I apologize for the long wait. For some reason, I could not access for several days; I would always get server error.

Oh well, SBS time!

Yoshizilla: Does Luigi and G&W have a brain capacity of a squirrel that they crash around a lot?
Game2002: Squirrels are smarter than them in the way they (squirrels) climb trees and not falling down, so no, Luigi and G&W do not have brain capacity of squirrels, but they do eat nuts in their diets.

Chapter 4: A Shocking Identity! The Rebels' Leader Revealed!

"So what do we do now?" asks Zelda. "We can't leave them two there!"

"I'm going to teach those jerks a lesson!" says Bowser.

"Me too!" says Susanna. "It's time to unleash my powers when I was a soldier back in my younger days!"

"If there's fighting to do, take me too," adds Link.

"Take me too! This is a good chance to show the girls that my looks aren't everything!" says Roy determinedly.

"Me too!" says Reed. "Don't look at me like this; I can be very dangerous if I have too!"

"But the rebels said they can easily find out who is in their territory," says Luigi. "And if they find out that the king is accompanied by others, Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff will die!"

"I never said I wanted to go," says the king.

"But they want you."

"Why should I listen to those lowly rebels? You guys go and teach them a lesson yourselves!"

"Talk easy! But how do we get near them?" asks G&W.

The king smiles and says, "Heheh! Too bad those rebels knew nothing about what my forces are capable of! It is time to use that!"

-

In the rebel's village…

"Hey, that pink puffball that is gone!" says a soldier. Indeed, Jigglypuff is nowhere to be seen; she was originally next to Mr. Binko.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu at the top of his voice. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" He begins jumping up and down and trampling the ground violently to the point the whole hut begins shaking. "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F------------------------------------------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The commander is going insane again!" scream the soldiers. "Somebody calm him!"

"Fatty, go find that puffball at once!" a soldier tells a round, fat Monstrian.

"Okay," says Fatty, and he quickly leaves the hut while Fukuru continues to scream at the top of his lungs.

-

Meanwhile, Jigglypuff is on top of a tree branch singing happily to herself (note the sleeping birds on the ground around the tree) when she hears someone calling for her. "Pink puffball! Where are you? Come out at once!"

"My name no pink puffball! It Jigglypuff!" she replies angrily.

"Oh, sorry," says Fatty, approaching the tree she is on. "Come back, okay? The commander is going insane and could destroy the whole place if you don't come back in time."

"Okay, but I tired."

"I'll carry you."

Jigglypuff jumps down from the tree and onto Fatty's hand, and he carries her on his back and walks towards the rebels' village. "Your back so comfortable!" says Jigglypuff. "Good feeling!"

"Really? That's what my younger brother used to said," says Fatty happily. Then he suddenly remembers back in his younger days when he had a younger brother; he would always carry him on his back whenever they are going home, and the younger brother would say that his back is so soft and comfortable. "Younger brother… I sometimes still miss him…"

-

Back at the palace…

King Binky leads the Smashers into the royal palace garage, which is filled with tons of transportation material like cars, trucks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and even rockets.

"Wow! This place is nuts!" exclaims Reed.

"Imagine the expression Fox's face if he sees this!" says Link.

"So what is it that you're going to show us, king?" asks Roy.

The king leads them to a normal-looking van. "This is the one."

"Looks like an everyday van to me," says Susanna.

"This is no ordinary van," explains the king. "This is a cloaking van! It is built to prevent being detected by radars of any sort. Using this, the rebels will never know that you guys are heading towards them, no matter how good their radar is!"

"So using this, we can sneak into their village without being noticed?" asks Link.

"Yes, and then you can unleash a surprise attack upon them. I don't even have to do anything myself!"

"Let's get going then!" says Roy. "We have to rescue Mr. Binko and Jigglypuff."

"And also to an end to those rebels who threaten the country!" says Bowser.

"For greater justice! We shall move out at once!" shouts Susanna.

A worker brought them several weapons loaded on a cart. "Take whatever weapons you need with you," says the king. "They'll help you for sure."

-

Back at the rebels' village…

"Fukuyu, be on your guard!" the mysterious leader speaks to that crazy Monstrian via a computer screen. "The king just sent people to invade your village!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu.

"Your radars will not be able to detect them, because their transportation device is built to prevent being detected."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO DA F---ING PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Calm down! Let's not kill the prince yet. The people who are being sent there are none other than the Smashers! Surely you read the news about the Smashers invading Alias Lobby and declaring war against the government, right? If we are able to capture them and hand them over to the government, we will gain fame and power!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"So this is what you must do."

-

Meanwhile, the Smashers who chose to fight just went off on the van. Luigi, G&W, Kirby, Zelda, and the landlady are the only ones staying in the palace.

Zelda, at the moment, is walking around the palace. "I hope they will be all right," she says to herself. "Please come back safely…" As she walks pass a door, she hears someone talking from behind it.

"Set up the army and attack them the instant they show up. They'll never know that you guys are expecting them!" says the voice.

"Uh? What's the sound?" She walks over to the door and presses her ear against it and listens to the conversation in there. The more she heard, the more terrified she begins to feel. "Someone knows that we sent people after them? Who can it be?" Without thinking twice, she slams open the door and steps inside, and sees the king's royal advisor, Dumdumbelumdum.

Dumdumbelumdum turns around in shock and sees Zelda there. "What?! You didn't hear anything, did you?"

"I did," says Zelda. "I heard you talking about setting up an army and attacking my friends when they reach there."

"Argh! Then I must not let you get out of here alive!" growls Dumdumbelumdum angrily.

-

Meanwhile, Mr. Binko is sitting in his prison with a worried look. "I can't believe it… Father's royal advisor Dumdumbelumdum is the leader of the God-Awful Rebels!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

Short chapter all right, and not to mention the surprising identity of the rebels' leader. The next chapter will be chaotic, and I hope you look forward to it, even though this chapter isn't much.