totally awful and a disgrace to humanity!" says another one.
"They are absolutely horrible and deadly!" says yet another coordinator.
"Their minds still live in the Age of Gamfax," says another.
"They are the worst kinds of people!" says another one.
"They deserve the beating!" shouts another one.
"They are the… God-Awful Rebels!!!!!" shout all the coordinator at once.
"God-Awful Rebels?" ask Kirby.
"They are a group of people who wants to rule the country themselves," explains the king. "Therefore they are trying to overthrow me from my throne. And also, the mysterious person who got bonked by a cup yesterday night was one of the rebels who sneaked in here."
"Why do they want to do that?" asks Link.
"Those people have no moral; they hate everything and complain about everything, they do not have a single love or appreciation in their hearts. They are huge pessimists who only think towards the bad side. They want me to come down because they want to. They think I am a horrible king for no reason."
"Are you really a bad king?" asks Luigi.
"If I am a bad king, would I be treating you guys so well?" asks the king.
"Right! Our king is a good person! The citizens all support him!" says Blackman. "Those rebels are the only people who do not like our king."
"Excuse me, but what was the Age of Gamfax that you mentioned just now?" asks G&W.
"Age of Gamfax? I'm not surprised you don't know this," says the king. "It was a dark age that took place back about 300 years ago. Because very few records of this had been written down, not much people know about it. I only know that it was a time where the world was filled with evil and hatred."
"Age of Gamfax…"
"They have sent us a map, king!" says the coordinator.
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"Now we will let you meet our leader," a soldier says to Mr. Binko.
"Your leader…" Mr. Binko mumbles to himself.
"He is not here in person himself, however…"
The soldier turns on a computer screen and the leader is shown on it. At seeing the leader, Mr. Binko gasps. "What?! It's you!"
"You didn't expect it to be me, eh? Yes, I am the leader of the God-Awful Rebels!" says the mysterious leader.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Who is the leader of the rebels? You'll find out soon enough!
And as long as write stories, you will NEVER see f-words and s-words written out in full. They all will be censored like what you saw. Ass, however, is never mind. I should also warn you that you MUST NOT have any offensive words in your reviews, or else I WILL block you.