SBS Time!
Nintendogeek: I wonder if Jigglypuff is aware that she is in captive.
Game2002: Of course she knows she's being captured. She's still so carefree and happy because she knows that her friends will rescue her. Why worry about this when you know everything will turn out fine in the end?
Now the chaos begins!
Chapter 5: Explosive Battle in the Village of Rebels!
In the last chapter, we saw Zelda barging into a room just in time to see the king's royal advisor Dumdumbelumdum Dalalumdalalum talking on a computer to the rebels, and it turns out that he is the true leader of the rebels!
"I can't believe you're the leader of the rebels!" says Zelda in shock. "Why would you, who are so close to the king, do such a thing?"
"Don't make me laugh! I was only doing this to gain the king's trust!" replies Dumdumbelumdum. "All of this is to build up the power of the rebels so that we can overthrow the king and rule the country ourselves!"
"Why would you do this?"
"Because we're rebels! We never listen to anyone; we do whatever we like! We want to rule the country ourselves; what other reason do you need?"
"That's not a good reason! The king is a good man! I must tell the others at once!"
"Oh no you don't!" Dumdumbelumdum whips out a gun and shoots Zelda's leg, making her fall to the floor.
"Yah!" she screams in pain while clutching her wounded leg.
Dumdumbelumdum approaches her with a gun pointing at the head and closes the door behind her. "Now you'll never get away with this! I must silence you forever!"
"No…"
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Meanwhile, the chosen Smashers and Reed and Susanna are in the van, driving towards the forest where the rebels are hiding. "This brings me back memories of the olden days," says Susanna, who is driving the car.
"Are you sure we're going to right way?" asks Bowser.
"Relax; we have the map to rely on, and do not underestimate my driving skills. When I was a soldier, I was in charge of driving jeeps, and the commander said my skills are top notch."
"Keep your eyes on the road!" shouts Roy.
"Sorry…"
"I'm trembling with excitement…" says Reed while trembling violently.
"More like fear," says Link.
"Hey!"
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In the rebels' village, the army had been set up to 'welcome' the Smashers when they arrive. Tanks and several weapons of mass destruction (not that mass though) are also prepared. "As soon as we see a van approaching, fire at will!" says the lead rebel.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANG'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F---'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu at the top of his voice.
"Commander, please keep your voice down…"
Mr. Binko is looking out at the scene from the window of his prison cell. "If only I can do something at the moment…" he thought to himself.
"I bored… I wanna go out and play," says Jigglypuff.
"If only we can get out of here…"
"I can," says Jigglypuff, and she uses Rollout, in which she rolls forward like a bowling ball and crashes down the prison door just like that! "There!"
"Wow! You did it! You made an escape!"
Jigglypuff and Mr. Binko ran out of the prison secretly so that nobody knew about them. As she is running, Jigglypuff spots a missile launcher at the side. "I see that in movie!" she thought. "This thing is real!" She excitedly runs over to it and hops onto the control panel. "Look! Colorful button!" She presses one of the buttons there, and then a missile gets launched up high into the sky. "Firework!"
The missile drops back down on top of a tank and blows it up.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
"Ahhhh!!!!!!! A tank just exploded!" cry the rebels. "We're under attack!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!! F------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu.
"Who is doing this?!"
"Firework failed! I try again!" Jigglypuff presses more buttons, and two missiles launch into the sky and drop back down in the area where the rebels are.
KAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MORE MISSILES ARE RAINING DOWN!!!!!!!" cry the rebels.
"F----------------------------------!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu.
"More fireworks!" says Jigglypuff excitedly, and she pounds the buttons over and over, making more missiles shoot out and drop back down.
BAAAAAAANG!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!
And several rebels are sent flying from the explosion and several tanks and weapons of mass destruction are blown up too.
BAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!! POW!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Fukuyu. His attention turns to Jigglypuff and he sees her playing with the missile launcher. "YOU F---ER!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This is fun!" says Jigglypuff, and she presses another button.
"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" Fukuyu runs towards her to get her, but a missile drops down in front of him and blows up, blasting him backwards.
BAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Very fun!" exclaims Jigglypuff, and she presses a button that causes the missile launcher to start moving on wheels and at the same time firing seemingly unlimited amount of missiles.
BAAAAAAANG!!!!!!! POW!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY STOP HER!!!!!!!!!" cry the rebels.
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Back in the palace, Dumdumbelumdum points the gun at Zelda's head and is about to pull the trigger. "Say good-bye!"
"Oh no…" cries Zelda.
Suddenly, the door opens and Luigi steps in. "Zelda, lunch is served," he says. "Hey, what's happening here?"
"Darn it! I forgot to lock the door!" gasps Dumdumbelumdum.
While he is distracted, Zelda quickly kicks him in the leg and knocks him to the floor, and snatches the gun off his hand. "What's happening here?" asks Luigi.
Zelda points the gun at Dumdumbelumdum and says to Luigi, "Go tell the king quick! Tell him that his advisor is the rebel leader!"
"What?!"
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Mr. Binko is running for his life through the forest, not aware of what's happening back in the village. In fact, he doesn't even know that Jigglypuff isn't following him anymore. He keeps on running until he saw a van approaching. "It must be them!" And he waves his arms to stop the van.
"That's Mr. Binko!" says Susanna.
"What is he doing here?" asks Bowser.
"Maybe he escaped!" answers Reed.
"But where's Jigglypuff?" asks Roy.
They got down from the van and questioned Mr. Binko about everything. "She must've been caught while trying to escape!" says Mr. Binko. "Let's go back and rescue her!"
"By the way, what is that exploding that I keep on hearing?" asks Bowser.
"Now that you said it, I'm wondering the same thing too. It must be coming from the rebels' village."
So they all got onto the van and drove towards the village.
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Back in the village, or rather, the remains of the village, Jigglypuff is still messing around with the missile launcher. All over the place, you can find burned bodies of rebels and broken remains of tanks and weapons of mass destruction. "So fun!" Jigglypuff says to herself, and then she realizes that the missile launcher just ran out of ammo. "No more?" She presses the buttons again, but the launcher indeed ran out of missiles already.
Fukuyu gets back up from the ground and growls angrily and shouts, "F--- YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!" He runs towards Jigglypuff to get her, but suddenly, a van drives out from the trees and rams into Fukuyu, knocking him to the ground.
"Whoa! I hit someone!" gasps Susanna.
"It's the commander of the rebels that you just hit!" says Mr. Binko.
"And what happened to this place?" asks Link. "It's a mess!"
Roy looks at Jigglypuff, who is sitting on the missile launcher's controller. "I think I have an idea what just happened, though I find it hard to believe."
Fukuyu gets up from the ground and shouts, "F--- YOU!!!!!!!!"
"It's that guy who keeps on pouting foul language!" says Bowser. "I'm going to teach him a lesson!" He takes a deep breath and shoots out fire into Fukuyu's face.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
And then Bowser runs up to him and socks him hard.
BANG!!!!!!!!!
Link follows up by swinging his sword at him and slashing him in the body.
SLAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!
Roy also slashes him in his body.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!
Fukuyu screams in agony and falls back onto the ground.
"We did it!" they exclaim.
Then rebels who survived the explosion got back up. "Argh! We're being made a fool!" they say angrily.
"They're not done yet? Now's my turn!" says Susanna. He got out an uzi and fires at them rapidly.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Fukuyu slowly got back up, much to everyone's surprise, and screams several dirty words and curses them terribly. "That guy sure is something to stand back up!" says Reed.
"F------------------------------------------------------------ YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F----------------------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, Fatty shows up from behind him and whacks him in the head with a wooden board and knocks him out.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"That should do," says Fatty.
"You're one of the rebels," says Mr. Binko. "Why did you do that?"
"Your little friend awoken me," replies Fatty, pointing to Jigglypuff. "She made me realize that what I am doing now won't make my family and my younger brother happy. I'm sorry for everything that happened… I'm willing to be your prisoner."
Jigglypuff walks up to him and says, "You good guy! I like you!"
"Thanks, kid."
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And so, the rebellion is finally resolved and the Smashers went back to the palace.
TO BE CONTINUED…
What do you think? Do you like how things turned out? Next chapter is the final chapter, whether you want to believe it or not.