Author's Note: Okay, let's see if our KH guys have worked out their fight.

Riku: Jeez! This is really unfair! Square-Enix had to make Sora the hero! They just HAD to make him the hero!

Sora: That's why I always have the girls on me. Now, let's get back to my singing!

Riku: Fine, I quit singing!

Kairi: Go Sora! Make me proud!

Sora: I call this one, "The Campfire Song Song" (Spongebob camp song)

Let's gather 'round the campfire

And sing our campfire song

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

And if you think we can't sing any faster

Then you're wrong

But it would help if you'd sing along

Kairi: Bum, bum, bum

Sora: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

If you think we can't sing any faster

Then you're wrong

But it would help you'd sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

(points to Kairi) Kairi!

Kairi: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E…

Sora: Riku!

(Riku glares at Sora)

Sora: Good!

It'll help! It'll help! If you'd just sing along!

(crashes guitar) Oh yeah!

FF Girl: Great! I'd love to continue with karaoke, but the readers are waiting for chapter 17.

Kairi: Oh! Is that the one where I…(Sora puts his hand over her mouth)

Sora: And on that note, it's time for chapter 17 and don't forget to review!

Chapter 17: Tifa's Revenge

I just lay there on my bed thinking about yesterday. I wasn't sure about whether I was on a date with Sora or if we were just hanging out, but the way he held my hand yesterday when I got scared of the movie, well, that made me feel so alive. So what if it wasn't a kiss. I was still happy enough. Although I was still worried about how Tifa was going to react or whether she was going to remember my crush on Sora. Right now, my secret wasn't safe. That worried me. Am I going to be the one to tell Sora, or will someone else do it? Man! I'm so stressed out! The doorbell ringing stopped my stressful moment. I didn't care who it was! I just hope it was the Girl Scout cookie delivery person. I bought a few boxes of cookies last week. I opened the door and it was…

" Tifa!" I freaked out she looked like a steaming vegetable only more evil.

" I knew I'd find you here! Even a monkey can figure out that you live next door to your crush!" Tifa yelled. Great! She DOES remember my crush on Sora. " Listen, thank to you, I have the biggest bruise on my noggin! And because I have that bruise, I can't attract cute guys!"

" Chill Tifa!" I tried to calm her down. " Besides, why are so determined to tell Sora that I like him?"

" Because, he's hanging out with YOU when he should be hanging out with ME! So, if I tell him you like him, the I can say I like him more and then he'll ditch you and come to me."

" Wait a minute, you like Sora too?" I was surprised.

" Duh!"

" Well you see, you can't force Sora to like you, he'll choose whoever he likes more." I explained.

" Fine. Then if I can't make Sora like me, I'll make you give up Sora." Tifa's hand went into a fist. Then, she tackled me to the ground!

" Get off of me!" I yelled. She was on top of my back trying to twist my arm.

Sora's POV

Nothing like the warm fire, cozy slippers, and cup of hot chocolate. I thought to myself. I turned on the TV and Spider-Man was on HBO, so I was pretty entertained. I can picture myself saving Kairi the way Spider-Man saved Mary Jane. I was trying to enjoy my movie, but I heard yelling and screaming. It sounded like two teenage girls. I walked over to the window and saw…Kairi and Tifa in a fight? What the hell are they fighting for? I asked myself. I grabbed my coat and shoes and ran outside. Kairi was yelling in pain. I went and pulled Tifa off of Kairi.

" Enough! Now, what're you two fighting about?" I asked crossing my arms.

" She hit me in the head with a calculator!" Tifa yelled pointing at Kairi.

" She tried to twist my arm!" Kairi yelled pointing at Tifa. They both then started to argue.

" Girls!" I yelled breaking up their argument. " Now, you both talk it out. I don't want to have to break up another fight between you guys." I said madly as I walked back into my house.

Kairi's POV

" Great! Now look what you've done!" Tifa yelled at me. I was on the verge of tears. " What do you have to say for yourself, huh? Huh?"

" Shut up!" Tears were falling out of my eyes. " Just stop! There's no point in fighting over Sora! Because he probably hates me now!" I just turned and began to walk in to my house.

" I have a solution."

" Talk to me." I turned and walked back to Tifa.

" We compete and whoever wins the competition, gets to keep Sora." Tifa grinned evilly.

" It sounds fair, but it doesn't sound right. If we compete for Sora, we'd be using him as a trophy and he's way more than trophy." I sighed.

" Look! You can either agree to my plan, or you just lose Sora automatically!"

" Fine, let's compete." I glared at her.

We went our separate ways and got our friends for backup. I called Selphie and Namine and we met up at the park with Tifa, Lulu, and Paine. They looked like they were women in black. We stood on one side of the lawn and glared at Tifa's team. It was going to be ugly, but at least my secret might be safe if I win.

" So, Kairi, ready to lose?" Tifa asked me evilly.

" No, I'm ready to win!" I was really pissed now.

" Fine then, let the games begin!" Tifa declared.

The first game was the water balloon toss. I was good with water balloons, so there's a good chance I'll win this one. Selphie, Namine, and I got into a triangular formation. When they said to go, I began tossing the balloon to Namine, she tossed it back to me and I then tossed it to Selphie. It went on for like, 15 minutes and eventually, the game was over. Apparently, Tifa missed the balloon and it landed on the ground. That meant so far, we were in the lead. It's good so far.

The next game was the four-legged race using three people. Selphie was on the left, I was in the middle, and Namine was on the right. This race was going to be hard. I was good at three-legged races, but this was four-legged. The race began and we all began running. It was really hard. We kept on falling on the ground, but we managed to get up quickly. Tifa ended up winning this race, but there was still one more event. If I win this event, my secret is safe.

The final event was the large, relay race. Selphie was first and went up against Lulu. They had to run all the way across the HUGE lawn all the way to the swings. Namine and Paine will be swinging, so they have to grab the thing while swinging and then they can jump off. Then, they would have to climb through the jungle gym and hand off the thing to Tifa and I. Then, we'd have to climb down the rope, and ride our bikes all the way out to where we started. After explained, the race began. Selphie began in the lead, but fell behind when she couldn't hand the thing off to Namine because she kept on missing Namine's hand. Eventually, Namine grabbed hold of it and sprinted up and into the jungle gym. She caught up to Paine and they handed of the thing to Tifa and I. I climbed through as fast as I could.

Sora's POV

I decided to just ride my skateboard around town since it was too cold to go to the beach. I heard cheering from a distance. I decided to follow it. When I did, I saw Namine, Selphie, Paine, and Lulu cheering. I didn't know what was going on. I decided to check it out.

" Namine, what's up?" I asked.

" Kairi and Tifa are competing for who gets to keep you." Selphie blurted out.

" Selphie!" Namine scolded her.

" Competing?" I asked madly. I watched as Kairi and Paine were finishing up their so called, "race." I had to stop this madness. " STOP!" I was breathing heavily as the girls stopped.

" Sora?" Tifa asked me.

" So, this was your plan? Is this the way you guys think of me? As a trophy? I thought you guys cared for me who I was, but I thought wrong. I knew it was too good to be true." I sighed and ran off with my skateboard.

Kairi's POV

" Sora…" I began to say, but he ran off before I could say anything.

I thought Sora hated me before, but I know for sure that NOW he hates me. I ran off after him. I didn't care if Tifa was following me. I had to do something. I saw Sora at the beach just staring out into the ocean. I was worried that he really did hate me. A tear rolled down my cheek. I tried to say his name, but I couldn't. I was too upset. This time, I had to say something.

" Sora?" I asked coming up next to him.

" What? Did you come to tell me the results for your competition?" Sora sounded really mad.

" No, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. It was wrong. I didn't want to do it, honestly. Because you're not like any of those guys that think they need girls to fight over them just to be popular. You're better than those guys, Sora. And that's what I like about you. You're a great guy, Sora, and I never meant to hurt like that. I hope you can forgive me. Monday, I'll see Ms. Spence and quit Romeo and Juliet that way you and I don't have to kiss in the play." I turned around and began to walk away. I tried.

" Kairi, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me." Sora came up behind me and grabbed my hand. I turned around and Sora was grinning the grin that made me fall in love with him. He then pulled me into a hug that I didn't want to leave. We broke away. " So, are we still cool?"

" Yeah." I agreed.

" But you have to keep that Tifa chick away from me, she drives me nuts!" Sora laughed.

" No problem. Hey, I'll race you home!"

" What? Are you kidding?" Sora whined.

" Ready? Go!" I began running.

" Hey! You got a head start!" Sora laughed. We raced all the way home not even bothering to look out for Tifa.

Author's Note: Okay, that's the end of chapter 17.

Sora: Seriously? I thought Kairi and I kissed in this chapter!

FF Girl: Patience my friends, patience.

Kairi: I'm going to lose patience with Riku if he doesn't compromise with Sora.

Riku: …

FF Girl: Okay, I don't think our KH cast is up for partying right now, so review and we'll see you soon!