Authors note: Hello, please read this before you continue Gender Bender. I am aware of my poor grammar, but if your comments do not relate to the quality of the story, you will be ignored. Thank you!

Also…. I am also aware of my sick, twisted-ness. If you can't appreciate sick twisted humor, don't read stories called Gender Bender

Ed cautiously nibbled his bacon, resisting the urge to wolf it down. He would eat only until his famished state of hunger had subsided.

Winry was also picking at the bacon, almost not daring enough to let it touch Ed's lips. Pinako eyed them both accusingly. "Is this some kind of new teen diet??" She interrogated.

Ed didn't even look up; he was transfixed on allowing only small portions of the bacon passage to Winry's mouth.

Al waved his hands in the air defensively. "What are you talking about..?" He stuttered nervously.

"Ermmm…. Ahhh….."

"Yes, Alphonse?" Pinako urged.

"WINRY'S PREGNANT!"

Ed and Winry both spit their breakfasts out at the same time.

"WHAT?!?!" they hollered at Al in unison.

Pinako dropped her wooden pipe to the ground. "WAS IT YOU?!" she screamed at Ed.

Winry winced….. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING!!"

Pinako glanced with confusion at Al who was banging his helmet against the wall, muttering to himself, "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!"

Pinako didn't shift her gaze from Al. "Sorry Pinako…. They're not, I'm serious… I just needed an excuse and… I really don't know what's going on!" Al jumped in his own defense.

Winry and Ed abruptly sat up, slamming their rickety wooden seats into the table. "Where do you think you're going?" Pinako asked. "TO MY ROOM!" they both shouted. Ed passed but Pinako grabbed Winry as she walked by in Ed's body.

"IF YOU EVER KNOCK UP MY GRANDDAUGHTER I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE LIGHT AGAIN!" she warned him in a threatening whisper. Winry shivered. Even at granny's old age, she was sure with a motive that she could pound Ed pretty bad.

Ed was already hounding Alphonse when Winry made it up the stairs. "WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE WAS THAT?! YOU MADE THE DAMN SITUATION WORSE!!" Al was huddled feebly in the corner as Ed chewed him out.

"That was a nightmare….." Winry grabbed Ed's forehead with his hand. "Please God…." She began.

Ed looked at her in dismay. "You're praying now?"

"Please send a bolt of lightening to strike me down!" She pleaded. Ed toppled over. "That won't solve anything!" He huffed in frustration.

They both sighed. "After this I think I'm gonna hate you Ed…" Winry moaned.

"You too…" Ed replied. Al stood up warily and bowed frantically.

"I'm really sorry you guys! Really sorry!" Al hastily apologized.

"No more trying to protect us Alphonse…" Ed muttered.

"Hey guys…" Al began.

"Yes?" Winry answered gently.

"Why didn't I get switched? I mean… I was right there,"

"Probably because your soul is locked in that suit, Al," Ed laughed.

"Oh yeah….." Al thought. "HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT?!" Winry yelped helplessly.

"It would have been nice to bi in the flesh again…" Al trailed off.

"Don't worry Al," Ed encouraged. "We're all going to end up ok!" He smiled.

"Hey Ed….."

"Hm?"

"Winry's cute little smile suits you!" Ed shot a menacing glare at Al. He started to turn beet red.

"You really think my smile is cute, Al?" Winry chirped.

Al smiled and nodded.

Sorry for being lazy and making these chapters so short, I don't have too much time for updates. I'll upload some more soon!